Customer Reviews

The Mountain Men's Bark At The Moon Short Sleeve Tee,Dark Blue,Large

5 star:		(17)
4 star:		(2)
3 star:		(1)
2 star:		(3)
1 star:		(1)

 

 

Clearly this shirt follows in the mystical wake of the "3 wolf moon" shirt. So after buying that one and instantly growing 3 inches taller and gaining the ability to regrow limbs, I figured why not try another wolf shirt and see what happens? So I bought the "Bark at the Moon" tee, cut the front design out, and stapled it to the back of my 3 wolf moon shirt, because, you know, wolves on both sides are fricken sweet.

Big mistake. The wolves must've been from rival packs, because they battled each other to the death, using my torso as a battleground. Not only did I suffer serious scarring, but upon the battle's conclusion I was ultimately left with one crippled wolf and 2 moons. Which just makes a stupid shirt. Personally I'd recommend against this shirt, but if you must buy it, definitely don't combine with other wolf products.

It is almost blasphemic to use mortal words to describe this garment. A product that carries within it the power of not one, but three times the wolf intensity. I purchased this shirt (legally must be called so, although it more closely resembles armor) after months of debating how to survive taking tank rounds to the chest. Once equipped with this modern day chain-mail, I slammed a Rockstar and was well on my way to becoming more creature than man. I bolted out the door leaving a trail of fire and wolf fibers behind me as I was ready to take on any challenge the world through my way.

Cars and builings disentegrated when the shirt waved in the wind as I ran by, winds that even Tom Schilling could not predict. That is when I met my destruction. I approached a trailer park where a small lad about 7 years young stood with a shirt portraying 4 wolves. HOW COULD THIS BE??? I Remember yelling... HOW????? No punch or kick was needed to defeat me. I had been out-wolved. I returned to my nest to regather myself and await in teh darkness for a 5 wolf shirt that will bring about the end of man.

Til then.. $17 dollars of magnificance. Use at own risk.

I purchased this shirt to capture the energy and ferocity of the three wolves depicted, until I realized two of them were sitting down- hell, one appears to be almost asleep!

Thus being, my shirt was completely surprised by its rival three wolf moon shirt, whose wolves were alert and ready for action, and it was destroyed in the ensuing battle.

I recommend adding more wolves to future shirts.

Upon arrival of the wolf shirt I made all the necessary arrangements to ensure my wolf pack would feel right at home. In preparation I laid out freshly cut lamb and a bowl of spring water because Wolves are mammals and they require hydration and nutrients just like we do and after there long travels I'm sure they would be parched. However, before releasing the wolf garment from the confines of its package I recommend washing your hands. Any foreign scent could send the pack into a frenzy and would defeat the entire purpose of owning this shirt if it ends up eating you. Also, make sure your room is dimly lit as not to startle them when you open the parcel. One final note, it's very important to avoid eye contact as this is a sign of aggression. Instead keep your head down and step back slowly.
If you still stand unmolested after the wolves have finished there meal then they have accepted you into the pack. Feel free to mount this fine artisan shirt crafted by the trappers at "the mountain." However, word of caution when going out in public; these wolves have not been accustomed to interacting with other humans. In fact, you might be standing around all sweet like and expect random high fives and gropings but step back your going to fast. These wolves are wild animals and are not as docile and submissive as there domesticated brethren. Take things slow, if you want to look sweet play it safe. Examples: Your in the club and you want to tear it up. First, stand in the corner out of the way to allow the pack to feel out the environment. Once the pack is in a calm and submissive state then you can cut loose on full display. Second scenario: Your at the library or a quiet indoor environment. Cover the pack up with a magazine or book and allow them to smell the patrons. This will limit scenarios resulting in strangers being mauled to death by sending incorrect signals through direct eye contact.
Bottom line, prepare the pack by transitioning into new environments slowly. When in doubt...just walk away or if given the opportunity strut away. Both are acceptable means of exiting a sticky situation. Remember, great awesomeness comes great responsibility, use it wisely and we can all be winners or fail to follow my advice and pay the price...your call.

