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My Life as A White Trash Zombie [Kindle Edition]

Diana Rowland
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (150 customer reviews)

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Book Description

Teenage delinquent Angel Crawford lives with her redneck father in the swamps of southern Louisiana. She's a high school dropout, addicted to drugs and alcohol, and has a police record a mile long. But when she's made into a zombie after a car crash, her addictions disappear, except for her all-consuming need to stay "alive"...




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About the Author

Diana Rowland has lived her entire life below the Mason-Dixon line. She has worked as a bartender, a blackjack dealer, a pit boss, a street cop, a detective, a computer forensics specialist, a crime scene investigator, and a morgue assistant, which means that she's seen more than her share of what humans can do to each other and to themselves. She won the marksmanship award in her Police Academy class, has a black belt in Hapkido, and has handled numerous dead bodies in various states of decomposition. She presently lives in southern Louisiana with her husband and her daughter where she is deeply grateful for the existence of air conditioning. A master of urban fantasy, she’s the author of the Demon series and the White Trash Zombie series. She can be contacted via her website, www.dianarowland.com.

Product Details

  • File Size: 501 KB
  • Print Length: 321 pages
  • Page Numbers Source ISBN: 0756406757
  • Publisher: DAW; Original edition (July 5, 2011)
  • Sold by: Penguin Group (USA) LLC
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B004XFZ8M8
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #52,334 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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41 of 43 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars My So Called Unlife. July 5, 2011
By Kale
Format:Mass Market Paperback
You know your a Redneck Junkie when: You need to become a member of the undead to kick your habit.

Angel Crawford was practically born emblazoned with an L for loser in the middle of her forehead. She didn't have much choice in changing her hard knock status with a mentally ill mother, a drunk for a father, and being a high school drop out. Angel seems to be hurtling herself into all the pitfalls of her white trash standing, including a felony, a deadbeat boyfriend, drug and alcohol addiction, and a steadily growing resume of former dead end jobs.

And then she dies. Or at least she thinks she did. Angel has some flashes of an accident. But the details of her condition and the events leading up to them are a bit fuzzy. Angel wakes in the hospital without a scratch on her. She then starts to receive cryptic messages and a seemingly too good to be true job. What Angel doesn't know is that she has been changed into a zombie. She looks fine, feels fine, but Angel is going to have to learn quickly that all that can change in an instant if she doesn't get the nourishment she needs. Without the self-induced intoxicated drug haze, it turns out Angel is a pretty clever cookie. And since they've been hauling in numerous headless dead bodies to the morgue, Angels going to have to use all the brains she's got to solve the murders, and keep her strength up.

My Life as a White Trash Zombie was an interesting take on a second chance. Diana Rowland really showed how one incident can change someone's life for good or bad. With Angel's addictions stripped away and a good opportunity to support herself she found her self worth. This is made even more interesting with the vehicle Rowland uses to employ change, zombie-ism.

I was skeptical about this premise.
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17 of 20 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent new series! July 7, 2011
By Joseph
Format:Mass Market Paperback
I heard about this book last year during during the Romantic Times convention. Diana was talking about the newest book she was working on about a white trash zombie who gets a job as a morgue tech for easy access to brains. I know it's shocking, but the an unpolitically correct story about a zombie is totally up my alley. Also, being a huge fan of the Kara Gillian series by Rowland I have been waiting impatiently for this book to release.

The book opens with Angel waking up in the hospital. She was brought in as a suspected overdose victim. Her scattered memories and the mysterious package left for her at the hospital hint at something entirely different. Now don't accuse me of spoiling the book for you, but she has been turned into a zombie. Of course the reason why she has been turned into a zombie and who her mysterious mentor is keeps you hanging through the ending of the book. In fact the majority of the book is about how being turned into a zombie is one of the best things that has ever happened to her.

Also a good deal of the buildup is world-building. Namely, introducing you to what it means to be a zombie in this book series. It also lays the groundwork for how the zombies abilities and weaknesses work. The author takes the difficult situation of having to make a zombie likable and excels at it. By the end of the story I was really rooting for her.

