Must See B-movies and Cult Films

The list author says:
	"Taking place on the mean streets of New York in the early 80’s this movie defines thick cheesy atmosphere and thin plotlines. Bad costumes, bad hair, and bad dialog. It’s my all time favorite movie. Can you dig it?"

The list author says:
	"“No acting skills required” must have been on the actors wanted sign for this cheesy 80’s karate movie. Olympic medalist Kurt Thomas stars as Jonathen Cabot, who stretches his acting muscle to plays a champion gymnast. He is recruited to represent the United States in a deadly competition inside the borders of the country Parmistan. (I like to sprinkle some Parmistan on my spaghetti.)"

The list author says:
	"We get a rare movie that features car racing and hit and run homocides combined together into a bloody sport of the future. I think given a few years American Gladiator would've turned into this if we stuck the contestants in tripped out golf carts."

The list author says:
	"Ignore the first film on this double feature DVD as Troll 2 is the crowned Jewel of bad movies. It’s not actually a sequel to Troll 1 as this films contains no story, no acting, and amazingly no trolls! There are however midgets dressed in cheesy goblin masks prancing through the woods and eating people they turned into green goo. Absolutely hilarious and a must see."

The list author says:
	"Take note geeks on love patrol, if you want to get the ladies you simply need to wear a pink tu-tu and accidentally fall into a barrel of toxic waste thereby become hideously deformed. It will give you super hero strength, motivate you to fight evil, and change your voice to a someone who sounds like they should do Viagra commercial."

The list author says:
	"This is a great sci-fi movie interrupted only  by an overly long wrestling matches. Roddy Piper plays Nada, a tough guy construction worker with a bad mullet trying to edge out a living in the big city. Yes, the same Roddy Piper from the wrestling fame. He soon discovers a conspiracy via some Rayban sunglasses."

The list author says:
	"When a couple at the local makeout spot are solicited to buy waffle cones and push-up treats by some local goobers in an ice cream truck they suddenly spot a falling comet over the treetops. It's the arrival of mutant clowns from the deep carnival of space. Watch of for cotton candy cocoons and pop-corn guns."

The list author says:
	"Flash Gordon, a quarterback from the New York Jets, is put in the unlikely situation of having to try to save the world from the evil clutches of an alien overlord name Ming. With only enough brain power to warm toast and a uncanny skill in bad one-liners, Flash goes to Ming’s planet accidentally with the help of an equally dimwitted newsreporter to try to stop him from destroying the Earth."

The list author says:
	"This is the legendary story of a bouncer named James Dalton played by Patrick Swayze who confronts his inner demons while defending a small bar outside Kansas City from the evil Ben Gazzara. Dalton cool demener hides a raging anger that I believe resulted from a post dramatic Dirty Dancing disorder. He deals with rage through spouting wisdoms like "pain don't hurt" and doing Swayziest Tai-Chi."

The list author says:
	"When good smores go bad...real bad. some backwoods hillsman decided to taste something he sees bubbling up from the ground, because when you can’t identify something it’s always a good idea to taste it! Before you can say mass marketing, the yogurt like substance is on every shelf and in every refrigerator in America and is taking over their brains."

The list author says:
	"It’s a blood soaked zombie infestation that takes no prisoners. A small town is infected with a deadly military experiment that causing the residents to break out with the worse acne cases you’ll ever see turning them into giant walking puss bucket zombies. A small band of survivors try to flee the town with help of a one legged stripper and a knife wielding rebel."

The list author says:
	"The president has crashed into Manhattan which has been turned into a maximum security prison. This movie supposedly take place in the future. Manhattan has some snobby pet owners but I wouldn’t say it’s an island prison yet. Snake has 24 hrs to get the president out and yet Keither Sutherland never makes a cameo and of course this just puts Snake in a bad mood."

The list author says:
	"Sort of like a zombie film/dark comedy mix. Jeffery Combs is a legendary actor. So much gore so many laughs. Watch  out for zombie cats."

The list author says:
	"I never did like fish for pets. This movie proves my point."

The list author says:
	"Hailed as the best worse musical I really think the soundtrack to this movie is phenomenal. And honestly I think the movie is a lot of fun."

The list author says:
	"Jaws on wheels"

The list author says:
	"Surprisingly brutal and intense. In some ways better than Friday the 13th."

The list author says:
	"WOW! WOW!!!...UH WOW! The movie is mind numbingly amazing. It really can't be described."

The list author says:
	"The greatest kung-fu movie ever made."

The list author says:
	"The female version of "The Warriors""

The list author says:
	"Charles Brons is the man."

The list author says:
	"The definitive 80's cult classic."

The list author says:
	"More Brains!!!"

The list author says:
	"Angela knows how to throw a party."

The list author says:
	"the soundtrack to this movie still blows me away."

The list author says:
	"another great musical. The soundtrack by the Ramones is fantastic."

The list author says:
	"Love the final scene in this movie."

The list author says:
	"surprisingly scary."

The list author says:
	"great ghost story"

The list author says:
	"you have to see to believe. So bad it's great."

The list author says:
	"If you're girlfriend ever gets run over by a lawnmower you can put her back together with used hooker parts. all good...warranty still in place."

The list author says:
	"I love this little critters. When the one gets taken out by a shotgun...that's pure 80's gold."

The list author says:
	"amazingly bad but highly entertaining"

The list author says:
	"so much break dancing it'll make you do a back spin."

The list author says:
	"William Shatner versus 1000's of spiders...who will win the spiders or his toupee?"

The list author says:
	"this actually made more sense than the original."

The list author says:
	"I wanted this car."

The list author says:
	"one of the greatest chase sequences ever."

The list author says:
	"The ultimate dystopia"