My Vampire Lover
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Monique has little trouble finding potential lovers, though. First, there is her well-endowed neighbor (Syn Devil) who seems willing to play, then the hottest state assembly representative in the United States (Katie Jordan) comes canvassing for votes, and later on a plumber in the form of Darian Kaine comes to - well - check Monique's plumbing. Best of all, though, is Misty Mundae's appearance as an oh-so-innocent Catholic schoolgirl out seeking donations for a school project; Misty's scene is far too short, but I don't think I'll be forgetting it any time soon.
If Seduction Cinema would just leave men completely out of their films, I think they would meet with much more success.Read more ›
If you like implants (except for Misty - she's so cute), then you will love this film.
The women with the exception of a couple look as though they are in dire need of a good shower. After watching a few of the sex scenes, they get boring because the women have an abnormal preoccupation with breasts.
I actually like the guys in the film and as a female, are glad to see them. Not a one of them can act -- it's pure camp all the way!
The film must have had a budget of $5 -- but for some quirky reason, like "Plan Nine From Outer Space" -- it works.
In fact, it may well become a film worth of being called "so bad it's great".
What I really like about this film is not one person takes themselves very seriously.
It's really worth watching if you like softcore and big breasts!
As a woman, I just thought it was pure camp with a Vamp(ire) and I loved it -- it's well worth viewing!
I don't, but I appreciate that this is a better film, if only because these two have less to do with this film - Jim's moved to producer role, & Darien has only a small role in this - ...
If you like women with fake boobs (there's one here who looks like she's upsized), and a succession of mild and poinless lesbian scenes, then this is for you.
Our poor heroine is a bit of a loser, she screws a bevvy of women, drains them, then has an angst session about it.
The finale confrontation is the only laughable moment of the film, and that's unintentional
This is the worst movie that SC has put out in a while .The problem is that it does not meet the criteria for a good movie from this company: Misty,Misty and more Misty.Paige Richards is an average looking woman with a nice body but poor skin and furthermore has an inch long scar under her lower lip.(Probably from a boyfriend punching her).She can act a little bit but that is about it.Where was the makeup man ?
She is a new girl in town and every woman she meets she comes onto with her lesbian act and it appears that every woman in town is a lesbian at heart.They quickly respond to her come on and she puts her fangs into them.The only saving grace is Misty Mundae coming around selling subscriptions to the year school year book and resisting for a while but then giving in and ending up with the fang job. (this breaks the cardinal rule of SC movies: never kill off Misty until she has had plenty of screen time).
Thats about it for this one. A super dumb script that bears no iota of reality.A one room set that gives little variation for the camera angles and contributes to the boredom.I give this a 2 ONLY because Misty did have her small part which she played well and it was a nude scene.
Lastly this DVD cover has Paige and Misty in equal degrees of print size even though Misty has a small part and Paige is the main charactor.This is becoming typical of Seduction Cinema.The cover usually bears no relaton ship to the film.To me this borders on fraud .Read more ›
Most Recent Customer Reviews
The guy with the graphic of loser is really excellent in the film. He captures the despair of the loser.
He is now a postal worker. Good day.
The scene's are weak..
story plot is sucking wind.
I've seen teens who didn't know what they were doing,
act better than this.
My Vampire Lover, starring Misty Mudae, Paige Richards and Syn DeVil, is about a female vampire looking for true love. A love that is also good at house work and in bed. Read morePublished on September 20, 2006 by Michael Valdivielso
I love misty munday films. The are sometimes funny and it's always nice to see misty, but this one of the worst stories I have ever seen brought to film. Read morePublished on August 4, 2005 by Rickey A. Beamon