Night of the Avenging Blowfish: A Novel of Covert Operations, Love, and Luncheon Meat [Paperback]

John Welter (Author)

Book Description

Publication Date: January 5, 1994

Secret Service agent Doyle Coldiron gets into hot water before you can say, "Just the facts, ma'am." Soon he's swept up in an outrageous flood of events in this cockeyed look at Washington life and at the confusing business of falling in love in the 1990s. "Among the wittiest American novelists writing today."--Joseph Heller, author of CATCH-22; "Run, don't walk, to your nearest store for NIGHT OF THE AVENGING BLOWFISH."--Milwaukee Journal.

Editorial Reviews

From Publishers Weekly

Humor may be the most personal of all tastes, so it's difficult to forecast how many readers will construe same in Welter's second novel (after Begin to Exit Here ). One problem for many will be the oddly old-fashioned romance between narrator/Secret Service agent Doyle Coldiron and a White House secretary, not to mention Coldiron's mawkish musings on loneliness occasioned by that ill-fated relationship. And that's a big problem because, if the story here is about anything, it is about that romance, seemingly doomed because Natelle, the object of the agent's affections, is a married woman. The rest of the goings-on have to do with a phantom baseball game between the Secret Service and the CIA, and with Coldiron's fall into disfavor when he fails to stop the White House chef from serving Spam to the President and an honored guest (the chef is upset because the President, after eating a hot dog at a baseball game, suggested that he didn't receive such high quality food in the White House). Some of Welter's commentary on the national scene is dead-on. After the fired chef goes on national TV to suggest that the President thinks he's too good for "ordinary food," for instance, the Leader of the Free World embarks on a public diet of Vienna sausages, wieners and the like: "If it came from a dead animal and was held in low culinary esteem, the President made sure he was seen eating it." The overall effort, however, is strained. Suffice it to say that Weltner's humor is most likely an acquired taste.
Copyright 1994 Reed Business Information, Inc.

From Library Journal

Doyle Coldiron, a wisecracking but sensitive U.S. Secret Service agent, deplores his unhappily unmarried status. Miserably in love with Natelle, an already-married secretary to the president, Doyle consoles himself with drinking at the Nevermore Bar & Grill and planning covert "spookball" games between the Secret Service and the CIA. When demoted for failing to prevent the White House chef from serving Spam at a State dinner, Doyle confides in Natelle, who responds by revealing the semi-detached state of her marriage. Although predictable and peopled with characters who function primarily as foils for Doyle's ironic wit, this novel is frolicsome, sexy, and reflective. Similar in tone to Welter's well-received debut, Begin To Exit Here (LJ 3/1/92), it will be in demand by readers of popular fiction. Recommended.
Sheila Riley, Smithsonian Inst. Libs., Washington, D.C.
Copyright 1994 Reed Business Information, Inc.

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Product Details

• Paperback: 313 pages
• Publisher: Algonquin Books; First Edition edition (January 5, 1994)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1565120507
• ISBN-13: 978-1565120501
• Product Dimensions: 8.6 x 5.5 x 0.9 inches
• Shipping Weight: 13.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.4 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (37 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,141,256 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars I laughed so hard I cried, January 21, 1999

By A Customer

This review is from: Night of the Avenging Blowfish: A Novel of Covert Operations, Love, and Luncheon Meat (Paperback)

I was reading this book returning home from a business trip and literally laughed out loud while on a Delta jet, a number of people near me started laughing with me caused they'd not seen anybody laugh while reading. Those near me told me they would get the book when we hit Orlando airport. This man is nuts and a little bit of him is in all of us. What a blast!

4 of 4 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars The funniest book that will send you into a depression., February 14, 2005

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This review is from: Night of the Avenging Blowfish: A Novel of Covert Operations, Love, and Luncheon Meat (Paperback)

John Welter calls up fond memories of Joseph Heller's' Catch-22 with his main characters irreverent logic and uncompromising honesty. This and Catch-22 are two of the only books I've red that made me laugh out loud at least once a page. The big difference is that N.of the A.B.F. is so depressingly sad that at times I was scared to keep reading.

The main character, Doyle Coldiron, is in the Secret Service, along with his wacky co-workers, his job is to protect important and respected people, people whom he believes "don't deserve to be important, much less respected". Doyle spends most of his days fervently contemplating his lonely existence and dreaming of the one woman he loves, even though she is married and he knows that it can never be. Coldiron is a truly likable character and I felt his heartache; what could be better proof of a good book?

Some may say that Welter repeats his ideas (contemplations on loneliness and hurt) too often. However, I believe that he is only trying to impress upon the reader Doyle's' profound loneliness.

I would highly recommend this to any one who liked Yossarian or anyone who likes to laugh. If you're like me, you'll be rooting for Doyle the whole way.

3 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Must read for anyone with a quirky sense of the world., May 4, 1998

By A Customer

This review is from: Night of the Avenging Blowfish: A Novel of Covert Operations, Love, and Luncheon Meat (Paperback)

The funniest book I've ever read, and yet it touches me with the main character's underlying sadness and longing. Love Welter's sense of irony and quirky insights.