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Modern Fairies, Dwarves, Goblins, and Other Nasties: A Practical Guide by Miss Edythe McFate [Hardcover]

Lesley M. M. Blume , David Foote
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September 14, 2010 8 and up 1020L (What's this?)
Perhaps you think fairies are figments of the imagination, or even relics of an ancient past. You may even think all fairies are lovely winged creatures, who dance in bluebell fields, granting wishes to anyone who should encounter them.
You would be wrong on all counts.
Fairies are very much alive today, and they are everywhere—in our cities, our backyards, and even our kitchen cupboards. Some of them are indeed the sweet-tempered, winged creatures of folklore, but the fairy family also includes goblins, trolls, brownies, and other strange creatures, some of which are revealed to humans in this book for the very first time. While many fairy breeds are harmless, others can be quite nasty or even dangerous.
In this luxuriously illustrated guidebook, preeminent fairy expert Miss Edythe McFate shares her knowledge of the modern fairy world and includes practical advice on matters such as how to tell a good fairy from a bad one, how to spot a “fairy ring,” how to tell the difference between dwarves and trolls (one species is far deadlier than the other), and how to defend against fairies who would do you harm. Also included are eight true cautionary tales about children who have encountered fairies in ultramodern New York City.
You would be wise to read closely, lest you find yourself in your own fairy encounter, for as Miss Edythe McFate reminds us, “Forewarned is forearmed.”

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Gr 4-8–Miss Edythe McFate's guidebook, “as told to” Blume, gives advice and answers to various questions about fairies, dwarves, goblins, etc. She also tells eight “true” stories set in modern New York City about children with fairy sight. The first tale is about the historic Algonquin Hotel, which for years has been the home of brownies until a new owner takes over. Olive, the daughter of the hotel chef, must help them relocate before Mr. Rex Runcible ruins them. In another tale, George sees a door in the Lincoln Tunnel that leads to a secret tunnel where dwarves pick rubies off trees. He decides to take one and turns into an old man. Miss Edythe McFate sagely warns that one should never steal from fairies. One of the later tales is about an ugly mermaid who can't sing very well. She convinces the girl to help her catch the attention of the Staten Island ferry captain with disastrous consequences. Blume's conversational narrative style is both entertaining and informative, if often on the darker side. Foote's expressive, black-ink illustrations haunt every page and add to the magical feel of the book.Samantha Larsen Hastings, Riverton Library, UT
© Copyright 2010. Library Journals LLC, a wholly owned subsidiary of Media Source, Inc. No redistribution permitted.

About the Author

LESLEY M. M. BLUME spent much of her childhood sitting in her backyard, willing fairies to appear. These days, she is an author and journalist based in New York City. Her books for children include Cornelia and the Audacious Escapades of the Somerset Sisters, The Rising Star of Rusty Nail, and Tennyson, which the Chicago Tribune praised for its “brilliant, unusual writing.”
You can learn more about her at www.lesleymmblume.com.
 
DAVID FOOTE envisions the world through a fantastical black-and-white looking glass.
He is a fine artist, filmmaker, and animator who left his hometown of Caracas, Venezuela, at eighteen to study at the Parsons School of Design in New York City, where he currently lives. Modern Fairies, Dwarves, Goblins & Other Nasties is his first children’s book.
Visit him on the Web at www.davidfootestudio.com.
 
 

Product Details

  • Age Range: 8 and up
  • Hardcover: 256 pages
  • Publisher: Knopf Books for Young Readers (September 14, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 037586203X
  • ISBN-13: 978-0375862038
  • Product Dimensions: 6.6 x 0.9 x 8 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 14.1 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (9 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #268,149 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Lesley M. M. Blume is an author, journalist, columnist, and cultural observer based in New York City. She did her undergraduate work at Williams College and Oxford University, and took her graduate degree in history from Cambridge University, where she was a Herchel Smith fellow.

Ms. Blume has authored three critically-acclaimed children's novels for Knopf. Upon the release of her third novel, Tennyson, reviewers and critics placed her in the same class as writers Flannery O'Connor, Eudora Welty, and Truman Capote ("Brilliant, unusual writing."--The Chicago Tribune). Ms. Blume's first collection of short stories, Modern Fairies, Dwarves, Goblins, and Other Nasties, was published on September 14, 2010.

As a journalist, Ms. Blume began her career at The Jordan Times in Amman and Cronkite Productions in New York City. She later became an off-air reporter and researcher for ABC News Nightline with Ted Koppel in Washington, D.C., where she helped cover the historic presidential election in 2000, the 9/11 attacks, the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan, and countless other events and topics.

Now writing full-time, Ms. Blume covers culture, media, politics, and fashion (and sometimes the thorny politics of fashion). Her work has appeared in many publications, including Vogue, Vanity Fair, The Wall Street Journal, Slate, and The Daily Beast, among others. She co-created and served as founding editor of The Window, Barneys New York's online fashion and culture magazine, where she remains editor-at-large; she is also The Huffington Post's longtime contributing style editor.

