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Product Details

  • Mass Market Paperback: 352 pages
  • Publisher: Orbit; Reissue edition (February 1, 2010)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0316049913
  • ISBN-13: 978-0316049917
  • Product Dimensions: 4.2 x 1.2 x 7 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 2.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (78 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #260,652 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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From Publishers Weekly

Martinez (Too Many Curses) pokes at big-picture questions, like the nature of the universe and the meaning of life, with abundant, zany humor in this charming tale. Monster, who works in cryptobiological containment, first encounters Judy when he rescues her from a yeti that's trashing the frozen foods aisle of the Food Plus Mart. They meet again when trolls infest her apartment. As an incognizant—someone whose mind can't acknowledge magic—Judy soon forgets the bizarre events, but Monster suspects she's somehow involved with the recent uptick in dangerous cryptobiological happenings. When Lotus, keeper of a stone mysteriously linked to Judy, spirits Judy away, Monster attempts to come to her rescue, only to discover that he's in way over his head. Scary monsters and hilarious scenarios embellish a convoluted plot that suggests even night-shift workers might have a destiny. (May)
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About the Author

A. Lee Martinez was born in El Paso, Texas. At the age of eighteen, for no apparent reason, he started writing novels. Thirteen short years (and a little over a dozen manuscripts) later, his first novel, Gil's All Fright Diner, was published. His hobbies include juggling, games of all sorts, and astral projecting. Also, he likes to sing along with the radio when he's in the car by himself. For more information on the author, check out www.aleemartinez.com

More About the Author

A. Lee Martinez was born in El Paso, Texas. At the age of eighteen, for no apparent reason, he started writing novels. Thirteen short years (and a little over a dozen manuscripts) later, his first novel, Gil's All Fright Diner was published. Since then he has published or is about to publish five additional novels, including the forthcoming Divine Misfortune. His hobbies include juggling, games of all sorts, and astral projecting. Also, he likes to sing along with the radio when he's in the car by himself.

Customer Reviews

Overall, an entertaining, funny book for light reading.
R. Kabanlit
Had potential but never developed into an interesting story with characters you had an kind of investment in.
Carol L Hermann
This is a great pick for fans of humorous sci-fi/fantasy.
Sarah J. Carlin

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

29 of 32 people found the following review helpful By Dick Johnson VINE VOICE on May 1, 2009
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"Looks like he's just FLOAT-ing."

Martinez is very creative and funny. His books take our boring old world and add some excitement to it. Of course, his definition of excitement may differ from the norm by a factor of about a thousand.

Monster is both the title and the name of the main character. He is a dysfunctional family all by himself. He also has cryptobiological containment skills - and some of them come in different colors. His less than endearing personality coupled with a job of removing the threat of mythological (so we thought) beasts makes for enough slapstick situations to fill a 3 Stooges marathon.

Did I mention that the fate of the universe is also at stake? Or, that his girlfriend is a (well, that's better left discovered by reading)?

This is fast paced, light reading. Don't expect literary tricks but "trick or treat". I give this five stars for inventiveness and just plain fun. Unfortunately, there are some disconnects and inconsistencies that should have been caught before going to press. Don't let the absence of a star keep you from reading it, though. You'd have to look hard to find a more humorous, pleasurable read.
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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful By Amazon Customer VINE VOICE on May 18, 2009
Format: Hardcover
If you like well written, really funny fantasy a la Christopher Moore, you will love this book! The scene opens in a supermarket. The store clerks are rather surprised to find a yeti devouring all the ice cream and generally making a mess. But (to the rescue!) a team composed of a young man (Monster) and his assistant paper cutout man come to the rescue. Turns out that magic is everywhere, so much so that there is actually a sort of paranormal animal control. Most of us ordinary folks just don't perceive it. And we quickly forget it when we see it!

As the story progresses, we get a wonderful bit of inspired silliness as the hero and heroine take on a cosmic parasite, all the knowledge in the universe, dragons, giant worms, and a truly mean horse and cow.

Well written, with a sense of parody about relationship issues, this book has a lot of charm. I plan to read more of Mr. Martinez's works!
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful By The Mad Hatter VINE VOICE on May 15, 2009
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I hadn't read any of Martinez's books previously although I've heard he would be up my alley since I'm a fan of Tom Holt, Robert Rankin, and Christopher Moore who he has been associated with. When I saw the cover and read the description I just knew this would be the one to try. I'm a sucker for cryptids and funny fantasy in this case funny urban fantasy. I managed to finish Monster in 3 sittings which is quick given my hectic schedule lately. Monster is a zany mix of Christopher Moore's humor with the inventive flair of Douglas Adams. It starts off hilariously and barely gives you time to breath between giggles with its delightful dialogue and sometime silly action.

Monster abounds with a veritable menagerie of mythical monsters such as yetis, kobolds, sphinxes, and pretty much anything you could or couldn't dream up. This is a world where magical things happen but most people forget about them soon after they witness them. Sometimes blue, Monster the main character/anti-hero is kind of like the cleanup crew of mythical monster kind with a strange ability best left revealed through reading. In other words he is the dog warden of weird varmints. Chaos is drawn to Judy who is a grocery store clerk and a bit of a failure in life. The character development is not very deep, which leaves Monster (the character) feeling a bit flat and also makes it a little hard to care about Judy. Both are just making the motions going through life and not caring to accomplish anything. Monster is actually a bit over the top in his reluctance to not get involved at times to the point of being unbelievable. However the situations and dialogue are what you want in a book like this so I can overlook these flaws for the pure entertainment Martinez gives us.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful By D. Williams VINE VOICE on May 16, 2010
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When I first picked up "Monster" I thought it was a junior high to high school book and wasn't sure what to make of it because it is rather bawdy at times, with strong language. However, for an adult audience it could be a fun, light read, not something to be read too seriously or deeply.

Monster, the main character, works in pest control with his sidekick Chester; they don't exterminate termites or mice but yeti, ogres, trolls, and dragons. His girlfriend is a succubus, and he simply cannot keep her happy. He ends up taking a case at a Food Plus Mart, where the night clerk Judy finds a yeti in the ice cream freezer. Judy learns things about herself, and Monster's and Judy's lives come together.

Other than the bawdy content, this was a fun book that I could recommend for adults.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By AsimovGirl on March 4, 2012
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I like Martinez but the Kindle version of Monster is so poorly formatted that it impedes comprehension. I am out the money I paid for the book and now I have to shell out more to buy it in paper form. Very unhappy with my purchase!! Read this one in traditional format only!!!
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Tghu Verd on April 14, 2011
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I love Jim Butcher's Dresden Files and Charles Stross' The Atrocity Archives and felt, from the first few pages, that A. Lee Martinez's "Monster" would be more of the same.

And it was...but not!

Because most of the characters - and especially the eponymous Monster - just aren't that likable.

In fact, Monster makes even Stephen R. Donaldson's benchmark antihero Thomas Covenant seem light and breezy, something I would not have believed possible.

So we have funky magic; a good plot line; plenty of action - and a clutch of "God, can I be bothered" characters. Which was HUGELY annoying because if they can't be bothered, why should I be bothered to read about them?

Eventually I did finish Monster but to be honest, it was a bit touch and go toward the end and the too-cool-for-school attitude meant that ultimately I did not enjoy it as much as those first few pages suggested I should have.
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