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Never Too Young to Die [VHS]

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For anyone who grew up in the early 80's you know that Vanity(prince's girl) was the bomb.
She stars in this silly low budget flick.
I'm not really sure what the movie is about but if you are a old-school Vanity fan this is a must.
Enjoy and take a trip down memory lane.
Ohh...I almost forgot she is topless in one scene.

Gene Simmons is Velvet Von Ragnar, a psychotic hermaphrodite terrorist with a nightclub act and a plan to taint the world's water supply. His only foe is a teenage John Stamos, whose secret agent father (one-shot Bond George Lazenby) is killed trying to stop him. Action Jackson/Last Dragon/Prince's Sex Dungeon star Vanity is Stamos' love interest who also helps him destroy every bad guy who gets in his way.

Oh, and it opens with a montage of our hero doing gymnastics.

If you don't want to watch this movie I don't want to know you exist.

...seein gene like this is an entertaining trip in itself; decent story and action. very outdated 80's movie but good to see once in a long while.

Gene Simmons in drag,trying to rule the world, John Stamos as a cop who's extremely into his job, what more could you want?

If you saw the movie when it came out, you would realize it was as good as anything else that was out at that time. It has descent action scenes and a great sex scene with Vanity. A must for a KISS fan.

This movie is really not that good. It does star John Stamos, who is trying to avenge his fathers death at the hands of Gene Simmons(KISS). There is really bad writing in this low budget movie, but if you are a Kiss fan you might want to get it because Gene Simmons is in it and plays the villian. Vanity is also in the movie as well. This film is before her great perormance in "Action Jackson". There is a funny scene in the movie, however. Gene Simmons kisses Vanity sticking his tounge down her throat in typical Simmons fashion. Like I said, if you are a Kiss fan,you might watch it because of that reason.