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My Life and Other Lies: Tales From the Writer's List [Kindle Edition]

Steve Pitt
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Is it possible to defend yourself from a 'roid raged body builder with a 'roid raged Chihuaha? Have you ever been seen in your backyard trying to collect a pee sample from your dog with a bone china tea cup? Has a close relative ever waved a dead rat under your nose and asked you if it was fresh enough to eat? For nearly a decade Steve Pitt has been amusing his fellow writers with his off-beat postings on professional writer list-servs. His topics include everyday subjects like friends, family and his numerous side careers as militia soldier, movie extra, armored truck guard, resort cook, and stay-at-home dad. His fellow writers have compared Steve's humour to Bob Newhart, David Sedaris and Stephen Leacock. Many of these list-serv yarns have gone on to find publication in Canadian Living, Chatelaine, Toronto Life, Stitches, Canadian Health and the Globe and Mail. Here is what other writers are saying about Steve Pitt's writing: "These true life tales range from the gently picaresque to the wildly funny. Leacock Redux"William Deverell, award winning crime novelist, Pender Island BC "He's pee your pants funny. This book should come with a warning label or pack of adult diapers" Helena Katz, author/journalist, Fort Smith, NWT "He surfaces with novel insights and bust-a-gut laughs every time. Steve Pitt is an expert storyteller, both wickedly funny and deeply generous ­ a master of observational humour with heart." Joanne Carnegie, Professional Writers Association of Canada, Monreal

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  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • File Size: 122 KB
  • Print Length: 166 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 098100377X
  • Publisher: Bridgeross Communications (January 29, 2010)
  • Sold by: Amazon Digital Services
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B0036VOCC2
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
  • Lending: Enabled
  • Average Customer Review: 5.0 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #714,741 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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5.0 out of 5 stars Wickedly Funny!, May 26, 2010
A collection of wickedly funny short stories from a man whose name nearly became a social disease.

There are some people who can tell stories. They have the unique ability to take the reader with them on a journey. The rare gift to take words and turn them into images, vivid and alive.

Steve Pitt is just that kind of writer, with vibrant imagery, a keen sense of humour and the talent to turn the most inappropriate subject matter into a no-holds-barred laugh riot. You'll kick yourself for laughing, but laugh you will. Again and again. I have the bruised shins to prove it.

In My Life and Other Lies: Tales from the Writer's List Steve Pitt has created a collection of stories that are amusing, poignant and sometimes embarrassingly funny. The kind of stories that make you cringe, squirm, and laugh out loud. No subject is sacred under his rapier pen. From taking a blind date to a strip club to trying to hide from a neighbor after accidentally assaulting him with an out of control boomerang, Pitt's book of faux pas is a delightfully humorous read.

The writing is reminiscent of other notable (mainly American) raconteurs, although there is a distinctly Canadian perspective that adds a certain sense of the foreign and exotic to this collection of worldly observations--or would, if Canada was considered foreign and escargot was considered exotic. Pitt displays an ability to weave wit, humour and nostalgia into artful story-telling similar to the works of Garrison Keillor, the celebrated author of 'Lake Wobegone Days', and Jean Shepherd whose collected anecdotes eventually became the holiday classic 'A Christmas Story'.

He follows in the fine story-telling tradition of taking situations that most of us have found ourselves in and bringing them to the worst possible conclusion. For instance: The majority of us have walked through the house in the buff without getting caught by a window-peeking neighbor, but life is not so lucky in Pitt's world of perpetual bad-timing. And the results are hilarious.

Steve Pitt's articles have been published in newspapers and magazines for thirty years. He's won the Periodical Distributors Author's Award for humour. His first book, Rain Tonight: A Tale of Hurricane Hazel, was nominated for the Silver Birch, Rocky Mountain and Red Cedar awards.

My Life and Other Lies is a collection of stories created from Pitt's days on writer's lists, stories written for other writers that have made him a beloved favorite amongst his peers. We now have the joy of sharing in his oftentimes self-deprecating, sometimes crude (depending on your opinion of doggie digestive indiscretions), yet always delightful tales of life in the Great White North.

My Life and Other Lies would be a great addition to any humour collection, and it's an excellent reminder to all writers that short stories are one of our most often over-looked opportunities, the chance to tell our stories, spin our yarns and lay claim to our esprit d'escalier before it fades into oblivion.
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5.0 out of 5 stars A blend of reality and thought for a truly unique compilation, March 11, 2010
The everyday occurrences of everyday life can be far stranger and intriguing than any fiction. "My Life and Other Lies: Tale from the Writer's List" is a collection of short tales from Steve Pitt, compiling the short stories he has created over the years and offered the internet. His stories are unique and offbeat, and also questionably true, as he brings a blend of reality and thought for a truly unique compilation. "My Life and Other Lies" is a read that will entertain for many an hour.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Brilliantly Funny, January 13, 2010
According to the comments on the back cover, Steve Pitt's humor compares to that of David Sedaris and Bob Newhart and the stories are pee your pants funny. I thought these were exaggerated hype but they aren't. The stories in this collection are almost all genuinely hysterical.

I'm not sure which one is my favorite but as a sometimes writer of what I hope are funny pet stories, the ones about pets win hands down. I don't want to give the end away from any of the stories but how can anyone not resist the account of a visit to a restaurant in France to sample the local escargot or the encounter with the stoop and poop enforcer or the road rage incident with the roid raged chihuahua?

And for all who have had an encounter with a traffic cop, there is "Once Upon A Time on Bay St". If only we all had an armored vehicle.

In addition to being a writer, the biography in the book mentions that Steve has worked as a movie extra, chef, armored car driver and part time soldier. He uses his experiences in all these pursuits to provide the readers with some very funny

Marvin Ross Author of The Original Reigning Cats and Dogs: A Lighthearted Look at Pets and Their Owners
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