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Napoleon Dynamite: The Complete Quote Book: Based on the Hit Film from Fox Searchlight Pictures [LARGE PRINT] (Paperback)

by Jared Hess (Author), Jerusha Hess (Author), Emily Westlake (Editor), Simon Spotlight (Technical Editor), Simon Schuster (Technical Editor), Napoleon Dynamite (Drawings), Fox Searchlight (Collaborator), Paramount Pictures (Collaborator) "DON: "Hey, Napoleon. What'd you do last summer again?..." (more)
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Pulled from the hit film that made a hero out of a tetherball-loving guy with glasses and stellar dance moves, the words, phrases and speeches in "Napoleon Dynamite: The Complete Quote Book" capture the hilarious dialogue that worked its way into the hearts and mouths of millions of fans. Quirky, comical and yet somehow perfect for any situation, the lines included here are sure to inspire exasperated sighs, bizarre conversations and awkward exchanges in homes, schools and workplaces across the country. Sweet!

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  • Reading level: Ages 9-12
  • Paperback: 100 pages
  • Publisher: Simon Spotlight Entertainment; 2005 edition (July 5, 2005)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 1416913912
  • ISBN-13: 978-1416913917
  • Product Dimensions: 6 x 5.8 x 0.3 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 5 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 3.6 out of 5 stars See all reviews (11 customer reviews)
  • Amazon.com Sales Rank: #99,138 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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3.0 out of 5 stars Officially Published by the Studio, but a Better Book is Needed, July 6, 2005
This is the first officially published Napoleon Dynamite book by the Fox studio, but they should publish something much better and in-depth for this awesome movie.

This book is exactly what the title claims it is, a book full of quotes from the film. But since fans of the movie ALREADY have all of the best quotes memorized and in daily use, this book is best used by casual fans who might remember some amusing moments, but they didn't get into the film enough to trade quotes with their friends at work, school, or around the house, on a regular basis. Unfortunately, casual fans probably don't care enough to purchase a Napoleon Dynamite book. "Idiots!"

This book could have been better with more photos, bigger photos, photos of Summer Wheatley, (there are NO photos of Summer!), printed larger on the page. The text is mostly large headline text that takes up most of the page, on most of the pages.

The book takes about 15 minutes to read its 92 pages.

The only thing new that I learned is that Corinna is the name of the girl who answers the phone at Pedro's house, and Vern is the name of the little boy on the bus who asks Napoleon what he is going to do today.

This book is not TOO expensive, for what you get, so hardcore fans of the movie might as well buy it for their home libraries, or to leave sitting around as a conversation piece.

What we really need is an official MAKING OF Napoleon Dynamite book! With an infinity of sweet photography of behind the scenes stuff, and a detailed account of how the movie got made. Maybe throw in some interviews and commentary from the ensemble cast, etc.

There is an UNofficial Napoleon Dynamite book out, called "Taming a Liger: Unexpected Spiritual Lessons from Napoleon Dynamite," by Jeff Dunn and Adam Palmer, which is a pretty good read. That book has more insightful observations to consider, for the hardcore Napoleon movie fans.

This book is NOT a rip-off, because it is exactly what it says it is, a quote book. It's just not a very useful book, and a higher quality, more encompassing effort is yet to be officially published.
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5.0 out of 5 stars It Will Make Your Wildest Dreams Come True, September 23, 2005
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While I bought this for my thirteen year-old daughter, everyone who loves the movie has gushed over it. It is a silly piece of fluff, and great fun. We have laughed over it, played "who said this?" and generally lost 15 IQ points discussing it. My wife thinks there is something wrong with us, but then she hasn't seen the movie.
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3.0 out of 5 stars A little redundant but great to have laying around, December 2, 2005
The book is redundant in that it is a book of quotes from, yes, the movie with the same name. And probably most people who are interested in the book will own the movie. Or will have seen it so many times that they can already quote it. I like the book, though. It's funny, everyone gets a kick out of it, and you just can't get enough of Napolean.
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2.0 out of 5 stars Napolean Dynamite: The Complete Quote Book
I was disappointed that one of the books I received was torn. The description said it was "like new".
Published 6 months ago by Lynne Corea

4.0 out of 5 stars Napoleon wins another
Very funny. Great reminder of the highlights in the movie. I bought this for my wife as she is a fan of the movie, and she read it cover to cover and laughed loud and often.
Published on May 16, 2007 by Kenneth B. Paton

5.0 out of 5 stars If you love the movie, you'll love this
I really enjoyed this book. I originally said it was for my 10 year old son, but let's be honest, it was really for me. Read more
Published on November 28, 2006 by A. Shroyer

5.0 out of 5 stars Sweet
I didn't give a flip about this movie until my son introduced it to me. As a former ethics teacher at a small college, the film struck me as pure genius for its abiltiy to... Read more
Published on August 24, 2006 by Ii Naotaka

1.0 out of 5 stars Wasteful, unnecessary.
As if obnoxious teenagers need more incentive to quote an inane and rather dull movie. The quotebook is not worth the money, simply put. Read more
Published on March 21, 2006 by Jazz

3.0 out of 5 stars Pretty Funny, Makes a GREAT GIFT!
Purchased this for a friend as a gift, ended up reading it too. Fun for any fan of the film. Gosh, just buy it already.
VOTE FOR PEDRO! Read more
Published on August 23, 2005 by A. Aguilera

4.0 out of 5 stars Very Funny
If you liked the movie, then you'll like this book. The book is perfect for this movie too as there are many quotable lines from the movie. Read more
Published on August 21, 2005 by Cyan Garamonde

5.0 out of 5 stars It is what it says it is....
Nothing new to this book - just quotes from the movie. If you're a big fan of the movie, you probably already memorized most of the quotes. Read more
Published on August 2, 2005 by E. Wrye

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