My Fair Godmother [Hardcover]

Janette Rallison (Author)

Book Description

Age Level: 10 and up | Grade Level: 5 and up

Finding your one true love can be a Grimm experience!

After her boyfriend dumps her for her older sister, sophomore Savannah Delano wishes she could find a true prince to take her to the prom. Enter Chrissy (Chrysanthemum) Everstar: Savannah’s gum-chewing, cell phone–carrying, high heel-wearing Fair Godmother. Showing why she’s only Fair—because she’s not a very good fairy student—Chrissy mistakenly sends Savannah back in time to the Middle Ages, first as Cinderella, then as Snow White. Finally she sends Tristan, a boy in Savannah’s class, back instead to turn him into her prom-worthy prince. When Savannah returns to the Middle Ages to save Tristan, they must team up to defeat a troll, a dragon, and the mysterious and undeniably sexy Black Knight. Laughs abound in this clever fairy tale twist from a master of romantic comedy.

Editorial Reviews

From Booklist

In her latest effort, Rallison returns to themes of sibling rivalry and romance, familiar to readers of Revenge of the Cheerleaders (2007). Here, though, she adds fractured-fairy-tale magic to the breezy plot. Sixteen-year-old Savannah is devastated when her boyfriend dumps her for her studious older sister, and she dreams that her life will take a fairy-tale turn, complete with a handsome prince, a ball, and a happy ending. Her wishes bring the astonishing arrival of Chrissy, an aspiring fairy godmother. Still in training and not quite in command of her magical abilities, Chrissy sends Savannah through a chain of otherworldly mishaps, including visits to Cinderella and Snow White’s stories and finally to the Middle Ages, where Savannah defeats a cast of magical creatures and discovers that regular guys are sometimes preferable to princes. Memos from Chrissy and her professors alternate with Savannah’s often hilarious narrative. The irreverent references to familiar tales, romantic twists, and frequent comedic asides will delight fans of light fantasy, as will the likable characters, who move beyond stereotype. Grades 6-9. --Gillian Engberg

About the Author

JANETTE RALLISON has been writing since she was six years old, although the quality of her work has improved substantially since then. She is the author of many books, including All’s Fair in Love, War, and High School. She lives in Chandler, Arizona, with her husband, Guy, and their five children. www.janetterallison.com www.janette-rallison.blogspot.com

Product Details

• Reading level: Ages 10 and up
  
• Hardcover: 320 pages
• Publisher: Walker Childrens (January 6, 2009)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 0802797806
• ISBN-13: 978-0802797803
• Product Dimensions: 8.6 x 6.5 x 1.1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 15.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (70 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #852,461 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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13 of 13 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Fair Beginning, Excellent Ending, December 17, 2008

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fredtownward "The Analytical Mind; Have Brain... (Mocksville, North Carolina, United States) - See all my reviews
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Janette Rallison has produced a wonderfully fractured fairy tale here with enough twists to surprise and delight even the most jaded and cynical of readers. The surprises begin with the choice of protagonists. You'd think it would be Jane Delano, the shy, studious older sister who has long loved Hunter Delmont from afar, not Savannah Delano, the flirtatious, air-head, shopaholic younger sister whom Hunter is dating and taking to the prom. But no, a furious Jane sets out to do a total makeover, with the help of a delighted and clueless Savannah, in order to punish Hunter for ignoring her. Instead Jane accidentally wins Hunter's heart, and a devastated Savannah is the one who gets a fairy godmother, one Chrysanthemum Everstar, Chrissy for short, to grant her three wishes ensuring that she AND Jane lived happily ever after....

Of course it isn't QUITE that simple.

Problem number one is that Chrissy is about as flighty and immature as Savannah is. As a result, two half heard wishes have Savannah experiencing the Middle Ages up close and personal in decidedly unromantic and disturbingly realistic versions of the Cinderella and Snow White stories, which feature Savannah learning how to cook and clean the peasant way. A sadder but wiser Savannah makes a very careful third and final wish, which results in a boy who had expressed some interest in dating her being sent back to the Middle Ages with orders to come back a prince... or not at all. So with the help of a disgruntled leprechaun a horrified Savannah must figure out a way to be sent back as well in order to help Tristan Hawkins complete his assignment.

