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Nikos the Impaler

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I had really low expectations for this movie because of the low rating that it has on IMDB, but I loved it and I realized that it has a low rating only because most of the people that rated it badly took it seriously when it's a movie that really shouldn't be taken seriously! Honestly, the only reasons why Andreas Schnaas's movies have such low ratings is because they have bad acting, because they're not very well made and because they're stupid! Ok, those are good reasons to trash a lot of movies, but not low budget gory movies! Andreas' movies are very entertaining, funny (in a stupid way) and gory and that's all that they're supposed to be! People who hate movies because of bad acting shouldn't be allowed to review low budget gory movies because acting isn't important in those movies! Anyway, this movie is very entertaining, it has a few funny parts (like the part with Lloyd Kaufman and Debbie Rochon, the part when Hitler gets killed in a gory way, etc...), the acting isn't too bad compared to the acting in the director's other movies, the soundtrack is pretty good, it has a nice shower scene that looks like something from a porno (:p) and it's VERY gory (and most of the effects are awesome! But I have to say that the effects are much better in the first 50 minutes. A lot of the effects after that aren't really good... It's like the special effects guys got tired)!

For gore fans ONLY. You're not a fan of low budget gory movies and you hate bad acting? Don't watch it or watch it, but don't rate it because your opinion on low budget gory movies is pretty much worthless. Low budget gory movies should be rated based on how entertaining and gory they are.

Very little plot this is all about the body count, like the other reviewer said this is for gore fans only.