This brings me to the end of the story. As I insinuated in an above comment, I will not spoil the story. George R.R. Martin may threaten to put a spoilers head on a pike, but the author in question on this series has certifications maintaining her aim and ability with deadly weapons. (According to her own bio she has worked in the police force among other jobs.
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14 of 17 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Great Addition to Zombie Fiction! July 5, 2011
Format:Mass Market Paperback
Angel remembers blood. LOTS and lots of blood, she remembers teeth and bones... when she wakes up in the hospital. But, there isn't a scratch on her, she's whole and in tact with a nurse telling her she overdosed on a pill buffet.

She decided she's had enough of the hospital- she's leaving. She rips her IV out, when another nurse comes into tell her that two detectives want to talk to her about a body that was found not far from were she was discovered... NAKED- OD'ed on the side on the road. But she doesn't remember anything!

The nurse gives her a bag containing clothes, a note that tells her she has a new job driving the van for the morgue and these shake things with instructions to drink one only every other day.

Her first day on the job, while watching her very first autopsy...

"A dead man. Buck *ss naked with his shriveled little junk right there for everyone to see." -Angel upon seeing her first dead body.

Now, Angel can't figure out why she suddenly has the over-whelming urge to scoop this dead guys brains out of his skull with a spoon and eat them like ice cream.

Dude, as you can imagine she is more than a little freaked out by this unusual brain craving- but she fights it and goes on about her day.

The realization finally hits her that she is an actual ZOMBIE after she is out on a call one night and a rotted, gross guy tries to attack her for the body in the back of her van!Now, she has a LOT of questions! But WHO is she supposed to ask? Sure some anonymous person or zombie more likely has been leaving her notes and helping her 'survive' but how is she supposed to contact them?

Then there is Deputy Inanov... Marcus.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome.
I enjoyed this book thoroughly. It had a realness to the main character, along with mystery & murder, and actually made me laugh out loud at some points. Read more
Published 1 day ago by Samantha Murphy
5.0 out of 5 stars Great zombie read!
Great first book in this series. Angel is so well-conceived and really easy to root for. She's far from perfect, but keeps getting back when life (and death) knocks her down.
Published 10 days ago by Matt Leitzen
5.0 out of 5 stars The best milder mystery i have read in a long time
Very fun read. With a lot great comments on life from the unusual source of a undead zombie girl. Can't wait to read the next book. Read more
Published 12 days ago by HowNow
4.0 out of 5 stars Different. Entertaining
I read some of Roland's other series and liked them. So I tried this book. Was pleasantly surprised. I really did like this story. Recommended.
Published 13 days ago by Old geek
2.0 out of 5 stars Not interested in the character.
This was not for me. Eating human brains to survive and have super power...no it didn't work. I love the supernatural vampires and werewolves and so forth but this was too much. Read more
Published 15 days ago by Pearlie Jackson
5.0 out of 5 stars New take on zombies
raunchy, very entertaining. Im buying the next book immediately. Angel Crawford is hilarious. you love her and all her coworkers
Published 22 days ago by T. Love
5.0 out of 5 stars Must Read!
I listened to the audioble version, and I wasn't one to listen to books on tape, but two hours into it and there was no other way. Read more
Published 26 days ago by Ziggie
4.0 out of 5 stars "If you crave it, eat it. Trust your instincts."
I am not a big zombie fiction fan. In fact this was my first book about zombies. I'm not going to lie, the cover got me first. Read more
Published 28 days ago by Andrea Kozári
4.0 out of 5 stars This is a fun read!
I loved this book series. It's funny and heartfelt (did I just say that about a zombie book) Don't judge a book by it's cover, the cover really has nothing to do with what the book... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Give it a shot.
Just read the first chapter before you decide, the audio books up on her site! [...]
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Published 1 month ago by A. Holmes
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