Mystery Science Theater 3000: Swamp Diamonds 2009

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An undercover police woman infiltrates a group of hardened female criminals who are planning to break out of prison and retrieve diamonds from a swampy hiding place. Also contains "What to Do on a Date".

Starring:
Frank Conniff, Jim Mallon
Runtime:
1 hour 33 minutes

Mystery Science Theater 3000: Swamp Diamonds

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Product Details

Genres Science Fiction, Comedy
Director Joel Hodgson
Starring Frank Conniff, Jim Mallon
Supporting actors Jim Mallon, Kevin Murphy, Frank Conniff, Mary Jo Pehl
Studio Shout Factory
Rental rights 7-day viewing period. Details
Purchase rights Stream instantly and download to 2 locations Details
Format Amazon Instant Video (streaming online video and digital download)

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2 of 2 people found the following review helpful By Steve SMB on April 13, 2013
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This movie must have passed as smutty action when it was originally screened at drive-in theaters, but today it looks tame and would be completely unteachable, were it not for the timeless jokes, quips, and general smart alec interjections of the genius that is Joel Hodgson and his trusty robot sidekicks. What is truly amazing is that MST3K's humor is from a time before the internet, before smart phones, and largely even before what we know as the modern computer, yet somehow the jokes are not dated, and the humor is still there, even after more than 20 years.
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1 of 1 people found the following review helpful By jan s on January 3, 2014
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Yup, another fine job from the SOL crew dissin a horrible film with Mike "Touch"Conners...the short is great to help one learn what to do on a date. Think they ought to re-show this to kids these days.. ;-)
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2 of 3 people found the following review helpful By Funkdawg on February 5, 2012
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As the previous reviewer stated, this movie is quite a bit tedious. It was like the African Queen without any tension or love story. We kept waiting for a German warboat to appear at the end, but all that showed up was a rusty old speedboat. The Mayor and Chief of Police of New Orleans and the Governor of Louisiana were thanked at the end, but we are sure that they wish that their names were not attached to the movie. Pretty funny on the riff side, but definitely a movie for more advanced MST3Kers.
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By pugpug on February 10, 2013
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Fantastic! Absolutely hilarious! Escaped prison women, fake swamp monsters! This Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie gets funnier every time I watch it!
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1 of 3 people found the following review helpful By C. G. Porcaro on July 30, 2011
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There are some episodes of MST3K that I love, but are extremely tedious. This is one of them. If you are wanting to get into Mystery Science Theater 3000, skip this one until you are a little more enlightened. I wouldn't group this with "Manos" or "Yucca Flats", but it is awful close.
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