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My Teacher Ate My Homework [VHS]

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Even by its own, not particularly lofty standards this is a terrible film --- bubblegum for the kids' eyes on a rainy Sunday afternoon.

When he burst onto the Canadian film scene with Soul Survivor in the mid-1990s, director Stephen Williams was hyped at the Cannes and Toronto film festivals as the Great White North's answer to Spike Lee. In his dreams ...

The bald fact of the matter is that Williams suffers from an advanced case of arrested creative development, one so pronounced it's why he's now limited to working in kidvid.

His storytelling abilities are mired at the 1970s-era, DC-comic level. Only auteur Williams is nowhere near as imaginative as writers and artists like Len Wein and Bernie Wrigthson who avoided all the cliches Williams so eagerly embraces while toiling on the DC "mystery" titles.

So rather than rent or buy this video, go down to the nearest comic book store and dig out a musty old copy of House of Secrets --- it'll cost you less and the contents will be more entertaining. Your kids will thank you!!!

Gregory Smith was heavy he won the young artist award "best actor in a leading roll" for this movie

This is the best movie I have ever seen. The doll is hilarious, and I always use her little sayings. She says things like "Ouch!" "When you lie you pay!!!" "traitor" and "hmmmmm (while playing cards)" in a strange voice. Suttercup is just a little person that thinks she's so cool, but she's not. And, she's just trying to be cool saying that it is a bad movie. Don't listen to someone that extremely recommended a classical tranquil music cd. Geneva and Sol, who are also in the movie, say things like "whales sing to each other when they talk!!!" What's up little brother" "voodoo hoodoo!" " reeeeal trouble" "bad stuff" "the place- near water!!!" "that's cool" and do things like scurry right on over to $14.95 jewelry. This movie is so funny and is much more of a comedy than a horror movie. The doll also says things like, "Eeeeeeeeeekkk Shoulda used a laaader" "ohhhh!" and walks with little legs and smashes pitchforks. On a scale of one to ten (ten being the best) it scores a 891,456,826,379,264,825,999!!!!!! Buy this movie!!!!!!

Family aimed comedy looks a little something from a Goosebumps novel. Not funny at all. One of the worst family movies I have ever seen!