Hilarity and chaos ensue.

The first half of the book with Savannah bemoaning her fate, then making a hash out of Cinderella and Snow White drags a bit because her whining, even accompanied as it is by considerable humor, begins to grate, but hang in there. Lessons are being learned, character is being built, and as Howard R. Garis would have put it, pipes are being laid. The last half, in which Savannah desperately tries to help Tristan, whether he wants her help or not, is much better. Besides a brilliant job of tying all the loose ends into a perfect bow, I also appreciated Rallison's delicate balancing act. This is neither the traditional male hero saves useless heroine nor the modern PC female hero saves useless male heroine. Rather, to their considerable surprise, the efforts of BOTH are needed to save the day.

Ms. Rallison has produced a sequel: My Unfair Godmother, in which Chrissy Everstar returns to nearly blow another assignment; I'm very much looking forward to reading it!

7 of 7 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Fresh, bubble-gum poppy, and utterly delightful fairy tale, December 8, 2008

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Backroads "Scatter-brained book fan" (Cache Valley, Utah) - See all my reviews
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I can't help it; I have a weird addiction to fairy tales. Which is pretty much the only reason I got this book. While I loved fractured fairy tales, the entire teeny-bopper aura of this book was a little nauseating.

How happy I am to report that if one can put up with the nauesating sweetness she will be in love with this book! It's cutesy, it involves annoying teenagers, and it's a freakin' fairy tale on top of everything. If that is your thing, you will love this book and fortunately I was sucked in.

And all the aforementioned compliments are not to suggest Rallison isn't a gifted writer (I am aware that the aforementioned adjectives can be "bad".) On the contrary, Rallision has a gift with words. She has a fun, simple, and fluid style that is brimming with personality and charm. I'm sure some will complain that her characters are not the tragically three-dimensional heroes and heroines of drama, but for the nature of this adorable little romantic comedy, they were perfect.

I love the approach of the story. It's probably been done before, but I don't care and neither will readers. The "fair"y godmother is nothing but a might-as-well-be modern-day ditz who would rather shop than complete her education in magically assisting poor damsels. What I liked, however, is that this fairy happened to be a reflection of the main character Savannah, who upon observation of her disaster-causing godmother begins to change for the better. I like stuff like that.

And as a fairy tale fan, I love how Rallison knew her tales and was able to offer some hilarious-yet-keen insight into them (of course a poisoned apple would be tempting in the winter when no fresh fruit is available!). It does wonders for the plot.

"My Fair Godmother" is clever, fresh, and romantic with a great plot and endearing characters. I will recommend this to any girl I meet.

6 of 6 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars I couldn't put it down, December 15, 2008

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Lizz A. Belle "lizzabelle, English major nerd" (North Bend, OR United States) - See all my reviews
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I am a lover of all things fairy tale, so the cover of this book grabbed me from the get-go. I have to say that it started off a bit slow but after about the fourth chapter it became very interesting. In short, the story is about a high school sophomore, Savannah, whose boyfriend dumps her for her sister, who basically becomes her smarter look-alike after she gives her a makeover. Her "fair" (not fairy as this godmother didn't do well in fairy school) godmother comes along to grant her wishes, only she doesn't pay attention and Savannah's wishes become more like nightmares than happily ever afters. While they are not quite as awful as Grimm's fairy tales (there is no blood, no feet cutting, etc.) she learns some humbling lessons a bit like the epiphanies Ebeneezer Scrooge gets only without the ghosts. The story reads a bit like fairy tales, the Odyssey, Arthurian legend and A Christmas Carol all rolled into one.

The book is very well written and quite funny at times. If you enjoy fairy tales you will most certainly like this book. I actually want to give this book five stars but I cannot edit the review now. I would most definitely like to read more from this author.