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Never an Adult Moment

Austin Lounge LizardsAudio CD
4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)

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listen  2. Hillbillies In A Haunted House 4:35$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen  3. Forty Years Old And I'm Living In My Moms Garage 3:23$1.29  Buy MP3 
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listen  7. The Illusion Travels By Stock Car 3:29$1.29  Buy MP3 
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listen  9. The Me I Used To Be 2:56$1.29  Buy MP3 
listen10. Waitin' On A Call From Don 3:01$1.29  Buy MP3 
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Product Details

  • Audio CD (August 29, 2000)
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Label: Sugarhill
  • ASIN: B00004W5EH
  • Average Customer Review: 4.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (4 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #226,050 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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33 of 36 people found the following review helpful
Format:Audio CD
OK, maybe my title alliteration is needlessly repetitive and self-indulgent, but I was inspired. In "Never An Adult Moment", the hilariously clever new release from the Austin Lounge Lizards, lyrics lead both to laughs and great songs, supported by the Lizards typically excellent arrangements, harmony vocals, and pickin'. The CD opens with "The Grunge Song", a Pearl Jam sendup (I'm guessing..not too familiar with current rock) that includes quiet parts, loud parts, even louder parts, and the "obligatory solo", which is, (you guessed) "needlessly repetitive and self-indulgent."
The cover shows the band in a classroom with banjoist Tom Pittman writing "I will not make fun of the President" on the chalkboard. From the middle school perspective we get "80 Hillbillies in a Haunted House", the Lizards' tribute to that sing-on-the-bus number, "99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall". In this one we count the hillbillies down from 80 (81 if you count Buck's half-dead spouse) down to 1 as they are killed in various gruesome ways (rats, giant moths, flying knives, etc.) from the time they "started playing Billy Billy Billy Bayou" on their fiddles until the last victims "turned to stone" while watching "I Married Joan". In a final twist, when only one hillbilly remains, their numbers increase. You'll have to listen to learn how. (There's a rhyme for "population" that some day I will have to explain to my seven year old.)
As in the classic, "The Golden Triangle", the band finds every possible rhyme for "garage" in the third cut, "40 Years Old and I'm Living In My Mom's Garage", a song about an underemployed artist.
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5 of 6 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars FUNNY Stuff! (a short review) February 17, 2004
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Format:Audio CD
WARNING: these songs are catchy and will stick in your head! You will sing them in the shower and your family will think you have gone mad!
I found this CD in the trash. Amazing what people will throw out these days! NOT a Bluegrass fan--progresive or otherwise--but I sure enjoyed the clever lyrics on this CD. Easy to listen to and gets funnier with each playing. Top notch musicians. Funny, funny stuff!
Note to self: must stop dumpster diving, must buy Lizard CD's.
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4 of 5 people found the following review helpful
4.0 out of 5 stars Die laughing... March 31, 2001
Format:Audio CD
You know, any album with songs called "Rasputin's HMO" and "40 years and old and living in Mom's garage" has got to be good! These guys don't disapoint! I had heard a lot about them, and I checked out this release first and was pretty thrilled. It's probably the funniest album I've ever heard, and stands up to repeat listenings because the songs are so smart and well crafted. If you like Bad Livers, Lyle Lovett, or even Ween, you'll probably enjoy this disc
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4.0 out of 5 stars Another LIzards Treasure September 3, 2013
Format:Audio CD|Verified Purchase
Although not the best of the Lizards repertoire, this is still an enjoyable album. It must be getting hard to be funny all the time.
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