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Night Calls: The Movie 2

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Excellent for a single X movie. Good (and often funny) plot. Probably too many lezbo scenes, but other than that, it's excellent.

First off, for those who are wondering if this version is the same as "Night Calls: The Movie 2," it is. This is just a different edition of the same film. The film starts with no particular plot in mind, just an introduction to the many attractive characters that make up the main story that starts about fifteen minutes in. There are many steamy scenes with a wide variety of girls and situations, enough to fog up the screen with their heavy breathing time and again. That alone would have been enough to garner this movie a 3-star rating. What bumps it up a notch is the great mixture of looney-tunes style slap-stick with "Benny Hill" cinematography and some very humorous sound effects editing. The main story is, on the whole, an X-rated version of "It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World." There is an inheritance to be had of 9 million dollars. If the three participants and their friends can find all the clues and piece them together before sunset, with the frequent stop along the way to make love in some fashion or another, they will be filthy rich. Instead of trying to find a big "W" they are trying to find the "X" where the loot is hidden. There are plenty of blondish one-liners(like the title of this review) and hordes of double-entendres to be had through the course of the film. The DVD is split into 12 chapters, though there are no extras to be had here other than a few outtakes spliced into the final credits Jackie Chan style. This movie is a big wad of dumb fun filled with crazy situations and lots of playful acting from all concerned. When I wasn't completely engrossed with the beautiful females I was laughing at all the absurdity and eventually I realized I simply had to recommend this movie. Here's a quote to remember from the film: "Yippy...kye...yay!!!" I won't ruin the scene by relating it here, but I actually had to pause the film I was laughing so hard. All the women here are gorgeous, the dialogue is often very funny, and the cartoonish style in which it is made is very entertaining. This is definitely worth picking up.

This is a big change from what I typically see in softcore movies. But I liked it. If you have to come up with some story line to link together a bunch of hot sex scenes, you might as well have fun with it. But unlike a lot of over-the-top softcore "comedies" (mostly from the John Bacchus division of Seduction Cinema) this movie never forgets what the viewer wants to see. This movie is quality sex and T&A from start to finish. There are roughly nine sex scenes. Four are boy/girl, two are girl/girl, one is girl solo, one is two girls solo, and one is boy/girl/girl. I use the word roughly, because some of the scenes are pretty short.

The women are all beautiful and super hot. This is an A list cast all the way. Maria Ford owned this movie. She was in three scenes that were as good as anything she's ever done. And when she wasn't participating in sex scenes, the producers made the excellent decision to have her running around in the skimpiest outfits available. Juli, Doria, Amber Newman, Nancy O'Brien, and Stephanee LaFleur all did great as well. Doria and Amber were in one of the lesbian scenes. Juli and Nancy were in the other one. Amber Newman also had an excellent masturbation scene.

However, I can't say I was completely blown away by it. As I said above, some of the sex scenes are short. Too short for me. And although there was plenty of skin on display between the sex scenes, skin alone does not make a great softcore movie.

I still recommend it though.

It's quite explicit for a "mainstream" film; i.e., not XXX. For my money, Amber Newman wins the race for the sexiest girl. Unfortunately, Stephanee LaFleur makes only brief appearance; she's one of my personal favorites.

A lot of nudity in this movie and a lot of T's. The movie was funny but could of been better. The water noodle horse looking thing gets annoying. Overall, this was a great movie.

To my mind, the best part of this so-so film is the one featuring Amber Newman, one of the best ... simulators in the soft core genre.
The appeal of Julie Ashton has always eluded me. I know she has been in many XXX films and has made a success of herself perhaps through sheer exposure (no pun intended). However, I find her squeeky voice and general manner annoying.
The character of the monk I found was distracting and poorly acted.

What can I say, this movie doesn't pretend to be anything more than what it is...a sexy romp! It's simple, silly and fun. But most of all it has beautiful nude women. Amber Newman is gorgeous, playful, sexy and hot in her big...scene.