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Morning Wood [Explicit Lyrics]

Rodney CarringtonAudio CD
4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)

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listen  1. Fat Girls, Nebraska Farmers, Japanese Restaurants (Live) () [Explicit] 5:30$0.99 Buy Track
listen  2. Rodney's Wife & Kids, Marriage, Vacations (Live) () [Explicit] 8:59$0.99 Buy Track
listen  3. All About Sex (Live) () [Explicit]12:31$1.99 Buy Track
listen  4. Play Your Cards Wrong (Live) () [Explicit] 2:05$0.99 Buy Track
listen  5. Titties & Beer (Live) () [Explicit] 1:15$0.99 Buy Track
listen  6. In Her Day (Live) () [Explicit] 1:13$0.99 Buy Track
listen  7. More Of A Man (Live) () [Explicit] 2:27$0.99 Buy Track
listen  8. Gay Factory Worker (Live) () [Explicit] 2:05$0.99 Buy Track
listen  9. A Dozen Roses (Live) () [Explicit] 3:26$0.99 Buy Track
listen10. Carlos (Live) () [Explicit] 5:01$0.99 Buy Track
listen11. Morning Wood [Explicit] 1:57$0.99 Buy Track
listen12. Pickup Truck [Explicit] 1:11$0.99 Buy Track
listen13. More Of A Man [Explicit] 2:40$0.99 Buy Track
listen14. Older Women [Explicit] 1:55$0.99 Buy Track
listen15. Great To Be A Man [Explicit] 3:01$0.99 Buy Track
listen16. Play Your Cards Wrong [Explicit] 2:33$0.99 Buy Track


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Rodney Carrington is a multitalented comedian, actor, and writer who has recorded six major record label comedy albums selling over two million copies. Two of these albums have been certified gold by the RIAA. Rodney starred in his own TV sitcom Rodney, which ran for two seasons on ABC. He recently co-wrote and co-starred with Toby Keith in the award winning movie Beer for My… Read more in Amazon's Rodney Carrington Store

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  • Audio CD (August 15, 2000)
  • Original Release Date: August 15, 2000
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Format: Explicit Lyrics
  • Label: Capitol
  • ASIN: B00004W55G
  • Also Available in: Audio Cassette  |  MP3 Download
  • Average Customer Review: 4.3 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (19 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,092 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:
4.0 out of 5 stars Rodney Keeps The Comedy Flowing Hubba Hubba Hey!, September 9, 2001
This review is from: Morning Wood (Audio CD)
The cover should tell you something about Rodney, and his comedy. Heck, it explains the title of the CD fully. Rodney is standing on the porch holding a mug, while a carefully aimed chain saw attempts to cover his morning wood.

This CD is a mixture of comedic skits, and songs that make me giggle insanely. Rodney shows he has ZERO shame, and loves to walk onto the end of the plank of comedy. This is not good clean family fun. This is good humor from a man who sounds much like a cross between Richard Pryor and Jeff Foxworthy.

If you are offended by vulgarity I'd say steer clear. But, if Richard Pryor, Eddie Murphy and Dolemite don't turn you off, this shouldn't. If you are into raunchy comedy than this is the CD for you. If you are easily offended this isn't the comedy CD for you.

Rodney Carrington is a funny dirty version of the popular Jeff Foxworthy. You might be a redneck if you like Rodney Carrington, or you could just be someone who likes their humor served in a filthy plate at a truck stop. I am the latter. Worthy of listen, and a purchase of course. Standout Tracks are (Rodney's Wife & Kids, Marriage, Vacations) where Rodney discusses the perils we all face during marriage, and FAMILY vacation. Also a A (Dozen Roses) in which Rodney sings about what women want from a man. Hilarity ensues!

Enjoy!

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny Stuff, April 5, 2003
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This CD has to be one of the funniest CD's in my collection. It is filled with non-stop laughs from begining to end. If you are thinking about buying this CD have no doubts that it will be one of the funniest CD's you'll ever hear.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Yeeh haw!, March 30, 2003
This review is from: Morning Wood (Audio CD)
Now this is why America is the best country in the world. We get to hear about life from every perspective. And if you ever wondered what it's like for "rednecks" and were afraid to ask, look no further. Carrington is hysterical and can sing too! Check it out!
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