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I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like: A Comprehensive Compilation of History's Greatest Analogies, Metaphors, and Similes [Hardcover]

Mardy Grothe
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Book Description

August 5, 2008

The murals in restaurants are on a par with the food in museums.

America is an enormous frosted cupcake in the middle of millions of starving people.

Critics are like pigs at the pastry cart.

Describing something by relating it to another thing is the essence of metaphorical thought. It is one of the oldest activities of humankind—and one of the most impressive when done skillfully. Throughout history, many masters of metaphor have crafted observations that are so spectacular they have taken up a permanent residence in our minds.

In I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like, quotation maven Dr. Mardy Grothe fixes his attention on the three superstars of figurative language—analogies, metaphors, and similes. The result is an extraordinary compilation of nearly 2,000 feats of association that will entertain, educate, and occasionally inspire quotation lovers everywhere.

In this intellectual smorgasbord, the author of Oxymoronica and Viva la Repartee explains figurative language in a refreshingly down-to-earth way before taking readers on a tour of history's greatest word pictures. In chapters on wit, love, sex, stage and screen, insults, politics, sports, and more, you will find quotations from Aristotle and Maya Angelou to George Washington and Oprah Winfrey.


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About the Author

Dr. Mardy Grothe is a psychologist, management consultant, and public speaker. He is the author of five previous word-and-language books: I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like, Viva la Repartee, Oxymoronica, Ifferisms, and Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You. A lifelong quotation collector, Dr. Mardy—as he is known to his fans around the globe—is routinely described as a "quotation maven" and is well on his way to becoming America's most popular quotation anthologist. He lives with his wife, Katherine Robinson, in North Carolina.


Product Details

  • Hardcover: 336 pages
  • Publisher: Harper; First Edition edition (August 5, 2008)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0061358134
  • ISBN-13: 978-0061358135
  • Product Dimensions: 5 x 1.1 x 7.1 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 12.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (41 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #38,753 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

More About the Author

Dr. Mardy Grothe is a psychologist, management consultant, marriage counselor, and public speaker. He is the author of six "word & language" books: "Ifferisms," "I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like," "Viva la Repartee," "Oxymoronica," "Never Let a Fool Kiss You or a Kiss Fool You," and "Neverisms" (published in May, 2011). A lifelong quotation collector, Dr. Mardy--as he is known to his fans around the globe--is routinely described as a "quotation maven" and is well on his way to becoming America's most popular quotation anthologist. He lives with his wife, Katherine Robinson, in Southern Pines, North Carolina.

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27 of 28 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Mardy's Done It Again August 11, 2008
Format:Hardcover
I never met a Mardy Grothe book I didn't like. And "I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like" is certainly no exception. In his Introduction, the author describes himself as "a serious quotation collector," and in this newest of his four books, containing nearly 2,000 analogies, metaphors and similes, he provides indisputable evidence of that fact. He has indeed delivered what he promises in the book's subtitle: "A Comprehensive Compilation of History's Greatest Analogies, Metaphors, and Similes."

However, "I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like" is far more than simply a collection of quotations. In his own highly readable, entertaining and informative style, the author tells often fascinating stories behind many of the entries.

I can't imagine any word lover not wanting this delightful volume in his or her library. But be advised! This is not a book to be devoured in one, two or even in a dozen readings. In what he calls his attempt "to compile some of history's greatest word paintings," Mardy Grothe has succeeded beautifully. To fully admire and appreciate these "paintings" will take time, but it will indeed be time very well spent.
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25 of 26 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars another of Mardy Grothe's joyful romps with tropes August 17, 2008
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With "i never metaphor i didn't like" [sic] Dr. Mardy Grothe once again succeeds in deriving both amusement and plenty of food-for-thought from the nuances of figures of speech-this time from metaphor, simile, and analogy. This is another of his books worthy of multiple browsings for examples of linguistic wit, wisdom, pathos, and bathos thoughtfully arranged by subject. Dr. Grothe intersperses the quotations with background information, anecdotes, and reference linkages that enhance the reader's enjoyment and make the book more than just a list of quotations. I've thoroughly perused all of his figure-of-speech books, and I'm sure this one will wind up as well thumbed as his others on my shelf.

His introduction provides a quick brush-up on the characteristics of analogies, metaphors, and similes that is bright and readable without being tedious. And his index by author will be appreciated by anyone seeking specific who-said-whats that are scattered among various topics.

Mardy triumphs again in showing the feedback loop by which our language influences our thoughts and our thoughts influence our language.
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12 of 13 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars A National Treasure! August 11, 2008
Format:Hardcover
Mardy Grothe is a national treasure and so are his books. I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like lives up to Mardy Grothe's platinum standard of wit, wisdom and insight.

It is absolutely amazing that one man has such a comprehensive collections of quotes. It is even more amazing that he has them well-organized into topics. However, the presentation of each quote, painted into a context and story is nothing short of sheer delight.

I am a big fan of Mardy, his books and his "Dr. Mardy's Quotes of the Week" e-newsletter (drmardy.com). If it seems that I might be overstating and exaggerating, then I welcome the reader to purchase a copy in a failed attempt to prove me wrong!
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars This is more than just a fun book.
This book was a great find and while it is humorous, it also gives great insided to the use of metaphors and how they have shaped our language.
Published 17 days ago by kendra rigsby
5.0 out of 5 stars Great guide & reference for writers
Found this to be a valuable book to get the mind moving when trying to write. Well presented, well organized & full of terrific information. Read more
Published 3 months ago by Jerry T. Hughs
5.0 out of 5 stars She loved it.
She thought this was the coolest book...she had no idea how many metaphors there are, and wants to start using them with her friends. Read more
Published 5 months ago by Cecelia Zettlemoyer
1.0 out of 5 stars I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like
I just bought my 3rd copy of this book. I can't seem to hold onto it because I keep giving it away as a present. My writer friends love it.
Published 14 months ago by David Van Allen
5.0 out of 5 stars Great Classroom Reference
I always begin my classes by reading something to get the students thinking. I purchased this book to add to that section of my personal library. They loved it. Read more
Published on February 7, 2011 by stillclickin'
5.0 out of 5 stars Another Wonderful Collection
Dr. Mardy's "i never metaphot i didn't like" is another wonderful collection of great creations with words. Read more
Published on March 25, 2010 by Robert C. Bell
5.0 out of 5 stars A wonderful reference as well as a great rainy day read
Dr. Mardy's compilation is a wonderful reference volume for presenters, writers and other folks with a word bent. As an ardent fan of his weekly e-mail newsletter, "Dr. Read more
Published on March 23, 2010 by John W. Evans
5.0 out of 5 stars Quotations Worth Keeping
I thought I already had most of the great quotations in my personal collection. After reading Dr. Grothe's "I Never Metaphor I Didn't Like", I found that not to be true. Read more
Published on March 4, 2010 by Arthur E. Wills
3.0 out of 5 stars Strong in quantitiy, category and elaboration of origin, but not in...
I wrote a review here on Amazon for the author's "Oxymoronica" with the following praise: "I doubt whether there can be a better concise collection of HQ oxymorons". Read more
Published on February 10, 2010 by ServantofGod
2.0 out of 5 stars I never metaphor I didn't like, (that is, until, this book)
As a collector of metaphors, similes, analogies -- as well as other clever adages and sayings, I was disappointed in this collection. Read more
Published on October 21, 2009 by Herbert L Calhoun
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