I am a pround new owner of the mountain mens bark at the moon tee-shirt. When I got the package I couldn't wait to open it and feel it's magical powers. So I put my best outfit together which consisted of the three wolf tee, my full elastic jeans(they even have elastic around the ankles; isn't that cool!!!!!!!!!), and my penny loafers with a 1972 polished penny tightly secured to the top of each shoe.

After I finished getting dressed I felt a grumble in my belly. I hopped in my Ford Festiva and in a jiffy I was at the local wal-mart. I then proceeded to the frozen food freezers and began my hunt for those tasty chicken pot pies. I then proceeded to the cash register where I waited in line. As I stood there I caught the cashier looking at me with the midnight bed eyes. It must have been the power of the t-shirt.

As I headed back to my car I turned the corner and a woman missing most of her teeth approached me and asked if I had any meth. I looked at her and said "you take ten steps back before the three wolves use their powers on you". I finally made it home safely and enjoyed those scrumdidlyumptous chicken pot pies.

PROS: Women flock to the you

CONS: Meth addicts flock to you

Sure, this shirt has special powers that few can explain. I was concerned when I ordered the shirt but I didn't expect the mystical powers of the shirt to overpower my mailman's sense of responsibility and run off with my wife leaving me to finish delivering the mail.
However, everyone is missing the point with the shirt. It's not just the mystical and unexplained powers the shirt possesses but rather the hidden message within the shirt itself. With my wife gone missing I had the time to research the strange, mystical and unexplained powers surrounding the shirt in depth. After experimenting with many alcoholic beverages I discovered the key to the shirt's hidden message.
Perform the following steps and see for yourselves:
1. Turn the shirt inside-out
2. Find a powerful halogen type lamp of no more than 1,500 watts (more and you set the house on fire...I know this firsthand#.
3. Wrap a good amount of aluminum foil about your torso for radiation protection.
4. Use a pair of very dark sunglasses or a wielders hood and place it over your eyes or head.
5. Now with the shirt inside-out insure you are holding the shirt with the front portion #side with the wolves and moon# toward the light source.
6. As you focus your eyes at the tip of your nose slowly raise the shirt between your eyes and the light source.
7. It may be instantaneous or it may take as long as two hours but you will see a message begin to form, emanating from the back of the shirt.
8. As soon as you see the message, write it down on a sheet of white paper using red ink #important#.
9. Now hold the paper with the message upside-down in front of a mirror and the secret will be revealed to you.
Remember - Follow the instructions above at your own risk! No members of the US Congress will ever assume any responsibility #like always) for any damage or explosions this may cause.
Once you know the secret do not share it with your friends or even spouse or friends of your spouse and especially not postal workers. Remember, the message is for you only. You may not share it with anyone, not even your psychiatrist.
May the power go forth.

This shirt may possibly be the biggest chick magnet ever. I've never had so many women look at me in one night. Truly an attention getter and will be purchasing many more shirts just like this. Best pick up line goes with the shirt: "Hooooooooowl, you doin"

Very well made shirts wash well and look great. Would recommend any one who loves wolf shirts this is the place to get them. Very happy with my purchases.

Great graphics on this shirt. Item arrived promptly and well packaged. My kids' fascination with wolves began with a stay at the Great Wolf Lodge, where they got their first "wolf" tee shirt.

As a single man for most of my adult life I was not prepared for the attention this shirt was going to get me! I live in a trailer park that's mostly male with three girls who who are barely of age so as you can imagine, a meth addicted, toothless, high school drop out like myself didn't have a chance. That is until I purchased the Mountain Mens Bark At The Moon Short Sleeve Tee! Now I'm getting more ass than Michael Jackson at Never Never land! I give this shirt 1 and a half thumbs up! (meth cooking accident, long story)!