Prudery alert: the book contains poems that will cause prudes to suffers fits of indignation. Normal people will simply break down in gales of laughter and merriment. Nine Inch Will Please a Lady is a collection of "smuttery"--poems and songs that have been condemned or banned by prudes as smut at one time or another. It is the first anthology of its kind every openly published in this country, and contains selections by Robert Burns, Alexander Pope, Rudyard Kipling, Jonathon Swift, and many others. There is also a collection of the smuttiest limericks of all time.
