4 1/4 X 6 3/4 In, 144 Pp, 65 Black & White Illustrations As Long As The Cowboy Has Been The Hero of Our Imaginations, The Cowgirl Has Been Leading Him From Behind. This Charming Gift Book Delivers The Western Woman's Take On Life With Illustrations and Quips Such As "Men-You Can't Live With 'em and You Can's Shoot 'em. " "You Can Warm Your Socks In The Oven, But That Don't Make 'em Biscuits. ""You Can't Keep Trouble From Visitin', But You Don't Have To Offer It A Chair. "
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"If you're fixin' to get yourself a good stallion, don't go lookin' in the donkey corral."
--This text refers to an alternate Paperback edition.About the Author
Gladiola Montana is a pseudonym intended to represent all the strong and savvy ranch women in the West. She is also the author of many Western mini's. She often pardners with Texas Bix Bender on other books of western humor and wisdom.
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Great gift for your cowgirl friends!,
This review is from: Never Ask A Man The Size of His Spread (Paperback)
Although short, this hilarious book of quotes will make any country girl laugh until she has tears in her eyes. Highly recommend for anyone who wants a good giggle!
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Cowboys like a good laugh too!,
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This review is from: Never Ask A Man The Size of His Spread (Paperback)
A good crop of one-liners.At the price of Greeting cards these days;why not give him/her a copy of this little gem.It'll produce a lot of laughs.Personally,I'm dying to pass my copy along.
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A Gal's Guide to Life,
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This review is from: Never Ask A Man The Size of His Spread (Paperback)
From love to bring'in the cows in this book covers it. Full of the sassiest sayings and the best rules to live by, it will never let a gal down. "Don't try and drown your sorrows- they know how to swim!"
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Callin' women the weaker sex makes about as much sense as callin' men the stronger one. Read the first page New!
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Callin' women the weaker sex makes about as much sense as callin' men the stronger one. Read the first page New!
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Front Cover | First Pages | Back Cover | Surprise Me!
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books
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- Don't Squat With Yer Spurs On! II (Bk.2) by Texas Bix Bender in Front Matter
- Grieving the Death of a Friend by Harold Ivan Smith in Back Matter
- Just One Fool Thing After Another - A Cowfolk's Guide to Romance by Texas Bix Bender in Front Matter
- Laughing Stock -A Cow's Guide to Life by Texas Bix Bender in Back Matter
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