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Mulva: Zombie Ass Kicker! & Filthy McNasty (Double Feature)

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4 star:		(5)
3 star:		(2)
2 star:		(1)
1 star:		(13)

 

 

I have to say I had no clue what to expect when I purchased this film.. actually it wasn't this version of the DVD but a collection from brentwood video titled GHOUL SCHOOL, the collection contained this film, FILTHY MCNASTY, GHOUL SCHOOL and a documentary titled SHOCK CINEMA.

OK so.. I chose to watch MULVA first.. grabbed a bottle of whiskey, conned a good friend to come over and let the good times roll.

From the first home video style moments of this film I was in love..

this was pure genius.. when you know you don't have the money why take yourself serious.. right.. right huh? huh?

but yeah.. ZOMBIES, Goofy ass characters like BONEJACK.. TEENAPE what the hell.. this stuff is insane..

MULVA was an amazing character and I have to say I regret the fact that they have turned her into a sexy buxom babe in the sequel.. I really liked the goofy ass super geek character..

but oh well.. what can ya say...

my fave part of the movie was the zombie proclaiming "YOU AIN'T SEEN SKILLS LIKE THESE.... NIGGA PLEASE!!!!"

but I can't wait to see the sequel and any other LBP films I can get my dirty little hands on..

I also recommend you watch FILTHY MCNASTY

uhm.. yeah peace out!

Combines all of the elements that made AIRPLANE! and many of Troma's films work. Silly sight gags, ridiculous characters and on-the-fly gore...far more entertaining than any of the gross-out comedies that Hollywood's been vomiting out lately!

In one word: Weird. That is what this movie is...just pain weird. The main character/heroine, Mulva, is a geekly asexual girl who wants to enjoy Halloween with her friend Cassie. But, zombies start eating people. I will say that the scariest part of the movie was when Mulva mixed cherry-flavored cereal with chocolate mints, tons of sugar sugar, soda and chocolate syrup. Truly disgusting. The film has poor acting, bad special effects and poor editing; you can hear the director saying "go". There are plenty of movie references and a lot of weird characters that have no reason for being. The movie is NOT THAT bad. It has pretty decent makeup effects for the zombies and people's guts. At least a million times better than Zombie Nation! This movie is definately better than zombie planet. So, watch it for what it is. A low-budget film made by film geeks. The film is not for minors as pletty of expletives, sexual references and gore are present.

I would not buy this film though. This is what you would get when there is nothing else available. A rental.

I can't believe something this crappy could be bought and distributed. I was expecting low budget but not no-budget. The movies are literally a bunch of idiots playing "make-believe" with whatever is laying on the floor to kill time EXACTLY the same way pre-schoolers play doctor with their imagination when it's playtime. Seriously, I felt like I stumbled upon somebody's embarassing home videos. It's like they bought a new cheap camcorder and tested it out by filming people acting goofy and annoying. Just point the camera, press record, get people to act stupid for a poorly-written story with pathetic hack lines muttered, and presto, a so-called movie for sale on amazon and in Best Buy is made. Is it really that easy to sell worthless movies through big retailers? People should be careful when they call something the "worst movie ever" because they obvioulsy have not seen this garbage. I'm telling you, these are the worst movies ever and you will regret losing a single cent or second to actually watch them. Never in my life have I felt like writing a very serious cautionary review. Were these people even trying to make a movie? Literally, anyone could do this, there was not a shred of skill used in any moment. Probably a blind guy with down syndrome could do a better job.

To quote the great Bart Simpson "This both sucks and blows at the same time." If you have a choice of this movie and a red hot pocker to the eye. Open your eye wide. It wont be as painfull as this movie.

First and foremost, for those who are expecting anything ...[pause], well just don't.

There are two types of people who get into the business of making movies, those who do it to get rich and famous and those who do it because they want to no matter what, for the fun of making movies. Doing it for the "Art" by the way, is not only pretentious, but also stupid since art is a subjective term that anyone can apply to anything, I mean look at the Dadaists.

