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by India Knight (Author) "WHAT SHOULD HAPPEN IS, I should somehow catch my reflection in a mirror, or a shop window, fifty or so pages in, and describe myself..." (more)
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Clara Hutt, 33, speaks for middle-class marital ennui as she reflects on her life, her indifferent husband, Robert, her two lice-ridden young boys, and her "roomy four-bedroomed Victorian terraced" London home and asks, "Is that it, then?" With a sense of humor that ranges from witty and raucous to simpering and mean-spirited, British first-time author Knight relates the ribald story of a modern woman and her quest for happiness. Clara, whose fragmented family consists of a mother who's fond of accumulating ex-husbands, a wealthy but distant father, two spoiled stepsisters and a listless stepbrother, resolves to have a "nuclear" family. After attaining this conventional goal, however, she discovers that marriage is more boring than blissful. The arduous rigmarole of "hoovering," chauffeuring, cooking and compromising leaves Clara unsatisfied. She tends to complain, self-deprecate and obsess on trivialities while comparing herself to her friends: Tamsin, who is single, unburdened and prowling for romance; Stella the "pottery cat," a rustic single mother who bakes her own bread; Naomi, the model housewife who feeds her kids gourmet lunches and manages to keep her home impeccably clean. Simmering with envy, longing for affection (and a little bit of "swooning"), Clara grows restless and seeks solace in the admiring eyes of an unlikely character. Although Knight's lively narrative entertains while animating many of the common misconceptions people have about marriage, the reader should be prepared to suspend belief for the final course of this chatty tale. (Oct.)
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Knight, whose weekly London Sunday Times columns are filled with wry social commentary, has joined the Bridget Jones school of novelists. With less-than-perfect grace, our heroine, Clara Hutt, is dealing with the mini-traumas of married life, including juggling freelance writing and parenting. Beset with a domineering but oh-so-chic mother, ditzy stepsisters, befuddled friends, and a mostly absent husband, Clara worries about her weight, the slide of her wardrobe from elegance to comfort, marital infidelity, and recovering from a disastrous interview in which she managed not only to insult an up-and-coming dance star but also to give him head lice. Despite her self-doubts, Clara proves to have sufficient resiliency to deal with the end of her marriage and the beginning of a new relationship. The witty commentary on middle-class mores and humor make this slight novel an enjoyable read and saves it from being simply a clone. Recommended for public libraries.DJan Blodgett, Davidson Coll. Lib., NC
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Product Details

  • Paperback: 224 pages
  • Publisher: Mariner Books; 1 edition (August 23, 2001)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0618154442
  • ISBN-13: 978-0618154449
  • Product Dimensions: 8.3 x 5.3 x 0.6 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.9 out of 5 stars See all reviews (39 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #845,729 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Could this book be any funnier?!, November 16, 2000
This review is from: My Life on a Plate (Hardcover)
Could this book possibly be any funnier? I couldn't stop laughing. My Life on a Plate is filled with the kind of ironic, wicked and self-deprecating humor that I love. The comic timing is extremely precise. Clara Hutt is one of the best heroines in contemporary literature.

This isn't the usual single-at-thirty-living-in-London novel. It isn't about single life at all. My Life on a Plate is about life after Happily Ever After. Is marriage all that's cracked up to be? Will marriage be the end of one's loneliness? Clara will tell you a thing or two about being a smug married woman with two kids.

This is a hilarious and painfully honest book that will crack you up till the last page. It is, without a doubt, a tour de force! You mustn't hesitate to read this book!

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8 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars MY LIFE ON A PLATE: Delicious to the last bite!!!, May 22, 2001
By Amanda (Chesapeaka, Virginia United States) - See all my reviews
This review is from: My Life on a Plate (Hardcover)
Meet Clara: Thirty-three, married eight years, two children, slightly overweight, and quite possibly one of the funniest and most true-to-life characters ever written. Based in London, this very comical novel is about an average housewife juggling a part-time job, the fact that her clothes are more than slightly out of date, and coming to terms with the fact that her husband is frequently not fullfilling his duities as a father, which sends her on her own journey of self-discovery to answer one question:Is she really happy? For the answer you must read it and find out. From start to finish this book is outragously hysterical! I couldn't reccomend better!
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5.0 out of 5 stars Very fun read!, December 28, 2001
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I really enjoyed this light comedy. Clara is married (NOT a book about singletons, for a change!), and views her husband as somewhat of a mystery. She's happy and yet . . . her marriage has not really brought her a happily ever after. It doesn't help that her neurotic mother nags her about her weight (and how wonderful to have a plump heroine who really doesn't give a fig if she is overweight), and that she feels she has to compete with super moms who get all dolled up just to drop their kids off at school (with gourmet lunches and home baked goodies, natch). Clara is funny and likeable, and I really identified with her. Every other book about twenty or thirtysomething women seems to deal with finding Mr. Right. This book is about what to do when you've already found him . . . and life still isn't quite what you expected.
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1.0 out of 5 stars My Life on A Plate
One star was generous! The author spent 204 pages building a character, 3 pages ripping apart and the ending was so up in the air-did she finish writing the book or did she go... Read more
Published on August 19, 2006 by A. Hakala

5.0 out of 5 stars One of My Favorites
I first purchased this book in 2002 in London and just finished re-reading it (a bad habit of mine, I keep my books close like old friends). Read more
Published on February 24, 2005 by KMS

3.0 out of 5 stars For the mother of all moms
"No children would ever be born if one approached the whole subject with any kind of logic."
India Knight must be a mother. Read more
Published on February 7, 2005 by B. Larson

5.0 out of 5 stars A clean plate and wanting seconds...
This book is about what to do when you've already found Mr. Right. . . and life still isn't quite what you expected. Read more
Published on October 2, 2004 by C. White

1.0 out of 5 stars Waste Of Time
To say I was disappointed with this book would be an understatement in the extreme. I feel cheated, not only out of the dollars that I paid out for this dross, but also out of the... Read more
Published on May 18, 2003

4.0 out of 5 stars Very funny and wise...
I've had this book on my bookshelf for awhile, and finally decided to read it since I was in the mood for something light and quick. Read more
Published on April 21, 2003 by Dianna Johnston

1.0 out of 5 stars Disappointing!
I expected to love this book. I am a big fan of Bridget Jones, etc. and thought that this book would be a similar, fun read - only even better because it was about a married... Read more
Published on March 6, 2003 by Melissa

5.0 out of 5 stars GREAT READ! LOVED IT!
I just finishing read this Excellent book, I cried, I laugh. I loved it I hope India Knight makes a series of this book because I would love to know what happens after Kate's... Read more
Published on March 2, 2003 by Caryn

1.0 out of 5 stars how did this ever make it to paperback?
I've only reached page 45, and it's clear that I won't be able to finish this book. I am no prude, but I am already sick of Clara's references to number two, and farting. Read more
Published on February 26, 2003

4.0 out of 5 stars ate all on my plate and wanted more...
My first Knight read and while I did enjoy it, I felt it should have had more to it. The writing is VERY funny and I laughed outloud several times. Read more
Published on February 7, 2003 by mamareadssomuch

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