On November 1, 2010, Chronicle Books released to great acclaim Let's Bring Back, a book by Ms. Blume based on her popular column of the same name for The Huffington Post. Starting in 2012, Chronicle will release a series of topic-specific editions of Let's Bring Back, as well as a line of ancillary products.

Ms. Blume lives in Greenwich Village with her husband and their French bulldog, who was a featured character in Ms. Blume's bestselling book, Cornelia and the Audacious Escapades of the Somerset Sisters.

Sadly, most of her heroes and heroines are dead or fictional. They include but are not restricted to: Diana Vreeland, Marlene Dietrich, Isak Dinesen, Katharine Graham, Zero Mostel, Royal Tenenbaum, the Marchesa Casati, Oscar Wilde, Elsa Schiaparelli, Anthony Blanche, Flora Post, Eleanor Roosevelt, Lee Miller, Edith Wharton, and Collette.

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20 of 20 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Staten Island fairies September 20, 2010
Format:Hardcover
The term "urban fantasy" gets bandied about a bit these days. If you're unfamiliar with it, basically it just boils down to the idea of placing normally pastoral fairies in the big bad city. You get a lot of urban fantasies on the young adult and adult fiction side of things. Gritty streets + fluffy fairies = new genre. It's strange to think that few have ever extended this idea to the younger ages. Urban fairy picture books are few and far between and chapter books? Even The Spiderwick Chronicles sets its modern day tales of fairies in the countryside rather than in the grimy urban streets. Lesley M.M. Blume aims to change all that. Her newest book delves deep into those aspects of New York City where folks might not expect to find the extraordinary (say, the Lincoln Tunnel) and give the grit some magic. Even the most countrified kid will find something to love about this truly metropolitan fare. It's a doozy.

When one strays into a foreign land, it is advisable to have a native guide on hand. But what do you take with you when the foreign land in question is your own backyard? For that, you will need to turn to an expert. And the expert in the case of city fairies and their kin is Miss Edythe McFate. With great relish, Miss McFate shares with the reader many helpful tips and tricks on dealing with fairies. And not just any fairies, mind, but the ones that have adapted to large city centers like the heart of New York City itself. In this book, a reader will encounter eight short cautionary tales (some more cautionary than others) and, between those chapters, practical advice regarding fairies and their day-to-day lives. Sometimes funny, sometimes dire, McFate/Blume weaves a new look at fairies in the city and leaves the reader wanting more. I've no doubt that a sequel cannot be far behind.

The book sets itself apart from the pack partly because it's not afraid to be all things to all people. Do you like practical field guides to impossible critters that could not possibly exist? It is that. Or do you prefer short stories about fairies ("and other nasties") and couldn't care less about the practical survival techniques such a book might provide? It is that as well. Blume gives you the option of picking and choosing what it is you wish this book to accomplish. Visually, it does not resemble a field guide of any sort. No faux battered cover or mock leather clasp. Inside there aren't individual boxes or cutaways. Really, just glancing at the chapters a person would be inclined to believe that this was just your average everyday middle grade chapter book. I was rather taken with the unexpected nature of the presentation. While the subtitle certainly does mention that this is "A Practical Guide by Miss Edythe McFate", how many kids are ardent subtitle readers? This book will therefore come as a bit of a surprise to them. The question then becomes, a good surprise or a bad one?

I say good. Blume is tapping into a Roald Dahl punishment mindset with these tales. Only unlike Dahl, Blume isn't going to moralize. The thing a person needs to know about fairies is that they don't deal with justice. Good little children are as likely to suffer at the hands of the fair folk as bad little children. Right from the start you're sort of given a hint of this with the tale "A Face Made from Flowers". Though the first story in this book is about a good little girl who does a good little deed, this second tale is about a different good little girl who suffers a bad little fate because of her foolishness. I can see kids getting thrown by this. The story in question is about a plain girl born in a family where beauty is prized above all. Her only comfort comes when she hangs out with the fairies in her backyard in a fairy circle. Eventually, in her misery, she asks the fairies to make her beautiful. The result is not what she may have expected. I can see child readers finishing this story and thinking to themselves, "Wait . . . what? But she was a good kid and her sisters were bad! Why weren't they turned into something?" For a few they'll be seriously upset, but for most they'll be all the more inclined to read the stories. Suddenly, they won't be able to utterly trust in the author, a fact that makes the reading all the more exciting. When a bad kid can get away with something or a good kid can be punished unexpectedly at any moment, that sort of ratchets up the tension in any short story collection.

