Motocross Zombies from Hell
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This is the worst movie I have ever seen. Ever. If you're reading this, you probably don't know me, so I iterate to you that when I say this is the worst movie I have ever seen, it truly is the worst movie I have ever seen. I'm not the type of guy that constantly proclaims every event in my life excessively, like a teenager. Phrases like, "this is the best song ever!", or, "it was the worst thing that ever happened to me!" are not in my wheelhouse. I'm not a fan. So, I need you to really feel me when I tell you that this is, in fact, the worst movie I have ever seen in my entire lifetime.
MZFH is filmed with what I believe to be the same aud/vid equipment used for cheap pornography and the soundtrack is atrociously bad. Half of the movie is shot track-side amidst debilitating dust swirls so the viewer can watch seemingly endless loops of entry-level motorcycle racing unwind in Hell's own tedium while tinny guitar riffs flop around flaccidly before dying despised.
The actors aren't. Period. And it's depressing that they tried. The writer of this film needs to be reprimanded and the director should feel defeated, sad, and broke because of what he's done, here. The earth is worse off because of this movie. I'm worse off because of this movie.
The project is so bad, but not a good bad. I wanted good bad. Obviously, when someone without a major head injury comes across a title like, "Motocross Zombies From Hell" in their local video store, they don't pick it up because they expect a brilliantly made film.Read more ›
While racing they encounter motocross zombies from hell who target them for death. Fortunately our team are second amendment enthusiasts, without which we would surely succumb to zombie infestations.
The film is bad on all levels. Just when you think it is getting into gear, they run the credits. The acting, plot, and dialouge are all horrendous. Only one real zombie special effects, the other zombies are smart enough to wear helmets. I can't recommend even for camp value.
Parental Guide: F-bomb, sex, no nudity.
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