Music to Repel Chicks

A Listmania! list by John Moe
 
Flood
1.  Flood by They Might Be Giants
The list author says:
  "I adore this band and like this album. But they are Kings of dork rock."
$14.12   Used & New from: $0.33
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Maroon
2.  Maroon by Barenaked Ladies
The list author says:
  "Crown princes of dork rock. Nice record though."
$6.85   Used & New from: $0.01
4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (200 customer reviews)

Bargainville
3.  Bargainville by Moxy Fruvous
The list author says:
  "Obscure Canadian archdukes of dork rock."
$13.98   Used & New from: $0.94
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Weezer (Blue Album)
4.  Weezer (Blue Album) by Weezer
The list author says:
  "Almost cool enough to not repel chicks. Almost."
$5.99   Used & New from: $0.04
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (661 customer reviews) | 2 customer discussions

The Three Stooges
5.  The Three Stooges by Three Stooges
The list author says:
  "Oh no. You poor bastard."
$9.57   Used & New from: $2.71
4.6 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (16 customer reviews)

Running With Scissors
6.  Running With Scissors by Weird Al Yankovic
The list author says:
  "If you listen to Weird Al and you're hoping to impress women, well, keep it a secret."
$8.77   Used & New from: $0.01
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (463 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics
7.  Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics by South Park (Related Recordings)
The list author says:
  "That's right, boys. The ladies will love listening to this one."
$49.99   Used & New from: $1.99
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (100 customer reviews)

Brak Presents The Brak Album Starring Brak
8.  Brak Presents The Brak Album Starring Brak by Space Ghost's Brak Album
The list author says:
  "Very funny stuff. Won't get you dates."
Used & New from: $16.98
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Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack
9.  Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace - Original Motion Picture Soundtrack by John Williams
The list author says:
  "Oh come on. You're killing me here."
$9.59   Used & New from: $0.01
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (408 customer reviews) | 1 customer discussion

This Is Spinal Tap
10.  This Is Spinal Tap by Spinal Tap
$7.59   Used & New from: $0.90
4.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (82 customer reviews)

The Number of the Beast
11.  The Number of the Beast by Iron Maiden
The list author says:
  "You may know a lot about Maiden. But you'll never know enough to have it be useful. Sorry."
Used & New from: $3.20
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Space Ghost's Surf & Turf: With 22 Tiki-Torched Tunes
12.  Space Ghost's Surf & Turf: With 22 Tiki-Torched Tunes by Space Ghost
The list author says:
  "Lots of fun. Lots of unattractive fun."
$25.88   Used & New from: $1.50
4.8 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (42 customer reviews)

Jukebox Heroes: The Foreigner Anthology
13.  Jukebox Heroes: The Foreigner Anthology by Foreigner
The list author says:
  "A double CD of Foreigner. That's right. Foreigner."
Used & New from: $2.50
4.2 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (27 customer reviews)

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