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Mtv Jackass 3 [VHS]

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Yes kiddies, if Volume 2 wasn't enough for you, "Jackass: Volume 3" is here to give you more laughs, more cringes, more sickness, and more pain. Some people think the show is utterly stupid and pointless. Yeah.... and the problem is? That's why it's so funny.

This isn't for people with weak stomachs. A lot of the things you're going to see on this DVD are going to make you sick and cringe a lot... but you'll be laughing like hell if you're a sick and twisted S.O.B. like me!

When you purchase Volume 3, expect to see this: Bounty hunter, beard of leeches, full pipe skating, bottle skating, hot dog skate boarding, security guard, nutball, spermathon, fat ---- #2, and much, much more. Once again, nakedness is blurred (not really a bad thing if you ask me) and cuss words are bleeped. Still I do not know why they feel that the actually swearing has to be bleeped out and yet swears in the background music can still be left in. Oh well.

And again, no spectacular special features included, but it's the 77 minutes of hilarity and madness of the actual show that counts. The few features included are things like a trivia game, photo gallery, and cast bios.

So if you think you can take another dose of Jackass, then by all means pick up "Jackass: Volume 3." While it may not be as good as Volume 2, it is still a very worthy purchase. Be prepared to laugh, cringe, and be disgusted. All that fun stuff, right? I thought you'd agree with me.

Kids, don't try this at home. Until you are an actual member of the official show, just stick to watching so I don't have to hear parents and the news complain about how terrible of a show it is. All right? Think you can do that? Great. Thank you.

This dvd finishes the series off with more classic stunts if your a fan of the show you will love it

I loved it....other then the fact that everything is bleeped it was a good series I wish they made more

I bought volume three after seeing most of the stunts performed on TV already but this show never gets old. Poo Diaper was one of my favorite Jackass stunts of all time I laughed so hard. It still was worth every penny and it makes me laugh every time. The stunts however were better on Vol. 2 in case you were only going to buy one but for only 17 dollars its worth all the laughs you'll get out of it. Johnny Knoxville is one of my favorite comedians and even though Viva la Bam and Wild Boyz make me laugh too I still wish Jackass was still on the air. Greta humor and kids remeber don't try and of this at home.

i just did the huge all-chapter review...tandem biking is not a chapter its between bottle skating and poo switcheroo (it says tb is a chapt. on the card in the dvd box)...when you watch bottle skating wait after and you'll see tandem biking, and 43. is 90 year old man #3. sorry!

I loved jackass when it was popular but being these volumes is kinda stupid, ive watched these dvds once or twice and thats it. It wasn't worth it for me.

Ok all you jackass fans, if you have yet to see jackass vol. 3, you are missing some of the best stuff ever. of corse not as good as vol. 2, but great none the less. One of my favorite stunts in the corse of the dvd, is Dutch BMX. I don't know why, but I just thought the editing was really great. The music, (Which I have no idea what was but would like to, and if you know contact me at fearseeker@gmail.com) Really fit really well with the skit. Another skit that I am fond of is 90 year old man. If you have seen the movie, It is kind of like the one in there. Johnny knoxville goes to a make-up artist (which used up almost their whole budget) and was decked out to look like he was 90 years old with great results. I am not saying anything more about this one, because I don't want to spoil it. On of my favorites on the dvd it tandom snow boarding. I think that says enough. And another is Dutch girl. In this Pontious dresses up like a dutch girl and skips happily down the street only to reveal to the onlookers, and he has no under pants on under his dress. My review is 5 for this dvd, and if it could go any higher, I would. My advice, buy the dvd and feal what it is like to laugh harder than you had ever thought possible.

-Adam.

I also have the movie! My favorite stunt on this DVD is "the omelette". In my opinion, THE BEST PART OF BREAKFAST! {no, not really}. All of the other stunts are....different...sort of in their own way. I haven't watched the t.v. show on MTV, but I have seen and own volume 2 and 3 and the movie. The reason the stunts are different are because some of them may end up being shocking, but they're cool anyway. If you want a good laugh, watch some of them. Trust me. Have faith in yourself, and I say that to whomever reads this review. I think there should be a sequel to the movie because these guys can do....pretty much whatever they want. Enjoy!

this video is fu*king funny as hell. if you see jack ass the movie and liked it. you have to see this one. it keeps on getting better and funny. a must have for any jack ass fan

I really bought the 2 pack with volume 2 and 3, but im getting to for my b-day and my nice mom let me open season 3 so heres everything you need to know

1.Bounty Hunter:not that good....

opening:really cool!!!

