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Mister B. Gone Hardcover – October 30, 2007


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Product Details

  • Hardcover: 256 pages
  • Publisher: HarperCollins; First Edition edition (October 30, 2007)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0812968794
  • ISBN-13: 978-0060182984
  • ASIN: 0060182989
  • Product Dimensions: 8.6 x 5.7 x 1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 15.5 ounces
  • Average Customer Review: 3.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (172 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,076,993 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

This offbeat novel in the form of a minor demon's diary may satisfy devoted Barker fans eager for his return to adult fiction after several years writing the Abarat series, but others, especially first-time readers, are likely to find this fable about good and evil less than rewarding. Jakabok Botch, the child of two demons who has inherited his father's two tails, is rendered even more grotesque after he tumbles into a fire and most of his face is badly burned. A violent dispute with his abusive father, Pappy Gatmuss, leads to the pair being trapped by a net from our world. Jakabok manages to elude capture and eventually finds his way to the home of Johannes Gutenberg, whose wife turns out to be an angel in disguise. The book's format—simultaneously Botch's first-person narrative and his break-the-fourth-wall address to the reader pleading for him or her to burn the book—may puzzle readers unused to Barker's quirks. (Oct. 30)
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Praise for Clive Barker: 'An invocation of both magic and the imagination... A majestic maze of mythmaking' Washington Times 'Passionate and ingenious... A ride with remarkable views' Times Literary Supplement 'A fabulous, engrossing war of the worlds' People Magazine 'Barker's fecundity of invention is beyond praise. In a world of hard-bitten horror and originality, Clive Barker dislocates your mind' Mail on Sunday 'A powerful and fascinating writer with a brilliant imagination... Clive Barker is an outstanding storyteller' J G Ballard --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

More About the Author

Clive Barker was born in Liverpool in 1952. He is the worldwide bestselling author of the Books of Blood, and numerous novels including Imajica, The Great and Secret Show, Sacrament and Galilee. In addition to his work as a novelist and short story writer he also illustrates, writes, directs and produces for the stage and screen. His films include Hellraiser, Hellbound, Nightbreed and Candyman. Clive lives in Beverly Hills, California.

Customer Reviews

Just an awful waste of my time, if I never see the words "burn this book" again it will be too soon.
Mike Mayo
In a book in which Gutenberg's printing press play such a pivotal role, it is beyond ironic that this book is so chock full of typographical and printing errors.
Brian Baker
I kept expecting a clever twist, a creative story line or rich characters, but was very disappointed.
S. Bourget

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78 of 89 people found the following review helpful By David W. Strauss on November 5, 2007
Format: Hardcover
Having been an avid fan of Clive Barker's fiction for the past twenty or more years, starting with "Books of Blood", I have come to expect so much more from this author. I was very disappointed with Mr. B. Gone. I found myself tiring quickly of the pleading to stop reading, the begging for the fire, etc. And I agree with the reviewer who indicated that the book has been "dreadfully proofread". I agree.....so many typographical errors, extra words, missing words....and again, since the book is ABOUT words and their power, I found myself pulled out of the story several times a chapter.

I found it to be not scary, not suspenseful, and rather slapdash. It pains me to write this review, in a way, since I count myself an ardent fan of Mr. Barker's work, but this one....well.....I think I should have given it a miss. I must say though, for the record, that this is the first book of Mr. Barker's for which I have had a less-than-stellar review. Usually, I find his books to completely capture me. This one, I found rather boring.

To those of you who liked it, I wish I felt the same way. But, alas, I did not.
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24 of 30 people found the following review helpful By Thomas Wikman VINE VOICE on October 3, 2008
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When you read this review can you hear my voice in your head? How does it sound like? Is it someone you know? Well that is what I thought. You know you shouldn't read this review, but there you go doing it anyway, don't tell me I didn't warn you.

This unique book is both a story about a demon and a conversation with that demon all at once. My first paragraph is my feeble attempt at imitating what goes on in the book. In the book there are several requests to stop reading the book and burn it instead, and some of these requests are threats of torture and threats of eternal damnation if you don't burn the book. This gets a little tired after a while, but I found the concept of a demon both telling his gruesome life story and talking to you and threatening you all at the same time quite innovative and creepy.

The name of the demon is Jakabok Botch. He escaped the ninth circle of Hell in the 14th century. He has been with us ever since and if you buy this book he will be living with you too. He is ugly, severely burned, has two tails, he is hateful, and he likes to take warm baths in the fresh blood of infants.

I admit I did not think the book was very scary, but for me it was still a page turner. I found the book to be interesting and creative. I found the comparisons between the heartless barbarism of people in less enlightened times (as well as today) and that of demons in Hell enlightening. Earth looks a lot like just another circle of Hell in which we are our own demons. However, in this circle of Hell, there is a choice, a choice that the eternally damned demons do not have. Demons and Humans are so similar and yet so different.
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39 of 51 people found the following review helpful By Brian Baker VINE VOICE on November 14, 2007
Format: Hardcover
There was actually a pretty good book hidden in here trying to get out. Unfortunately, it failed.

First, the good things:

This was a really inventive premise. A demon escapes from Dante's Inferno, and finds himself in the real world. How does he react? How does the World react to him? He has escapades. Cool idea.

Barker's demon Jakobok, and indeed the other angels and demons in this book, in no way fit the common stereotype. Also cool.

Now the bad things:

The conceit of the book that it actually contains Jakobok's spirit, and he wants you, The Reader, to burn the book. While inventive at first, about what seems like the thousandth time you go through it this device becomes more than grating, it is irritating beyond words. I ended up skipping pages and pages at a time to get beyond it and back to the story. In what is already a short book, if this stuff were edited out, you'd have a magazine article remaining. Barker's editor deserves a swift kick in the [...].

In a book in which Gutenberg's printing press play such a pivotal role, it is beyond ironic that this book is so chock full of typographical and printing errors. Also REALLY annoying.

Because the actual story itself is so slight, most of the characterizations are, too. Almost cartoon characters.

So.... one and a half stars, which I'll round up to two because I've enjoyed Barker's past work so much. Pretty generous of me, frankly.

Don't forget to burn this review when you're done reading it.
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18 of 23 people found the following review helpful By JordanJasper on November 15, 2007
Format: Hardcover
It grieves me to write a one-star review for Barker's new one, but his novels have been such hit-and-miss affairs for over a decade now, and THIS one was simply unreadable. It's the first time I've literally thrown a book at the wall (being halfway through the story) in disgust in ages.

As usual, Barker takes an absolutely tantalizing concept, starts pretty decently, and then completely loses all focus, cohesion, and discipline.

Yes, I've been reading his work since 'Books of Blood' so I know the guy's "quirks." The problem is that "The Quirk Won't Work if the Work You Shirk."

Barker's wonderful creative foundation becomes disjointed and incoherent yet AGAIN. There's no stars to be had for simply throwing random bursts of "disconnected imagination" at the empty page and hoping the stray bits will all somehow amount to a story.

The tantalizing concept in 'Mister B. Gone' is similar to Barker's pet theme of worlds or 'beings' existing and/or trapped "within worlds." The premise is great here: a demon trapped in the pages of an actual book, a memoir. That demon speaks directly to the reader with words of admonition and warning--words that are intended to evoke horror in the reader (or at least give us $22.95 worth of unsettling feelings).

No such luck. The premise is the only good thing about this short novel. From Barker's half-baked description of Hell and its denizens, to the lazy writing and patchwork plotting, this is a big disappointment. Again, Barker seems to have been phoning-in his novels for awhile, and this one must have required a VERY long-distance call indeed.
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