Nina Kimberly the Merciless (Paperback)

~ Christiana Ellis (Author)

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*She's on a mission to kill the man who loves her. Why? Because he's an idiot. Ten years ago, Nina Kimberly the Merciless was cheated out of the life of adventure that she truly deserves. Her father, the fearsome barbarian conqueror Marcus the Merciless, met his first and only defeat at the hands of, well... a gopher hole. Ever since this epic humiliation, she and the rest of the horde have been stuck in the rural backwater kingdom of Langia. Now Francis IX, the idiotic king, has decided that he and Nina should be married. She can't kill him without starting a succession war, but the alternatives? Eww! Nina has long yearned for a hero to sweep her up on a glorious quest, but Francis' unwanted affections have forced her hand. No more waiting for a quest to find *her*, it's time to get proactive. She sets off into the big wide world, but the King decides to tag along, complete with a security spell to alert the Kingdom if he's killed. Nina is forced to swallow her pride and keep him safe... at least until she can find a way to break the spell. But nothing is ever simple in the life of a barbarian princess, and nothing is ever quite what it appears. The dragon is a pacifist (sometimes). The handsome rogue is a con-artist, but who is he conning? And even the wizard has a few surprises in store. While seeking the answer to all her problems, Miss the Merciless discovers that what she's always wanted may not actually be what she *wants*. *Nina Kimberly the Merciless* is a comic coming of age story filled with magic, mayhem and mercenaries, but mercy? Never.

Product Details

• Paperback: 304 pages
• Publisher: Dragon Moon Press (May 15, 2009)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1896944957
• ISBN-13: 978-1896944951
• Product Dimensions: 8.4 x 5.5 x 1 inches
• Shipping Weight: 14.4 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 4.9 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (28 customer reviews)
• Amazon.com Sales Rank: #526,542 in Books (See Bestsellers in Books)

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12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Mordor meets Monty Python, May 15, 2009

By	J. C. Hutchins "www.JCHutchins.net" (Florida) - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

"Nina Kimberly the Merciless" is a delightful high fantasy novel, packed with action, suspense ... and enough comedy to keep you giggling long after you finish the book. Author Christiana Ellis brings a sword-sharp wit to this work, and masterfully blends the best elements of the fantasy genre with humor, all packaged in a smartly-crafted tale. A must-read.

12 of 12 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A Fun Romp, May 15, 2009

By	Grammar Girl (Reno, NV United States) - See all my reviews

I loved the podcast version of this book and am excited to see it out in print. It's gift time! Nina Kimberly breaks all the princess boundaries. She's sassy, adventurous, and won't take any guff from the dumb prince who thinks she's his babe. Very entertaining.

9 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars A fun-filled romp, May 15, 2009

By	Michell Plested "irreverant muse" - See all my reviews (REAL NAME)

Nina Kimberly the Merciless is an exciting, clever and best of all, fun story to read. The characters have a richness and depth that is rare even in the most self-possessing story and you will find yourself cheering (and booing) as they make their ways through.

For all you ladies who have ever experienced a clod of a suitor or boyfriend or husband, you will have the chance to live vicariously through Nina. Not only does she experience the same problems you have, but she actually does something about it. A quality you will find amusing.

Nina is a truly different heroine and a joy to behold. Just ask her. Or else!

Treat yourself and pick up Nina Kimberly the Merciless.