About the Author
Weston Locher is an Ohio native who escaped the state because he was tired of being cold and wet in the winter and overheated in the summer. Mostly, he left because his parents refused to believe in the concept of air conditioning. Being the sum of a journalist father and an English teacher mother he was doomed to a life of writing before he was able to consciously make the decision for himself. He chose to write humor because his parents made the mistake of telling him that he was funny. This is further proof of why you shouldn't lie to your children.
Locher's column, "101 Ways to Hurt Yourself: A Children's Guide to Recess,″
was named as a semi-finalist in HumorPress.com's bi-monthly America's Funniest Humor!
writing contest. Other writing awards and recognitions earned by Locher include having the majority of his columns printed out by his parents and hung on their refrigerator. The author currently resides in Orlando, Florida.