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Monsturd

Jesse Berney , Molly Britton , Rick Popko  |  R |  DVD
3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)


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  • Actors: Jesse Berney, Molly Britton, Dan Burr, Timm Carney, Brad Dosland
  • Directors: Rick Popko
  • Format: Color, Dolby, NTSC
  • Language: English
  • Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only. Read more about DVD formats.)
  • Aspect Ratio: 1.33:1
  • Number of discs: 1
  • Rated: R (Restricted)
  • Studio: ELITE ENTERTAINMENT
  • DVD Release Date: February 3, 2004
  • Run Time: 81 minutes
  • Average Customer Review: 3.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)
  • ASIN: B00018D4RM
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #85,009 in Movies & TV (See Top 100 in Movies & TV)
  • Learn more about "Monsturd" on IMDb

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When escaped serial killer Jack Schmitt dies a mysterious death in the city's sewage treatment plant, deep, dark trouble comes to town. A horrifying accident at a nearby genetic research laboratory results in the bloodthirsty killer's resurrection and soon, using the county's sewer system as his underground lair, Schmitt exacts his odious revenge on the frightened townsfolk.

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24 of 28 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Poop....it was for dinner June 26, 2009
Format:DVD|Verified Purchase
Think you've seen it all? You don't know Jack Schmitt!

For those of you creepy disturbed perverts who had a brainfart and thought this piece of crap was a good idea, I'll serve it up for you.

This is MONSTURD, and yes it's about a creature made of poop. An escaped convict (asstutely named Jack Schmitt) dies a mysterious death in the city sewer.
Of course there just happened to be some shady experiments going on at the nearby genetics research lab, and an ill-fated mishap contaminates the sewage system. And yep,(poop)is gonna hit the fan.

I know what you're thinking--a big walking, talking pile of nasty excrement sounds like some yummy entertainment. Now, this movie does drop a nice cheesy stinkbomb in your face. But in some regards, MONSTURD just passes gas.

This is mainly due to the lengthy attempts at plot and character development. We don't need 45 minutes of anticipation and attempts at building tension. Especially with this bad acting and poopy dialogue. Just quickly shower us with filth & depravity! Plus a turd rape scene would have been a welcome treat.
I did love the bumbling cops ductaping themselves with diapers(body armor) and filling their Super-Soakers with Pepto-Bismol. Plus, how often do you get the chance to see a giant turdmonster? Good sick times!

Overall, this is moderately recommended for adults with crappy-awesome tastes in film. You might wanna drop the kids off first though.
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9 of 10 people found the following review helpful
Format:DVD
Let's face it--if you've plopped "Monsturd" into your DVD player, you can't be expecting "Lawrence of Arabia." What you've got here is a low-budget endeavor with a clever premise and a catchy title. Anyone not intrigued by a film entitled "Monsturd" undoubtedly has no business watching this--and I'm sure they'll be grateful for that. For the rest of you sickos, the title is the most clever thing about this movie.

The plot, as if it matters, concerns an escaped killer who is gunned down in the sewer after a chemical spill has contaminated the drainage system. Covered in waste, he soon develops into a monster of excremental proportions. Intent on continuing his murderous ways, this walking pile of waste is as merciless as it is odious.

As you might expect from a zero budget film, "Monsturd" has terrible acting and cheesy effects. Ultimately, I wanted to root for this little film--but the writing just isn't as funny as you might hope. After viewing this cinematic treat, one of my friends turned to me and said "you should write a film." I don't know if he was implying that I would also produce a pile of dung--or if he thought I could easily pen something more humorous. For it would have been easy to make this a terrific B-movie--but "Monsturd" relies too heavily on its premise and not enough on pithy dialogue.

