The Mountain

The Mountain Men's Breakthrough Wolf Short Sleeve Tee

• cotton
• 100% Cotton
• Exceptional artwork on a tee shirt
• Comfortable, and durable
• Machine wash cold, tumble dry low, do not bleach
• Use/Mexico

Product Description

From the Manufacturer

This hand dyed tee shirt features a stunning screen print graphic on a preshrunk, 100% cotton tee. Dyed and printed by The Mountain. The Mountain uses only inks and dyes, to bring you an incredibly durable and comfortable garment.

Product Description

This high quality T-shirt is hand dyed and printed in the United States. This is not an iron-on decal that will crack and flake off. The ink is deeply embedded in the fibers which guarantees a long lasting print design and extraordinary comfort. Youth shirts available in Sizes S-XL and adult sizes medium to 3X-large

Product Details

• Shipping Weight: 6.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Shipping: This item is also available for shipping to select countries outside the U.S.
• ASIN: B002HJ3784
• Item model number: 10-1738
• Average Customer Review: 4.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (25 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #4,727 in Clothing (See Top 100 in Clothing)
  • #74 in Clothing > Novelty & Special Use > Novelty > Shirts > T-Shirts

Customer Reviews

Most Helpful Customer Reviews

124 of 130 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A viable pants-substitute., June 30, 2009

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manos-wikiwiki (Alaska) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The Mountain Men's Breakthrough Wolf Short Sleeve Tee (Apparel)

The total fulfillment of wearing this shirt was only matched by the unquenchable yearning to wear two of them at once. In a moment of weakness, I ordered a second wolf shirt. I tried wear both at the same time, one on top of the other. Unfortunately the two wolves started to combine into one, potentially becoming a dangerous singularity of awesomeness.

The only answer was to wear the second shirt as a pants-substitute. If you turn the shirt upside-down the arm holes become leg-holes. The only problem is that the upside-down shirt does not stay up. So I wear a blue belt that represents a wild mountain lake and pretend that one wolf is the reflection of the other. Additionally the neck, aka `utility' hole has come in handy on three occasions.

24 of 27 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars One Wolf>>>>>>>three wolves+moon, August 11, 2010

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Matthew Cayenne "MWCayenne" (Indiana) - See all my reviews

This review is from: The Mountain Men's Breakthrough Wolf Short Sleeve Tee (Apparel)

So a lot of people are complaining that there aren't enough wolves on the shirt. That's because this wolf ate all the other wolves. I got this shirt about a week ago with some Tuscan Whole Milk and a Three Wolf Moon shirt. When the box got there, the three wolves had been gruesomely murdered by a stampede of Tuscan cows and the Breakthrough Wolf had drunk all the Tuscan Whole Milk (it was spilled all over the front). So, after I managed to wash out the Tuscan whole milk, I tried on the shirt. My wife was washing dishes at the time and she suddenly paused, gasped and said, "Did you feel that?" I asked her what she meant and she turned to me with a sort of...well, I'm not sure how to describe her look - wistful, maybe? She turned back to the dishes and said, "Nothing, nevermind."

So, that night, I went out for a few minutes for my usual crime-fighting rounds. I drained a glass of Tuscan Whole milk and I was about to sprint off to find evildoers when I heard my wife open the door behind me. I turned and she said, "Dear? Can you come into the bedroom for a minute? I want to try something."

Well, suffice to say she tried it several times and it took a good deal longer than a minute. After four days of continual, passionate lovemaking, I stumbled out of the house and defeated the majority of the criminal population singlehandedly. When I came back home a few hours later, my wife told me she was pregnant (and we've been trying).

I'm pretty sure that one wolf is enough. I heard rumors that the Three Wolf Moon shirt has a problem with Tuscan Whole Milk, but this situation is quite the opposite with the Breakthrough Wolf tee.

PROS: Enhanced libido and virility; superhuman strength; the ability to call upon the bithin' wolf on the front

CONS: That damn wolf drinks all my Tuscan Whole Milk.

8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars real wolflike, September 12, 2009

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Steven Vidrine "Dr. Rock" (Ville Platte, LA United States) - See all my reviews
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Great T, good quality, and the most amazing wolflike picture. Some people will find it intimidating, good for playing tennis.

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