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159 of 182 people found the following review helpful:
1.0 out of 5 stars
Do not combine with other wolves!, August 29, 2009
This review is from: The Mountain Men's Bark At The Moon Short Sleeve Tee (Apparel)
Clearly this shirt follows in the mystical wake of the "3 wolf moon" shirt. So after buying that one and instantly growing 3 inches taller and gaining the ability to regrow limbs, I figured why not try another wolf shirt and see what happens? So I bought the "Bark at the Moon" tee, cut the front design out, and stapled it to the back of my 3 wolf moon shirt, because, you know, wolves on both sides are fricken sweet.
Big mistake. The wolves must've been from rival packs, because they battled each other to the death, using my torso as a battleground. Not only did I suffer serious scarring, but upon the battle's conclusion I was ultimately left with one crippled wolf and 2 moons. Which just makes a stupid shirt. Personally I'd recommend against this shirt, but if you must buy it, definitely don't combine with other wolf products.
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78 of 88 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars
Heaven Sent, July 31, 2009
This review is from: The Mountain Men's Bark At The Moon Short Sleeve Tee (Apparel)
It is almost blasphemic to use mortal words to describe this garment. A product that carries within it the power of not one, but three times the wolf intensity. I purchased this shirt (legally must be called so, although it more closely resembles armor) after months of debating how to survive taking tank rounds to the chest. Once equipped with this modern day chain-mail, I slammed a Rockstar and was well on my way to becoming more creature than man. I bolted out the door leaving a trail of fire and wolf fibers behind me as I was ready to take on any challenge the world through my way.
Cars and builings disentegrated when the shirt waved in the wind as I ran by, winds that even Tom Schilling could not predict. That is when I met my destruction. I approached a trailer park where a small lad about 7 years young stood with a shirt portraying 4 wolves. HOW COULD THIS BE??? I Remember yelling... HOW????? No punch or kick was needed to defeat me. I had been out-wolved. I returned to my nest to regather myself and await in teh darkness for a 5 wolf shirt that will bring about the end of man.
Til then.. $17 dollars of magnificance. Use at own risk.
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22 of 26 people found the following review helpful:
2.0 out of 5 stars
Lacking in bad-assery, January 26, 2010
I purchased this shirt to capture the energy and ferocity of the three wolves depicted, until I realized two of them were sitting down- hell, one appears to be almost asleep!
Thus being, my shirt was completely surprised by its rival three wolf moon shirt, whose wolves were alert and ready for action, and it was destroyed in the ensuing battle.
I recommend adding more wolves to future shirts.
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