Customer Reviews

The Mountain Unisex 34135 Three Wolf Moon "Howl" Watch

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This watch has the same amazing effects as the t-shirt. However, beware, do not wear both the watch AND the t-shirt at the same time... they cancel each other out. The day that I donned both wolf t-shirt and wolf watch, I walked into work and immediately lost my job. I got home, and my significant other left me. My dog bit me, and driving to the hospital, my old pickup broke down. Walking along the interstate, I was arrested. In prison, I had my watch stolen. It was only then that my luck started to turn. I was soon out of prison, fixed the truck, the ex took the dog, and now I receive monthly checks from the government for doing no work! In short... wear the watch OR the t-shirt, but never both together!

This watch...I just can't say enough about it....my mind is ablaze with cascades of compliments and adjectives for this remarkable timepiece, but only one truly can describe this watch...it's wolf-tastic. I wear this and the ladies know I mean business and baby, business is good. Get this watch and you will know the power of the three wolves and the moon...you'll make the opposite sex howl when they see the power you wield at the command of this legendary timekeeper. Pheromones? Who needs'em? When you have this watch, you are like a magnet for the ladies. A perfect gift for all occasions.

I purchased the Mountain Unisex Three Wolf Moon "Howl" Watch for my lovely wife, and proudly presented it to her as an early Christmas gift. I figured, based on the numerous other reviews of "Three Moon Wolf" products, that my wife would be *thrilled* with her gift. THRILLED.

We're not talking mere visions of sugarplums here... This watch is special, right? Heck, its name includes the words "UNISEX" and "HOWL." I expected a lot of howling and at least a little unisex as a result of my generosity and thoughtfulness. (To be perfectly honest, I was hoping for more than just unisex. After a dozen years of marriage, an occasional dose of trisex would be a welcome change of pace).

Regrettably, my wife opened the watch, threw it onto the floor and stomped on it until it was an unrecognizable pile of debris. Then she punched me in the gut. So I basically got two punches in the gut in one evening, one literal and one figurative. Avoid this product.

The original watch was received and was broken. The time adjustment arm or setting screw was broken. An e-mail and sending the original back resulted in a replacement being received within two weeks. I am well pleased with the watch, as it is part of set which includes the t-shirt and a license plate. The watch works well so I am pleased with the price, the customer service and the performance of this item.