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|I have no idea why I'm sopping wet in this photo, but I'm going to guess it's because I rolled in something filthy or spilled something on myself. Hosing me down was my dad’s favorite method for cleaning me off.||Here I am with my dad in his garden, which he adores and whose upkeep he takes very seriously. "It's my first love, besides your mother and horse racing. And you and your brothers, too, I suppose," he’s said.||My dad used to carry me on his shoulders quite a bit when I was a child--until the time I accidentally urinated on him while I was up there. We were at a neighbor’s house and he quickly ran outside, threw me off, ripped off his shirt, then hosed me down like he was from the CDC and I'd come in contact with the Ebola Virus.|
|My dad is an avid reader, and all throughout my childhood he’d come home after working for 12 hours and we’d sit on the couch and read together.||My family’s trip to the Grand Canyon in 1983 was one of only two family vacations we took. It coincided with the time when my dad started to lose his hair, and decided he'd wear hats to mask his increasing baldness. It wasn’t long before he changed his tune, tossed the caps, and decided he didn’t care what anyone else thought.|
Love it - so entertaining and so worth reading - hilarious and thoughtful - surprising and touching - Dad does NOT mince wordsPublished 2 days ago by Shawn
I laughed all the way through this book. Reminded me of my own Dad in many ways. Great gift idea. Can't go wrong - unless the person might be offended by some raw language. Read morePublished 3 days ago by MoMac
This book was laugh-out-loud funny. If you have ever been fortunate enough to be able to trade quips with your dad in the past, you will be transported back to those times when... Read morePublished 4 days ago by Amazon Customer
This book literally had me cracking up. It is funny and I enjoyed reading it. Plus you don't have to just sit and read all at once. Read morePublished 5 days ago by nekeia hilton
Laugh out loud funny!!! Started to read this book on a slow day at work and had to stop because I could not stop laughing! Quick read, too!Published 6 days ago by Patty D.
I had heard great reviews on this book, but IMO - it's definitely a "guys" book .. locker room humor and a lot of swearing, and not really funny. Read morePublished 7 days ago by Cs Amazing bargains
Truly a funny, funny book anybody 50 or older will certainly appreciate it. Those
younger than 50 will assume that will never be them what's really funny is it will be