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Beans Beans the musical fruit, December 6, 2004
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Mr. Methane is a one of a kind and master of the art of butt trumpeting. With a highly controled sphincter and master of colon pressure, Mr. Methane can fart the musical scales and put them to good use. The beautiful rendition of Swan Lake is the jewel of this CD crown. His 'Romeo and Juliet' will have you missing and thinking of your first true love. It is with bitter sweet sadness that we relive our youth through the brown eye of Mr. Methane. The soulful sound of Blue Danube will have you tapping your feet and whistling along. Othello and Hamlet are two other standouts that will have you so enthralled you'll want to take lessons. If there was only a teacher. This is a great CD for any occasion; church social, wedding, graduation, or just around the camp fire. I've already told my wife that I want the 1812 Overture played at my funeral.
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... Japery at it's best, August 8, 2000
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For those of you who are easily amused and prefer gut-wrenching, lavatory humor, "Mr Methane.Com" is a must for your CD collection. This is more than just your typical "Pull My Finger"-type farting. Mr Methane performs both original and classical tunes via "controlled anal voicing", a type of farting that is precise in both pitch and tone. In essence, this man sings through his bottom. I know this first hand, as I had the privilege of volunteering as a "fart verifier" in part of Mr Methane's live show when he was in the metro Detroit area in January. There definitely is no trickery here. The original songs on this album, like "Flatulate the Conga" and "Cut the Cheese", are very fun, upbeat numbers. For the mellower crowd, you will enjoy "Spring / Hamlet", "Blue Danube", and "Swan Lake". In addition, this album is a great way to introduce your children, both young and old, to the "fun side" of the classics. The grand finale to this album is, appropriately enough, the "1812 Overture", in which Mr Methane does not miss a beat. A word of caution: Do not listen to this CD while driving or operating heavy equipment, as you will be prone to outbursts of uncontrollable laughter.
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5.0 out of 5 stars
If U luv music & U luv farts, this is what you've been lookin' 4!, October 25, 2005
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I purchased this album used & listened to it in my friend's car (after seein' this on Fart.com & then loggin' into the Mr. Methane.com website & reading about it, I knew I had to own it!)& buy did I laff my ass off! I laffed so hard my chest began to hurt, & later, as expected, I sh-t myself! My buddy was also amazed by the "Controlled Anal Voicing" that was heard on this album of musical farting. One the butt-trumpet rendition of "Blue Danube" hit 'im, boy, did he start giggling uncontrollably. & I'm quite amazed by the fact that all the Colon Coughs are 100% REAL! It's hard to find a British superhero that farts on command, but, we found one rite here! I'd be nice to see his Christmas album & "Let's Rip" DVD available here, though, cause once I listened to this hee-larious CD, I was left craving more anal japery. but in the meantime, if U luv music & U luv farts, this, my flatulent freinds, is what you've been lookin' 4! (ends e-mail with a long, loud, wet fart)
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