*She's on a mission to kill the man who loves her. Why? Because he's an idiot. Ten years ago, Nina Kimberly the Merciless was cheated out of the life of adventure that she truly deserves. Her father, the fearsome barbarian conqueror Marcus the Merciless, met his first and only defeat at the hands of, well... a gopher hole. Ever since this epic humiliation, she and the rest of the horde have been stuck in the rural backwater kingdom of Langia. Now Francis IX, the idiotic king, has decided that he and Nina should be married. She can't kill him without starting a succession war, but the alternatives? Eww! Nina has long yearned for a hero to sweep her up on a glorious quest, but Francis' unwanted affections have forced her hand. No more waiting for a quest to find *her*, it's time to get proactive. She sets off into the big wide world, but the King decides to tag along, complete with a security spell to alert the Kingdom if he's killed. Nina is forced to swallow her pride and keep him safe... at least until she can find a way to break the spell. But nothing is ever simple in the life of a barbarian princess, and nothing is ever quite what it appears. The dragon is a pacifist (sometimes). The handsome rogue is a con-artist, but who is he conning? And even the wizard has a few surprises in store. While seeking the answer to all her problems, Miss the Merciless discovers that what she's always wanted may not actually be what she *wants*. *Nina Kimberly the Merciless* is a comic coming of age story filled with magic, mayhem and mercenaries, but mercy? Never.
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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
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"Nina Kimberly the Merciless" is a delightful high fantasy novel, packed with action, suspense ... and enough comedy to keep you giggling long after you finish the book. Author Christiana Ellis brings a sword-sharp wit to this work, and masterfully blends the best elements of the fantasy genre with humor, all packaged in a smartly-crafted tale. A must-read.
12 of 12 people found the following review helpful
By Grammar Girl
Format:Paperback
I loved the podcast version of this book and am excited to see it out in print. It's gift time! Nina Kimberly breaks all the princess boundaries. She's sassy, adventurous, and won't take any guff from the dumb prince who thinks she's his babe. Very entertaining.
9 of 9 people found the following review helpful
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Nina Kimberly the Merciless is an exciting, clever and best of all, fun story to read. The characters have a richness and depth that is rare even in the most self-possessing story and you will find yourself cheering (and booing) as they make their ways through.
For all you ladies who have ever experienced a clod of a suitor or boyfriend or husband, you will have the chance to live vicariously through Nina. Not only does she experience the same problems you have, but she actually does something about it. A quality you will find amusing.
Nina is a truly different heroine and a joy to behold. Just ask her. Or else!
Treat yourself and pick up Nina Kimberly the Merciless.
For all you ladies who have ever experienced a clod of a suitor or boyfriend or husband, you will have the chance to live vicariously through Nina. Not only does she experience the same problems you have, but she actually does something about it. A quality you will find amusing.
Nina is a truly different heroine and a joy to behold. Just ask her. Or else!
Treat yourself and pick up Nina Kimberly the Merciless.
Most Recent Customer Reviews
4.0 out of 5 stars
NK the Merciless is good
A pleasurable reading quite surprising in the outcome, you must read with a great deal of attention, the clue is there but it is hard to catch. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Luca A. G.
1.0 out of 5 stars
Horrible Book
I think I bought this book without downloading a sample first because of all the great reviews. I will was novice kindle owner then and have not made that mistake again. Read more
Published on December 17, 2010 by Kimberly Walker
3.0 out of 5 stars
Amusing, fun; probably not a classic
I've got to admit that I bought this book because the title amused me, which may be a first. On entering the text, I found myself a little confused as the settings were classic... Read more
Published on October 6, 2010 by Aaron Smith
5.0 out of 5 stars
Here's a review not written on May 15th!
Refreshing, laugh-out-loud funny, and unpredictable, this is an amazing first novel by Christiana Ellis. Read more
Published on August 12, 2010 by J. Hilton
5.0 out of 5 stars
Wonderful satiric fantasy!
This is the kind of book I wish I'd written. Full of sass, snark, and wonderful satiric humor, it was difficult to put down at the end of the day. Read more
Published on October 16, 2009 by Elise Bond
5.0 out of 5 stars
The funniest thing I've read this year that wasn't written by Peter...
A solid story, interesting characters, some of the older tropes of fantasy sometimes subtly subverted and other times brilliantly mocked, and even a well placed Terminator... Read more
Published on October 9, 2009 by Brian D. Webber
5.0 out of 5 stars
Fun Fantasy read
Nina kicks a** and takes names. Miss the Merciless goes on a quest to find herself that is filled with adventure and humor. Christiana Ellis rocks!
Published on September 13, 2009 by William L. Vernon Jr.
1.0 out of 5 stars
zoinks
Not suspicious at all how EVERY review of this book was made on the same day. (sarcarsm)
Published on August 23, 2009 by Pete Moss
5.0 out of 5 stars
Heroes and dragons and quests, oh my!
The podcast world has long known Christiana Ellis to be a funny, brilliant, clever and (insert superlative of your choice here) writer. Read more
Published on May 15, 2009 by Library Lady
5.0 out of 5 stars
Heroes and quests and dragons, oh my!
The podcast world has long known Christiana Ellis to be a funny, brilliant, clever and (insert superlative of your choice here) writer. Read more
Published on May 15, 2009 by Library Lady
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