There are some inconsistencies in the book, alas, though they are few and far between. The premise is that our narrator, Ms. McFate, has interviewed these children or people these children have known and learned of their tales. Some stories, however, could not possibly have been gathered that way (I know that I'm getting weirdly technical on a children's book here, but I like internal logic to work). For example, in the story of Daisy, the girl who was turned into a flower, the girl in question was the only one in that story capable of telling her tale. Then she's daisyfied, rendering her mute. Indeed, the narrator goes so far as to even tell us what the girl's final thoughts were, prior to becoming a blossom. This would work fine if the book had an omniscient narrator, but since the very name of the narrator is in the title, it feels as if the title is trying to have it both ways.

Illustrator David Foote makes for an interesting pairing with Ms. Blume. There are two ways any artist can go with a fairy book. Either you can become hugely precise and delicate or you can go wild and free. Mr. Foote's work is clearly in the latter category. These are images that owe more to Ronald Searl and Ralph Steadman than Tony DiTerlizzi or Chris Riddell. The image that faces the title page, for example, shows a series of messy extensions bursting forth from the gutter of the book. Are they plant life or long hairy legs belonging to a creature of unspecified species? No idea. Yet they effectively set the tone. These strange mixes of vegetation and hairy fly legs creep and extend over a number of pages inside the book. As for the rest, Foote's spot illustrations give the tales a comfortable feel. It was clever to make the story about the Algonquin brownies the first since Foote's images of the brownies are charming. They're like little Fiorello H. Laguardia's in their little suits and sharp eyebrows. On the opposite side of the equation is his ugly mermaid, a gal with a face that could stop a clock. You bet. Foote is clearly the right man for this job.

I've seen plenty of middle grade fantasy set in New York in my day. Everything from Grand Central ghosts in The Night Tourist to Central Park dragons in Falcon's Egg to living gargoyles in Stoneflight. I've seen the occasional fairy too, I suppose, but books like Delia Sherman's Changeling couldn't be more different in tone than Ms. Blume's. After all, Ms. Blume's is a practical guide above all. There's also something about the tone of this book that makes you inclined to believe everything it says. I found myself almost wanting to take notes about placing coins on the floor to detect good and bad fairies and when it is appropriate to wear your clothes inside out. Ms. Blume has the ability to make you believe in the impossible. No small feat for a book of medium size. Fun and original.

For ages 9-12.
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5.0 out of 5 stars LITTLE SCARY, BUT AWESOME September 28, 2010
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This book is fantastic! I started reading it, just to make sure mit wouldn't give my kids nightmares, and I couldn't put it down. Now I'm reading it aloud to my kids in the evenings. They are really enjoying it and no nighmares so far. I'm skipping the one about the goblins for the kids just to be safe. It is so vivid and well written. 5 stars!
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WARNING: Fairies are not sweet creatures who live in flowers and grant wishes. Pixies aren't cute like Tinkerbell. Dwarves may be miners, but they aren't about to make friends with a sweet lady visitor. In Lesley M.M. Blume`s latest book for young readers, MODERN FAIRIES, DWARVES GOBLINS, AND OTHER NASTIES, we learn all about the danger that is the world of fairies, and many of the children who have -- for good or bad -- wound up involved in the fairy world.

Part short story collection and part field guide, MODERN FAIRIES is delightfully dark. Narrated by Miss Edythe McFate, the book takes place in the various boroughs of New York City -- from a Brooklyn back yard to Central Park to the Lincoln tunnel, it seems that fairies have migrated to New York from all over the world, just like the people who inhabit one of our most diverse cities. This would have been very useful to me when I lived in New York, a few years ago. I always knew there was a reason I disliked the Lincoln Tunnel -- dwarves have their secret underground mines there. Should a child enter these mines, through one of the many, mysterious brass doors lining the tunnel, he absolutely shouldn't try to steal from the dwarves. This can only lead to his demise. And while I didn't have a back yard when I lived in Brooklyn, it is apparent that fairy rings do occur in this part of the city, and they are certainly something to watch out for. Flower fairies aren't necessarily the kindly folk you'd suspect -- and you should always be careful what you wish for.

Flower Fairy illustration by David Foote

I loved the story of the nasty Destinatus twins who played perfect piano, only to be foiled by resident libretto fairies at Carnegie hall. And of course the story of a local stable whose horses were being driven to exhaustion by nasty pixies. Beautifully illustrated by David Foote, the book are peppered with cautionary tales and advice -- do you know how to tell a good fairy from bad? All you really need is a penny, but you'll have to read MODERN FAIRIES to find out what to do with it. Did you know that fairies are oddly obsessed with spoons? Or that they covet human babies? Did you know that there are many different kinds of mermaids, and that they are mostly bad news? Or that goblins keep children as slaves? Lots of important information, especially if you live in New York.

Easily compared to the SPIDERWICK series, but awesome in its own right, this fun, fast read is one of those elusive books that many will call "perfect for all ages." And I tend to agree -- children and adults alike will be enchanted by Blume`s latest. Though I must warn you: once you pick up this volume, you'll be looking at your world through fairy-aware eyes. Which could be a very scary thing!
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