Customer Reviews

Ninja Empire [VHS]

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If your looking for plot, character development, humor, action, comprehensability this may not be your movie. On the other hand if you'ld enjoy seeing lots of tiny japenese girls doing arobics while fending off hoards of invading ninja's using only beach towels and the occational slap this is your movie. This movie is so type defining I had to watch it 3 times (there's no way you'll finish it on your first attempt). It would appear the the director took two other movies and removed all the unecessary (and necessary) plot and left us with a ample supply of jiggling. So my suggestion to you is buy this movie because no rental store in the mind will have it available to rent.

TRACKING, PIXALATED, GRAINY AND A WASTE OF TIME!!! You can 't even make out who is who!!!! DON 'T BUY IT OR WATCH IT FOR FREE!

this ninja empire has japanese boobage and no plot
the other ninja empire, which is the one i was searching for when i came across this one, is pretty good too. it has a plot but its kinda confusing, theres two rape scenes but you only really get to see one, its a REALLY good movie, i picked it up because i figured it would be poorly dubbed... and it was only 4 dollars, i was right, the dubbing is pretty bad but all in all its a good movie... at least i thought so...