Customer Reviews

Miss March UNRATED

5 star:		(11)
4 star:		(5)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(5)
1 star:		(7)

 

 

This is a stupid, crass, moronic, juvenile ile and I loved every minute of it. There are at least 5 scenes that I have never seen before in a film. Add that to the Tucker guy being one of the funniest guys I've seen in a long time, and a rapper named Horsed*ck.Mpeg and you got yourself a party. don't confuse it for THE OFFICE now, it's not clever. Miss March is just plain laugh out loud funny. It's absurd. I highly reccomend it for those of you who like silly, leave your logic at the door comedies. Plus what other movie has the line: "Lesbians...break down that door!" Get it and laugh.
Oh and amazingly enough, Hef was very good in his part. It didn't seem forced or fake. I bet if I'd break into his den, he'd talk to me the same way!

but I couldn't help but laugh at the insane humor on display here. I suppose I'm just an immature teenager at heart sometimes (and I love The Whitest Kids U Know, well, at least the first 2 seasons).

I don't know if I can recommend this film, because it's obviously not for everyone......in fact I don't think it's for anyone really, except for me and my friends. So if any of you are reading this.....oh what the hell, you're gonna buy it anyways.

I really cannot find good reason to describe the plot in any detail, but sufficed to say two guys make a venture for the Playboy mansion in hopes of reacquainting with a lost love centerfold. In the interim we get treated to plenty of diarrhea, old sight gags, boring writing, unfunny jokes, and lengthy diatribe that would have been funny ten years ago. I can laugh at good fire service jokes, but the whole psychotic, sexless firemen gag running throughout the film was lame - and it would be nice if one film would actually show how the pumpers really work (sans the Con Air, Evolution, Miss March incorrectness)

The Blu pic is actually decent through most of the film, though delving into the B grade quality stock through several indoor sequences. Nothing to test the visuals as the cross country footage entails all of 30 seconds so that leaves the sound and supplements. The sound is uneventful and the supplements cater to the Whitest Kids U Know crowd.

The Viral Videos offering is a staged audition sequence that does not entertain much, but as stated the fans that have been renting the TV series are asking about this. The Down & Dirty uncensored (or edited option) allowed Craig Robinson (Pineapple Express, Zack & Miri, etc.) to have more of the only fun in the movie with his rapping video clip.

I have to admit Hugh Hefner has a natural screen presence and his 60 second sequence was actually appropriate - it appears he does not have to act, it just comes naturally, as does his explanation about how to treat women; skip the movie and just watch that one part.

The unrated is only 3:10 minutes longer and had nothing special to offer over the rated. I did verify they dubbed over the school speech in both versions, so I am curious what she was actually saying that they had to change it. Skipper.

Every once in a while a film defies all logic, has no business getting a four star rating and offers nothing new to a genre and yet it succeeds where so many other like films fail. 'Miss March' is so stupid that you can't help but laugh at the over the top gross out gags that propel this stupid film through it's running time like a torpedo propelling through water.

The cast especially Cregger and Moore play two childhood friends, one who is a sex crazed kook and the other a reserved guy waiting for the right time to lose his virginity to his girlfriend of 2 1/2 years. After one of them comes out of a 4 year long coma(don't ask!), the two embark on a cross country road trip and extreme wackiness ensues!

The film is full of raunchy ridiculous high jinks and nudity and shouldn't even be worth looking at, but I must confess that I haven't laugh so hard in a while. It's just stupid fun, but I think this film will only appeal to a certain crowd of people who like a little shock humor in their diet.

For those who watch the whitest kids u know... you know what i'm talking about... some people just don't understand this type of humor... i would seriously watch a few clips online to make sure you wanna buy it first... other than that.. I PERSONALLY LOVED IT... i own all the wkuk dvd's too... so i knew i'd like this movie.

