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No Cure for Cancer [Live]

Denis LearyAudio CD
3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (87 customer reviews)

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  • Audio CD (January 12, 1993)
  • Original Release Date: January 12, 1993
  • Number of Discs: 1
  • Format: Live
  • Label: A&M
  • ASIN: B000005IKZ
  • Average Customer Review: 3.5 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (87 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #55,484 in Music (See Top 100 in Music)

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Denis Leary's stance as an unregenerate, chain-smoking, meat-eating, angry young man is intense, to say the least. But his act made him a star for one reason: His jokes are funny. No Cure for Cancer is drawn mostly from Leary's one-man show of the same name, which is full of tough love for '90s therapy-addicted crybabies, and no-holds-barred advice for idiots (which is to say, anyone who gets in Leary's way). Head for the hills when he picks up a guitar, as he does on several ill-advised comedic songs here, but listen up when Leary's straight talk makes perfect (and hilarious) sense. To crack addicts, for example, his message is simple: "Never do a drug named after a part of your own ass." --Daniel Durchholz

Product Description

Comic riffs from the hit Off-Broadway show that landed Denis gigs with MTV and various Nike commercials, most notably the one with Bo Jackson ("I think you hear me comin' ") that he sneers all the way through. But then, Denis is always sneering! Funny guy, though.