Lacking the sophistication and wit of a high-concept B-movie epic like "Killer Condom," I should probably rate this film at 1 star. But, you know what, it's walking poo! That has to be good for another star, doesn't it? If this film sounds like your ideal date movie, by all means, check it out. But be forewarned, "Monsturd" is an acquired taste--or is it a smell? KGHarris, 12/06.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars He's One Moody Doody! July 16, 2004
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This is one of the most amazing movies that I have ever seen. It would take a truly unique and twisted mind to conceive of a poo-monster that terrorizes a small town. What is truly amazing is that the movie, despite its miniscule budget, outlandish lowbrow concept, and the fact it was shot on video, is actually a moderately entertaining horror spoof that takes plenty of shots at extremely famous horror movies. I especially love the spoof of "Jaws" when the Sheriff pleads with city officials not to close the beach, but rather to cancel the annual chili cook-off, which is in a park very near the storm sewer where the giant walking, talking poo resides.
Every horror movie stereotype is skewered here, and despite the obvious economy of production, the film is entertaining and funny. Even the box gets into the act when it proclaims "It's not just a movie, it's a movement!" Sure the humor is juvenile, but as a parody it is effective and entertaining. At the very least, you have certainly never seen anything like it.
The DVD has several extras including a commentary track featuring cast and crew, as well as a "Making of Monsturd" documentary that is almost as entertaining as the movie itself. I would like to single out the musical score for praise and in particular the lyrics to the closing song (titled "Number Two") for pure surreal entertainment value.
This is a film like no other. If you like Grade-B oddball films, you can't go wrong with "Monsturd". Just don't forget to bring the Pepto-Bismol.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Zero Budget Wonder February 9, 2004
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Format:DVD
Low budget, often hilarious "horror" movie clearly from the John Waters/ H.G. Lewis school of schlock film making, MONSTURD tells the story of serial killer Jack Schmidt, an escaped convict who has a run in with experimental sludge from the local genetics reseach lab mixed with raw sewage. The end result is of course the title creature.
It's hard not to get behind a movie that was clearly made with this much enthusiasm and cheesy creativity. I like that the filmmakers used the low budget to an advantage -- I mean, how much money would you spend on a movie about a sh*t monster?
What really suprised me about MONSTURD was the quality of the writing. Some of the jokes were more subtle than you might imagine, as the subject matter isn't the most subtle concept. And overall the acting wasn't too bad either.
MONSTURD isn't without it's faults though. When it breaks from it's campy, fast-paced humor and tries to be more dramatic it becomes uneven almost to the point of becoming dull. Luckily there's not much of that here. Highly recommended to fans of John Waters, H.G. Lewis, and Something Weird Video's wackier releases.
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3.0 out of 5 stars Well...
I have a soft spot for B rate horror flicks, in fact I collect them. This isn't even D rate. I have seen better acting in a high school drama class. Read more
Published 4 months ago by John T. Ayers
4.0 out of 5 stars Monsturd
This movie is filled with poo. It's told like a story and begins to unravel like a roll of toilet paper. HE HE!
Published 4 months ago by sphericalmatter
5.0 out of 5 stars Loved it....
Monsturd... I love this kind of movie... A cheap, semi-scary, low budget, yet entertaining, movie. I hope they make a number 2 :)
Published 11 months ago by Chad Tidwell
1.0 out of 5 stars ...ugh.
Monsturd (Rick Popko and Don West, 2003)

I'll put it to you this way: what was the last horror spoof that was actually funny? Read more
Published 13 months ago by Robert Beveridge
3.0 out of 5 stars Ridiculous, Stupid, and Very Funny!!!
Wow, what did I just watch? This is exactly what you'd expect it to be. An escaped convict falls into toxic waste in the sewer and becomes a poop monster and begins killing people... Read more
Published on October 12, 2011 by Pumpkin Man
1.0 out of 5 stars Monsturd Review
WHO THE HECK THOUGHT THAT THIS FILM WAS GOING TO WORK FROM START?? At least when Theodore Rex(1996) & The Garbage Pail Kids Movie(1987) were made dinosaurs & The Garbage Kids card... Read more
Published on August 20, 2011 by J. Perez
3.0 out of 5 stars If you like beer/pizza and bad bad movies
This is the one for you. Definetely B movie but loads of fun with friends over or a pizza beer and bad movie night
Published on May 9, 2010 by Christopher Lee Tetzlaff
3.0 out of 5 stars Monsturd
A daughter tells her father a bedtime story involving an escaped convict who is transformed into a mutant poop monster after being exposed to an experimental chemical. Read more
Published on May 2, 2010 by Carl Manes
1.0 out of 5 stars Monsturd
I cannot resist a bad horror film. I saw this movie and thought it would be worth a laugh but I was wrong. Read more
Published on March 1, 2010 by A. Pierre
4.0 out of 5 stars He's One Moody Doody!
This is one of the most amazing movies that I have ever seen. It would take a truly unique and twisted mind to conceive of a poo-monster that terrorizes a small town. Read more
Published on January 24, 2010 by Robert I. Hedges
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