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National Lampoon's Attack of the 5'2" Women [VHS]

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If you wanna see one of the funniest slapstick/parody films ever made, then look no further. This movie is absolutely hilarious. If you're a fan of laughter and like such movies as Spaceballs, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Naked Gun Trilogy, etc. see and buy this movie. And send a letter to Paramount to bring it to a Special Edition DVD.

The scandal and controversy that surrounded the Tonya Harding/Nancy Carrigan ordeal was begging for a parody and Julie Brown delivers it with all the overblown melodrama that it deserves. I think the funniest thing in the entire movie is when Tonya is reading her "death threat" to a group of reporters and uses VapoRub to start crying but instead ends up yelling that "it burns" and then punches her trashy bum of a boyfriend. Though the Lorena Bobbitt portion of the movie is a bit dragged out, it too is a funny parody of a ridiculous story from American culture in the 1990s. Julie Brown is a comic queen and extremely underrated performer. Check this movie out for yourself!

This movie has been released on DVD by Julie Brown herself... and it's available EXCLUSIVELY through her store on EBay... just search for it and you will find it! justjulieproductions is the username!

This video contains two movie shorts starring JULIE BROWN. She has repeatedly shown she is a woman with an enourmous Funny Bone, and this is no exception. My favorite song is "Queen of the Ice". Just hilarious. She should have release all these songs on another album. Already have "Trapped in the body of a White Girl" from the 80's and it was fantastic as well. JUST LOVE HER!!

This film had me as well as anyone I have ever known on the floor gasping for air and tears streaming down their faces from laughter. This is the most jam packed roller coaster ride of absloutely hilarious parodies you have ever seen.

The most memorable moment in the film is when Tanya Harding can't skate and goes crying to the judges because her "panties are too tight". They allow her five minutes to "get bigger panties and get back out there on the ice". After running backstage and beating some helpless waif of a figure skater for her panties Tanya emerges again with the panties over her suit to complete her "duble hussey with a monkey wing" as the announcer putts it. All to have her trip in the end on a Joo Joo Fruit Nancy Karogen is chocking on and shoots into the ring.

When Lorena Bobbit hacks off her husbands joystick and stuffs it into their foreplay sock puppet to take for a ride listening to Michael Bolton's "You Took The Part Of Me That Made Me A Man" I was laughing so hard I almost choked on my retainer. Throughout her segment she throws out such witty lines as "Tonight I'm going to climax like a race horse on drugs," or my all time favorite "NO NO you are going to mount me and I am going to scream like my eyes are being gouged out by rebel extremists! "

This film is the best! With a cameo by Margaret Cho playing Conny Chung who willingly gives Tanya Harding her panties.

One last mentionable seen is when Aksana Baiju has won the gold metal and Nancy Karogen leans in close and whispers to her "You may have won the gold metal.... but I have parents," and she begins to cry.

This "double-feature" Julie Brown vehicle captures the mid-90s scandals of Tonya Harding and Lorena Bobbitt and hilariously parodies them to great effect.

This movie originally aired on Showtime and I'm glad it's available on video, but I can't wait (and I'm holding out hope for) the DVD. I would love to have Julie Brown's hilarious performance of "Queen of the Ice" blasting out of my surround sound! :)

Get this movie...it's great!

I've seen this vidio like 20 times! Gosh, Acadamy Awards should be givin to the writers alone! Smart, smooth, and razor sharp best describe this WELL-DONE parody. BRAVO!

An absolute comedic masterpiece. There are so many funny segments that it's really hard to choose the best one. Be sure to check out the scene where "Nancy Cardigan" is watching television and her stuffed bunny rabbit starts to get romantic ideas. So funny a scene it made my eyes water from laughing so much. Julie Brown is a national treasure.

Julie Brown is HILARIOUS! This movie makes the Harding/Kerrigan and Bobbitt stories even more funny than the real thing. Whoever wrote this movie has a definite talent for comedy, and Julie is great. It is very funny!!!

This one of the "Classics" of the comedy spoofs. Kind of corny but very funny.