3.beard of leeches:nice... i liked when jonny put like 13 leeches in his mouth and spit them all out and calls it "a hair ball of leeches hahahahaha".

4.ice barrel jumping:dave carnie and ryan dunn attempt to jump over garbage cans in an ice rink! plus bams new invention which it shows like only 3 seconds of bam riding it.

5.fat Fook 2:number one is in jackass the movie i like them the same but this was really on cky4:latest and greatest.

6.accidental poo:boring for me and not that funny just jonnies nephew farting into a micro phone and he accidentaly poops

7.bottle skating....(its not a bottle its a jug)<- thats heard most of the chapter but this is one of the best things on here

8.tandem biking: really funny chapter where chris pontius and ehren dress up as bunnies and go down hills on a 2 person tandem bike!

9.poo switcheroo:its good when you first watch it. then nahhh

10.office chairs:i think this was in cky... im not that sure but its really funny

11.spermathon:boring and no you dont see anything you dont want to

12.full pipe skating: it was cool i dont know why they call it a FULL pipe instead of tube of something

13.snow surfing: how does ehren ride a surfboard when its snowing and hes in a bathing suit!!!???? its a very funny chapter

14.metro bunny:funny funny i like when they show the little picture in the train

15.crapper sled: they should have done this more then once! watch steve-os back when he comes out! yuck!

16.body cast: another laugh out loud chapter where bam and bran dress up as docters and push i think ryan dunn into curbs while hes on a stretcher in a body cast!

17.tube roll:chris pontius rolls in a tube with dog pee in it!

18.steve o's kiss:steve o tries to kiss ehren

19.tube roll(2):brandon tries to roll in a tube but its not that funny

20.snow tubing:jonnies launch is so awesome!

21.stupid idea rolling down a hill:funny as ryan dunn almost kills himself trying to go down a hill in a tube!

22.nutball:funny game i feel sorry for ehren :(

23.snow ladder:really cool chapter but too short

24.the toupee: not that funny

25.THE OMELETTE:even the name freaked me out WARNING:all people with weak stomachs leave the room when you watch this!!!!

26.pogo stick skate boarding:whats up with this its like 4 secs long! its pretty funny but it should have been done alot

27.blody windshield:why do the people listen when he tells them to wash his car??!!!

28.playgirl pontius:uh...not cool for boys

29.poo diaper:funny chapter i like the last one the best

30.hot dog biking:funny ryan dunn cant land anything he does!

31.backwards bullride:ouch!

32.chemical spill:i like this the guy in the red shirt reacts funny when they drop it

33.hot dog skateboarding: at least bam can land something!

34.the magnet suit:the point of this was weird buts its ok i liked it some people dont

35.security guard:uh not anything funny

36.ice block skating:this was really cool i got to try this

37.sculpture garden:chris has old statue paint all over his body and he runs around and scares people! best part is where he scares that little boy...(the poor thing!)

38.paintball battle:bam vs father phil advantages:bam has a paint ball gun and phil doesnt know whats going on but bam does a friendly fire to himself

39.bloody carpet:why does jonny roll down the stairs naked!!??

40.90 year old man:they had to do it again! i like jackass the movie old man prank better though

41.duck hunting: raab himself covers himself in white paint and feathers and gets shot with a paint ball gun by jonny and phil! it went up his butt!

42.90 year old man #2:this is pretty funny

43:i didnt like this that much for reasons when you watch it

44. shaq video: this was one of the best things on here wee man is strong!!!!!!

well thats it! all 44 chapters special features are cast bios photos and a quiz in the quiz it says steve o puts stuff in his hat or something and i watched this dvd every day and i never saw it.

GET UP AND BUY THIS TO PACK!!! ITS WORTH EVERY PENNY I THINK ITS WORTH THE MONEY AND I HAVENT OPEND VOL.2 YET ILL REVIEW BOTH ON APRIL SOMETHING MAYBE!