I can't believe this movie received such low ratings...it is soooo funny! Both my husband and I laughed our butts off. I say give it a try, it is kind of stupid funny, but hilarious none the less. I highly recommend it!

MISS MARCH was directed, written and stars Zach Cregger and Trevor Moore (THE WHITEST KID U KNOW. The main plot is in the after prom party, Zach Cregger's character falls into a coma for 4 years. His friend, played by Trevor Moore discovers that Zach's girlfriend (Raquel Alessi GHOST RIDER) is now a Playmate for Hugh M. Hefner. The 2 friends go on a crazy road trip to find her. This movie is hilariously funny and I give a infinity out of 5 star rating. Watch it if you can!

I just watched this movie and I thought it was incredibly funny and was a lot better than I had expected. Eugene and Cindi are the perfect couple and on prom night, Cindi wants to take their relationship to the next level, but unfortunately, Eugene falls down a flight of stairs and puts him into a 4-year coma. He is woken up by his best friend, Tucker who is obsessed with Playboy. When they see Cindi posing in a Playboy magazine, they try to make their way to the Mansion to see if Cindi still cares for Eugene. Along the way, they get into hilarious misadventures such as alluding Firemen, burning down a hotel, and driving a car with lesbians in the back seat. I highly recommend MISS MARCH!!!

This is one of those kind of comedies that's easy to dismiss as pure, immature garbage, but...

I was laughing while watching it, so it's hard to really hate a movie like this.

You know how it is- you think a movie absolutely stinks, but you keep watching it anyway because you find it funny?

You don't *want* to laugh because secretly you know it's bottom of the barrel comedy... but you continue watching despite that. Yeah you get the point. It's one of *those* kind of films.

The amount of vulgar scenes you will witness in Miss March is incredibly high. This is NOT a movie for kids- this is strictly humor intended for young adults.

A young man plans to have his first sexual experience with a girl a magical one, and on prom night, but while he's getting ready to head for her bedroom, he takes a wrong turn down the basement stairs, falling down, and a toolbox hits him on the head before the entire cabinet comes crashing down on top of him. Talk about a rough night.

Four years later, he wakes up in the hospital room, and let me just say his friend (who totally reminds me of WWE wrestler Edge) is the main character in the film, and he's a complete moron. No matter what he does, everything he does is wrong. He's goofy, immature, and gross. Hey, we all know people like that in real life, haha. His friend however (the one who wakes up in the hospital) is the complete opposite of that- he's more respectable and treats women with dignity.

Anyway, we find out the girlfriend of the young man who awakes in the hospital has found a career as a model at the Playboy mansion, so the two friends take a ride to the west coast in search for his girlfriend.

THIS is when the story really gets going, and the two of them go on some amazing adventures while traveling around the country, usually really moronic adventures that involve making trouble with people they shouldn't be messing with.

Overall, a really funny film. NOT necessarily a well made, thought-provoking, intelligent kind of humor, but good enough to create some laughs for 1 hour and 20 minutes.

When I first saw the trailer for Miss March, I was very excited. This seemed like the kind of movie I would like. There were playboy playmates, a party at the playboy mansion, etc. I mean, what could go wrong?

This movie is horrible. Usually in movies with one nice guy and one horn dog, the horn dog has to be believable, wether it be his looks, his charm, etc. I for the life of me can not understand how the character in this movie is the horn dog? This guy is not believable at all. If you happen to see this movie and you read my review, you'll understand what I am talking about.

Besides terrible acting and bad character choices, this movie has only a couple laughs in it, and even they seemed forced. The only reason I finished this movie was because I paid $5.99 to get it on demand from Comcast and at least wanted to get my money's worth, even though it was still a complete waste of money.

Do yourself the favor and don't buy this movie. Rent it and you will see why. You will even thank every one that wrote a negative review about this movie which prevented you from buying it. If you really want to see it, waste the $5.99, but trust me, dont spend anymore than that. The movie is bad even for bad movies. This movie gives bad movies a bad name.