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Ninja of the Magnificience [VHS]

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wow. That was all I could say after I had laughed my behind off watching this movie. It was spectacular. Single handedly the BEST ninja movie ever made. It was so cheesy, so stereotypical of goofy ninja movies that I wasn't sure if it was a ninja spoof or not. I saw the box at the video store and knew instantly it would be classic. I watched it with friends on prom night, and boy was it a hit. I really liked the headbands on all the white ninjas that say "ninja" on them. I also liked how the two plots were totally unrelated and ridiculous. The two ninja masters were white and they had names like "Ferris" and "Ross". But my absolute favorite part was when the monk fell off the bridge when he wasn't wearing a shirt but suddenly had a parachute!?!?!? What the heck!? BUY THIS MOVIE!

"What was that?"
"Oh, just a ninja."

Lines like that make this movie the absolute best ninja movie since the creation of ninja movies.

I laughed until I stopped.

What first attracted my attention was the shiny box which held the tape at the video store. Thankfully I wasn't disappointed. The great things about this movie include not-so-special effects, cheap costumes, poor dubbing, ridiculous dialogue, and two completely un-related plot lines. This movie instantly made it to my top ten along with such greats as "Rana: the Legend of Shadow Lake", "Die,Sister,Die!", and "Rats!: Night of Terror".