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Mr. Nuts and Mr. Balls [Kindle Edition]

Richard Weiner
3.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (45 customer reviews)

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Book Description

The juvenile humor of this book will appeal to only the basest and most immature readers and is virtually guaranteed to repel and offend nearly everyone else. It is also wildly inappropriate for young children. Parents: Consider yourselves warned!

"This book is disgusting, I want nothing to do with it." -- my son's sixth grade teacher.

"You ought to be ashamed of yourself." -- old lady in parking lot.

"Don't use your name and don't tell any of my friends." -- my mother.

"..." -- twelve-year-old boy. (He couldn't speak. He was too busy laughing.)


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About the Author

Richard P. Weiner is twelve years old and has been for over twenty-four years. He apologizes for this book and feels the requisite amount of shame for having produced it.

Product Details

  • File Size: 1138 KB
  • Print Length: 26 pages
  • Publisher: Three Flowers Press; First edition (May 27, 2014)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services, Inc.
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B00BXPVT6U
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Word Wise: Not Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #438,523 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Who wouldn't like nuts and balls? April 6, 2013
Format:Kindle Edition
This book made everyone in my house laugh. We read it aloud. My 9 year old nephew called his mother to tell her that Auntie read him a good book about nuts and balls. He may not be allowed over again or it is possible his mother will need a copy of her own. Very fun book.
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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious June 12, 2013
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Definitely not for children but great for a good laugh! I laughed throughout the book! If you have a great sense of humor this book is for you!
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Immature humor June 17, 2013
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If you can't say nuts or balls without giggling then this book is for you. It's like hanging out with all of my Jr/Sr high school guy friends...can't beat it! (pun intended)
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious... June 21, 2013
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I thought this was a kids book...Boy was I mistaken. Funny with an interesting ending. I shared the link with a few other friends.
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3 of 3 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Not a kids book.... June 20, 2013
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Even though I found this in the kids section. The content is definitely inappropriate for children. Very funny for adults!
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hysterical! June 15, 2013
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I loved this book it was so funny I told my friend about it. A great quick read that will make u laugh.
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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars only appropriate for those over 18 August 20, 2013
By Hope
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My daughter ordered it so I thought it was just a funny book come to find out I would NEVER have let her read it.
Husband and I thought it was hysterical but should somene have a rating
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Should be read very day to kids. November 29, 2014
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Absolutely appropriate. Thumbs up! Valuable and factual entertainment. Life lessons. Should be on every teachers bookshelf. Balls and nuts are everywhere. We should know about them.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars This book is for your 13 year old inner boy child in you... FUNNY!
Bought this for my son whom is clearly too old for the reading, but the content suited his 14 year old sense of humor. My husband and I got a kick out of it too. Read more
Published 20 days ago by guitar man 62
1.0 out of 5 stars A ridiculous waste of my time I will never get back!
Idiocracy at its finest. It isn't even humorous in any context. This book should have been castrated from all publication.
Published 22 days ago by kati bayles
1.0 out of 5 stars waste of money
what is the point of this book? It's not good, no story at all for it. I got it as a gag gift but i really wasted my money.
Published 23 days ago by Kristin
2.0 out of 5 stars I don't recommend
This book is funny, I give it that much. Other than that, it is the stupidest thing I've ever read. What is the point of it? Really. What's wrong with this man?
Published 25 days ago by Madison Vines
3.0 out of 5 stars Bought for a gag gift party
For christmas every year, our family has a gag gift party and this is one of the gifts I brought this year. Read more
Published 1 month ago by Chris M. Sigmon
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome!¡!¡!
Great book for anyone with a sense of humour, funny book,(even if your parents think it's rude!) and it's only short, so it's great for young readers!
Published 1 month ago by andrea
5.0 out of 5 stars Awww
To cute I loved it! Full of wonderfully clever back and forth innuendos and then a nice punch line at the end. Just, don't show it to your kids.
Published 4 months ago by Fat-Fat
1.0 out of 5 stars worst book I have ever read.
I would not even give this book the dignity of any rating except disgusting. I thought it was a children's book but it seems more like children's porn.
Published 7 months ago by eileen sanita
4.0 out of 5 stars Cute book
Definitely not a book for younger kids. My older boys thought it was cute and laughed out loud. It is simple and funny.
Published 7 months ago by V. Boyd
5.0 out of 5 stars Yeah,
I laughed. It's a silly little book and I enjoyed it quite a bit. NOT for children! You have been warned.
Published 7 months ago by Noname Noplace
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