Ninja Burger: Honorable Employee Handbook [Paperback]

Michael Fiegel (Author), Ken Lustig (Collaborator), Corey Mosher (Collaborator), Lee Garvin (Contributor)

Book Description

Publication Date: May 30, 2006

Welcome to the world of Ninja Burger. As a new employee, you are entitled to a host of benefits. Free uniforms, free meals, free health care (expect to use that a lot). However, you do not get a free handbook. That's why we're providing you with this Honorable Employee Handbook, your guide to the ins, outs, ups and downs of Ninja Burger. You'll learn to Cook, Clean, Drive, Fight and above all else what it takes to be a REAL Ninja.

This Handbook includes:

* Ninja Burger History

* Basic Training - Combat tips, Fitness, and more

* Cooking Class - Safety, Recipes, Food Fighting, and more

* Dispatch & Delivery - Etiquette, Driving Tips, and more

* Employee Guidelines - Salary & Benefits, Health Coverage and more

* Plus the Ninja Burger application, menu, employee newsletter and much more

You WILL discover the Ninja Burger Honorable Employee Handbook, or you will DIE!!!

Editorial Reviews

Review

"...worth purchasing if you're the sort of person who has bought ... Real Ultimate Power: the Official Ninja Book." -- Chad Underkoffler, Underkoffler's Overview, February 26, 2005

Product Details

• Paperback: 96 pages
• Publisher: Citadel (May 30, 2006)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 080652796X
• ISBN-13: 978-0806527963
• Product Dimensions: 8.1 x 4.7 x 0.5 inches
• Shipping Weight: 8 ounces
• Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (8 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #953,207 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)
  • #19 in Books > 4-for-3 Books > Entertainment > Humor > Cooking
  • #40 in Books > 4-for-3 Books > Entertainment > Humor > Business

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8 of 9 people found the following review helpful:

4.0 out of 5 stars "A dead customer is not a paying customer.", May 30, 2006

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LB the PDD (Indianapolis, IN USA) - See all my reviews

This review is from: Ninja Burger: Honorable Employee Handbook (Paperback)

"A dead customer is not a paying customer." - good thing to know as an employee of Ninja Burger. This is just one of the many things you'll learn in reading Ninja Burger: Honorable Employee Handbook. Good for a laugh, this quick read will appeal to lovers of Fark.com, ninjas, and/or fast food employees.

2 of 3 people found the following review helpful:

5.0 out of 5 stars Best book on Ninja Burger ever, September 27, 2007

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Michael P. Guidetti - See all my reviews
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This review is from: Ninja Burger: Honorable Employee Handbook (Paperback)

I highly recommend this book to fans of Ninja Burger! (And even people who haven't seen the light of Ninja Burger) It really added a lot to the concept of the site. The pictures were great, and the writing and format was excellent.
You'll almost swear that you're actually an employee being prepared for the rigors of working at a franchise. It's a fantastic and funny resource for anyone that wants a little more insight into this mysterious fast food chain. It was also one of the funniest humor books I ever read.

5.0 out of 5 stars Hiarious, October 28, 2011

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This review is from: Ninja Burger: Honorable Employee Handbook (Paperback)

It is hilarious to begin with, and it keeps getting funnier as it goes along. From basic combat training to cleaning the toilets, you will have a lot of laughs reading the troubles being in the ninja delivery service. This is a must-have for anyone who is a fan of ninjas and good old fashion ninja humor.