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30 of 37 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars No Cure For Bad Comedy August 8, 2001
By alias
Format:Audio CD
I bought this album because of the track, A*#%ole, which still raises a smile, but only just. A couple of years after buying it, I discovered a comedian called Bill Hicks, and I am here to tell you, Hicks is the MAN! He is the greatest standup, funnier because his material is deeper than 95% of other comics (Woody Allen, Lenny Bruce and Richard Pryor probably the exceptions). I don't want this to sound like an advertisement for Hicks, but if you're reading this and think Leary is great, Hicks will blow your mind; besides, the Gospel of Hicks needs to be spread. If you listen to No Cure For Cancer then listen to Hicks' 1989 album, Dangerous, you'll find many similarites. Even Bill knew that Leary had pillaged his material, and Bill had this to say of Leary: "I stole his act. I camouflaged it with punchlines, and to really throw people off, I did it before he did." ...
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33 of 42 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Funny, yet forged December 21, 2000
Format:Audio CD
When this CD first surfaced in the mid 90's people were falling over themselves with laughter, I remember hearing "That Leary guy is HYSTERICAL!" I too agree, he did a good set on this cd, and it's a great first appearance on disc. Shortly after, I found out where that talent was coming from...Bill Hicks. Do yourself a big favor: get a Hicks CD. Leary is a puppet, mimicking only the finer parts of Bill Hicks career by cutting-and-pasting good material into his average shtick. If you don't know who Bill Hicks is, I don't blame you for being uninformed, I only ask that you go find out.
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21 of 26 people found the following review helpful
Format:Audio CD
Is Denis Leary listenable? Probably-- But when you can listen to the real thing, why would you settle for second best? Check out Bill Hicks' comedy albums-- or check out the book AMERICAN SCREAM (recent bio of Bill Hicks) which details the bits Leary stole from Hicks.
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43 of 56 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars Denis Leary rips off Bill Hicks January 29, 1999
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
Anyone who has listened to the great comedian Bill Hicks will recognize where Denis Leary gets all his best stuff. Leary was a ho-hum Boston journeyman until Hicks died & Leary appropriated all his stuff. Considering the title of this CD, it's ironic that Hicks died of Cancer. If there was a cure for cancer, Leary wouldn't have a career. A pox on this plagiarist. Point your Browser to the Bill Hicks section and get the real thing. I recommend "Rant in E-Minor."
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20 of 25 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars No Cure For Theft May 21, 2002
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
Wow... That's all I can say after listening to this CD. This CD has so much stolen material on it, that I doubt that Leary even bought the clothes that he was wearing on the cover photo. Almost everything that you hear on this was done by Bill Hicks -a much smarter, more inventive, way funnier comedian. It isn't just that Leary stole the bits - he virtually lifts them word for word. He also stole from several comedians in the Boston area that were of that time (mid 1980s). Even his ending bit - about how we only kill the cute animals was stolen... I know - I was around then. In buying this CD, I just had to hear for myself. Sure enough, it was a tremendous disapointment to hear several comedian's routines being paraded before me. Honestly, save your money and buy any of Bill Hick's CD's. They are MUCH MUCH FUNNIER, and worth far more.
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1.0 out of 5 stars All Hail Hicks September 24, 1999
By A Customer
Format:Audio CD
I used to think this CD was funny until I heard the original material done by the guy Dennis stole it from, Bill Hicks. Some of the material on this is taken nearly word-for-word from Hicks' performances. I hope that Dennis is happy that he is a recognized icon of comedy and all he had to do was rip off a dead man and a true iconoclast. The Flying Saucers are coming for you Dennis, and they ain't happy...
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22 of 28 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars It's true - it's all stolen from Bill Hicks. August 22, 2002
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Yes, Denis Leary is funny. Yes, this CD is funny. But, the reason it's funny is because it's completely stolen from the late, great Bill Hicks. With Bill no longer around, Denis gets all the adulation. But, even with Bill gone, one thing still remains true: Bill did it better. For evidence, listen to any of Bill's CDs (they're ALL in print now). Bill had much more wit and intelligence than Leary, who takes Hicks' material and simply amps it up to meth-addict level. And it doesn't make it funnier. And it makes it less deep. Honestly, people, you will be astonished when you compare Leary to Hicks and will most likely not think the same way about Denis ever again. You may even lose all respect for him. Why, you may ask, do so many people take pains to point this out in their reviews on this site? Because Bill Hicks, having died young and having never become "mainstream," may very well fade into obscurity if no one keeps his memory (and work) alive. And this would be a crime as Bill was, along with Sam Kinison & George Carlin, one of the most cutting edge and hilarious comics of the '80s and '90s. If Leary's act was not such a blatant act of plagarism, this CD would rate 4-5 stars. But is is. And it doesn't.
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19 of 24 people found the following review helpful
1.0 out of 5 stars No cure for plagarism. September 24, 2003
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Format:Audio CD
This album has a lot of funny material. Unfortunately, it was originally written & performed by the late, great Bill Hicks. For proof, pick up Hicks' CDs - you'll find some jokes lifted word for word. And, Bill died (far too young) from cancer. Is Denis trying to confess his sins through the title of his show/CD? So, even though there are laughs to be had, I cannot support a comic who stole everything lock, stock, and barrel from a superior, deceased comedian.
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5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
hilarity ensues
Published 1 month ago by Dean
5.0 out of 5 stars XD
denis leary is always good for a giggle. he's brutally honest in the best way and it just makes me laugh
Published 4 months ago by sinn
5.0 out of 5 stars The songs rock
Look, buy this if you want to laugh. The songs at the beginning and end are just hilarious as the jokes in between.
Published 8 months ago by Vernon E. Parker III
1.0 out of 5 stars Incomplete and overpriced.
INCOMPLETE, do not waste money on this download, the rant he makes about his father is completely gone! Read more
Published 10 months ago by Mateusz Ziajski
5.0 out of 5 stars Great CD
This product was great. This CD is hard to find, and there was a great price on it as well. If you love filthy-mouthed bonedry comedy, Denis Leary has it all in this standup... Read more
Published 11 months ago by Justin Shearer
5.0 out of 5 stars No cure for cancer
Again, anything by Denis I am a big fan of. Great guy, I will buy anything he puts out and have never yet been disappointed by him. But then I share his wacky sense of humour.
Published 11 months ago by RosemarieMenassas
4.0 out of 5 stars Hicks Fans: Give It a Rest
An inside joke among stand-up comedians goes like this:

Question: Why is Denis Leary a star and Bill Hicks not?
Answer: Because there's no cure for cancer. Read more
Published 15 months ago by DoctorJoeE
5.0 out of 5 stars Denis Leary Review
What can I say, Denis is hilarious and hits the nail on the head with the state of society today. He's as in tune to America as was George Carlin.
Published 18 months ago by Michael B. Orlando
2.0 out of 5 stars Whole lot of filler
Sorry Dennis I think your great but this collection is pretty weak. As far as all the allegations of plagiarism i could really car less. No cure for cancer was crazy funny. Read more
Published on August 10, 2012 by David M. Sasso
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome CD!
I remember the first time I heard this CD,I could not stop laughing.Every single track is just hillarious! You'll be laughing your a** off the whole way through it. Read more
Published on June 25, 2012 by SideshowBob
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