Anyway, the point is the best films are those made by people without dollar signs gleaming in their eyes, those who take risks, self produce, and make films with or without large audiences, because they love making films. Seaver defines this category. Influenced by those who started out just like him, Peter Jackson, Sam Raimi, Lloyd Kaufman, Tobe Hooper, Chris is making pictures to entertain, to experiment, and to give back to the community he's gotten so much enjoyment from. He's not claiming the kind of quality that most expect from films, but he is giving them the type of quality that people tend to overlook, honesty and effort. For all those who would dismiss this double feature as crap or a waste of time or money, have probably never even tried to make a film themselves.

As for the films on this disc, well they are great when you watch them with no expectations, a little research and knowledge of how they were made, and the ability to not take all film-making so seriously. Here's some free research: Mulva, made for a budget of about $2,000 and stars a fan of LBP previous productions. It was Seaver's first film shot on Digital Video, the previous films were shot on VHS I think, and has cameo appearances by Troma regulars, Trent Haaga, Debbie Rochon, and Lloyd Kaufman himself. Though the picture quality of the DV on this DVD is about medium, it's still a fun and entertaining watch, if you let it. Filthy McNasty, with a larger role for Debbie Rochon, is a little bit more scatological and the picture quality is still medium, but the heart is still there. Both films have commentary, though a lot of it is more fun than informative, but they do help to let the casual viewer in on some of the in-jokes and references.

The bottom line is that Chris and his crew are doing what so many would like to do, but don't have the guts to do, they are making films on their own terms and distributing them.

This movie was hilarious.
Very talented star actress, Missy Donatuti.
Great production.

I was amazed and wowed.

These two movies are terrible. Horrible acting, horrible script, absolutely dumb. BUT, Mulva is so terrible, it's fun to watch so it's a must for a bad movie night. From the screechingly irritating "star" (who makes me long for Jar Jar Binks) to the laughably inappropriate ska music (did the director have friends in a ska band?) it's a riot. On the other hand, "Filthy McNasty" isn't so enjoyable. Possibly a so-bad-it's-good, but marginal at that. I won't even bother with the plot as by writing this review I've put more thought into these movies than the people associated with them ever did.

BTW, these look like home movies, and you can literally make a better one by getting a bunch of friends together, a camcorder, and spending $20. This isn't an exxageration. This should be an inspiration for future film makers. If garbage like this can make it into the mainstream, so can your movies!

What can I say? this movie [was bad]. The acting(yeah, right),the script(or lack of),and everything about this "movie" is by far the worst thing my eyes have ever viewed. Don't get me wrong, I like real bad movies , but I can put my mind at ease now that I know rock bottem has been reached. No more layers to chip away. To even call this low budget is a reach. It looks like a bunch of teens got drunk, found dads camcorder, and decided to wing a movie. Its about a teen girl going out for trick or treat with her friend and ooh my! zombies attack. Where did they come from or what caused them? Can someone tell me why I even watched this enough to question this? If you want bad zombie movies go see zombie lake,burialground,hot wax zombies on wheels,black demons,zombie5 or children of the living dead. Some better ones are junk, 28days later, d.o.t.d., biozombie and versus. indie movies are maplewoods,meat market,ice from the sun,flesh for the beast and savage harvest. At least these movies have people who have or try to show some tallent.

This film was really good. Some people on here take life and film making to damn serious! The character Mr BoneJack is amazing and cracked me up. I saw this film and filth mc nasty and then the next day I wanted to watch it again.

I think me and my mate Mark are going to be quoting bits for some time to come. We are both currently making films at the moment and I can say this has inspired both of us even more.

Mulva is very irritating but once the film gets going a bit then you get used to it. It's better than the character having no personality what so ever!

So my call to all these people putting one star down and moaning like idiots is YOU do something better and put your money where your mouth is!

Keep up the good work Chris and I look forward to seeing other films in the future. I think me mate has A quest for the egg salad on its way as recently he won it on ebay!