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Natural Harvest: A collection of semen-based recipes
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537 of 588 people found the following review helpful
on January 10, 2013
Format: PaperbackVerified Purchase
My girlfriend and I just love this cookbook. She takes care of the actual cooking part and I am responsible for gathering the ingredients. We were delighted to find the ethnic food sections and are exploring the Asian cuisine this week. I gotta tell you though the Cream of Sumyoungguy is not for the faint of heart. It called for 1/2 cup of the err, special sauce. She said it was divine but honestly, I was just too tired to eat.

UPDATE: So it's been several months and I need to update my review. Because the book doesn't have any specific disclaimers I think it's important that readers be warned of potential issues... The first "issue" I experienced was Forearm Imbalance. My co-workers started noticing that my right forearm was considerably more defined and at least 3/4" larger than my left forearm. It's not like Popeye big but it's still pretty embarrassing. I tried some, shall we say, "load balancing" by switching arms for the collection process but my I find my left arm is just inattentive, always in a hurry and not tuned into my needs. Inevitably, I have to switch back to the right arm to get the job done.

The second "issue" is I have recently been diagnosed with Low T. Now, I'm not gonna come right out and say this book as caused my condition but darn it, if there were health risks with gathering ingredients for this book there needs to be a warning label. I mean, even my aspirin bottle says "Do not exceed xx number of pills per day." Can you -overcook- with this cookbook? We need to demand answers. I was extremely close to investing in a food truck and taking some of these dishes (and a few I came up with) to work sites and carnivals all over my state. I had already lined up several work-from-home employees to supplement my ingredient supply line. I just can't in good conscience ask these young men to work 6, 7, 8 hours per day if there is even the slightest chance of adverse effects.

So the bottom line is this: Use this book with caution. Use your head(s). Moderation in all things.
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415 of 459 people found the following review helpful
on December 6, 2012
I learned this lesson the hard way - my used copy arrived all tattered and torn and many of the pages were stuck together. My grandma still loved the gift, but she complains that some of the recipes are too salty for her.
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167 of 208 people found the following review helpful
on December 23, 2013
Format: Kindle Edition
I had to visit 4 separate local homeless shelters to obtain enough ingredients to make Thanksgiving dinner, but it was well worth it. Grandma said the mashed potatoes were the creamiest she ever had.
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74 of 91 people found the following review helpful
on August 24, 2013
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With this cookbook my life has changed! Now my milkshakes bring ALL kinds of boys to the yard! You must buy this book!
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74 of 93 people found the following review helpful
on June 19, 2013
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Some of these dishes are actually delicous, but I would not recommmend the for a planned romantic evening. I was tapped out,if you get my drift.
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33 of 41 people found the following review helpful
on May 2, 2014
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Just casually leave it on the countertop. ;) You never even have to open it.... or DO open it - to the spaghetti recipe on spaghetti night. Works like a charm. Or if it doesn't, it'll help you figure out who needs to be eliminated from your life - ASAP!
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77 of 100 people found the following review helpful
on July 18, 2013
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This cookbook changed my life. I never used to cook. Now I find myself whipping something up almost every day (sometimes two or three times a day). Plus it's so easy. Just this morning I made a bundt cake!
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106 of 146 people found the following review helpful
on December 13, 2012
Mainly because I think it would be awesome for this book to make it to the popular section of amazon.
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10 of 13 people found the following review helpful
on January 11, 2015
Format: Kindle Edition
This book is perfect for the holidays! When I stay with my wife's family, she can do the cooking while her sister and I make the ingredients. This book has changed my life.
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4 of 4 people found the following review helpful
on March 2, 2015
Format: Paperback
Guess who's cumming for Dinner?
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