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Opening with a cute story from when she was seven and photographed her parents having sex, stand-up comedian Handler goes on to discuss the virtues of the one-night stand, which amount to having sex early enough so you're not months into a relationship before you discover he's into "anal beads and duct tape." She discusses her quest for sex with a "black man," which doesn't work out because the date she finds on ChocolateSingles.com has a penis so large, she "would have had to be the size of the Lincoln Tunnel to accommodate that thing." After him, there's a "little midget," but she sobers up before sleeping with him. Next come a number of would-be partners with penises too small to consider. Finally, there's a guy Handler does sleep with, only an embarrassing incident involving a "giant skid mark" prevents her from seeing him again. By the end, Handler considers settling down with one man, which might actually net her more sex than these mostly unconsummated one-night stands. Anyone who laughs at the mere mention of vaginas and penises may find Handler's book almost as much fun as getting drunk and waking up in some stranger's bed.
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"In a word: hilarious. In two: absolutely hilarious. These are some of the funniest stories I have ever read and they're also some of the most unexpectedly heartfelt." ---Laura Zigman, author of Animal HusbandrySee all Editorial Reviews
Mostly, this book was just not my cup of tea, so to speak. Usually, I enjoy a good bio and I find Chelsea Handler very comical, so I expected a little more, this book does have its... Read morePublished 7 days ago by Jennifer Brummitt
An easy read. It read like a friend talking to you about their crazy nights out with someone. It wasn't hilarious but it definitely kept me turning the pages and a few times I... Read morePublished 11 days ago by Mrs. Fink
If anyone knows sex, it's Chelsea Handler. I have been a fan of her former talk show Chelsea Lately for many years before I ever picked up one of her books. Read morePublished 20 days ago by Courtney- The Moral of Our Stories
Chelsea Handler's unique style is on every page of this book. You can imagine her telling these stories as you read them.Published 21 days ago by Brandon Santo
I love this book, and i generally don't like reading so that says a lot. Chelsea Handler is amazing!Published 26 days ago by sara wheeler