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No More Bobs

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No More Bobs is not just about a woman who can't find the right man (and for whom all the wrong men just happen to share the same name). It's about a single mother, struggling to make ends meet while pursuing her dream. This is a great book--funny, light, sweet, and compelling. The characters in this book are so unique and well-defined that I never had trouble remembering who they all were and what was going on, in spite of having to put the book down for days at a time because of the holidays (and even losing it for an entire week, at one point). Super reading. I can't wait for more by this author!!

No More Bobs is a funny and enjoyable look into the life of writer Madison Lawhon, who has a rather Bob-filled dating past. Take it from a Bob, no good can come of that.
Madison's story opens with an appearance on a morning television program with a fat woman who speaks to animals and a voodoo doctor, and swiftly begins to add odd characters. Madison's dating history of toads suddenly means more than we think, as the fun cast begins to interact in this well-written tale.
Cynthia Borris's book should be on everyone's Christmas list this year. If not remember, No More Bobs in 2004! You'll be glad you did. Believe me, I know.

No More Bobs is a fun-filled romp into the life of Madison Lawhon, a single mom with a Bob problem-all the guys she has dated were named Bob and all were less than dream dates. Add to the mix: Jack Graham,a man with an agenda; a cast full of quirky characters; and some weird science that includes an aphrodisiac and mutated frogs and you're in for a good time. All in all, a very enjoyable read.

Madison Lawhon, the American original who is the heroine of California writer Cynthia Borris's first novel, No More Bobs, not only dances provocatively around thong in hand but guides us through a comic maze inhabited by an intriguing cast of wacky characters, including determined playboys, inept stalkers, and psychic donut makers.

Add a dash of weird science and some freaky frogs into this mix set in the mythical city of Pelican Point, California, and the result is tour de force of frolic and fun in the life of a woman with a "Bob problem."

You see, Madison is a writer and single mom who has dated some seven Bobs in her quest for possible connubial bliss. Unfortunately, every toad of a date she kisses gives a raspy croak and never changes into Prince Charming.

Madison's mother, a well-meaning woman of faith, prays and asks God for a man for Madison - one not named Bob. When a psychic donut maker lands on her doorstep, Madison decides God isn't listening. Meanwhile, her mother's wayward prayer gains strength, as soon, a stranger and potential love interest, Jack Graham, arrives in town.

However, there is interference in Madison's life in the form of Philip Bentley, Madison's former lover, the town playboy and a man of charm, intelligence and power. He is used to getting what he wants--until he tangles with Madison that is. He is determined to win her back and funds a secret project to produce a designer aphrodisiac which he hopes, will put Madison in his power.

Naturally, a true aphrodisiac does not remain secret for very long. Enter an assortment of characters as mangy as Isabelle, the harlot cat with half a tail, all looking to share that love potion at any cost. The resulting web of plot entanglements is hilarious indeed.

Ms. Borris's novel proves the axiom that the most successful stories derive theme and plot from character, of which she is a master. I cannot help but admire the subtle ear for dialogue and attention to detail and situation with which she creates her memorable characters.

What I also like about this book is that unlike so many slice-of-life stories, No More Bobs is really funny! And not just funny either, but full of interesting characters and quirky plot turns.

In reading the novel, I found myself completely engrossed in the characters and their movements in this rather intricate and hilarious story. Since Ms. Borris has fleshed out Madison into a truly three-dimensional character, I gained much insight into some of the more tantalizing aspects of the feminine psyche. I also found myself empathizing (from a male perspective) with Madison's desire to be a successful writer and have successful relationships.

Cynthia Borris has the gift of a true comic imagination. To my delight, I find that she also has the even rarer gift to create believable characters who dance so gracefully to the music of her marvelous comedy.

I bought No More Bobs for my girlfriend and ended up reading it myself first. Great characters, terrific wit and just plain fun. Made my day.

No More Bobs is a comedy/mystery. The plot is filled with twists and turns, memorable characters, and too many Bobs. Loved Denny. Loved the mother. Even Isabelle, the harlot cat, with a stub of a tail steals the show.

The author does a great job bringing all the characters together, taking the reader into the scene, and delivering the goods. I swear I can taste the cajun chicken wings. This book will make an outstanding movie! I highly recommend this novel and can't wait to see who is cast as Madison and Jack.

No More Bobs has just the right combination of humor and mystery to keep a reader happily engrossed. Author Cynthia Borris has created a delightful cast of characters and her talent for description brings the novel's setting truly to life. One of the best things about summer is finding a stack of fun books to read, and No More Bobs makes the top of the list.

I am neither a professional critic nor a book reviewer but I bought this book to give to a friend who had a boyfriend named...you guessed it, Bob. I wound up reading it myself and totally enjoyed it. It was fun, funny and well written with a great eye for scene discription. The charactors are well fleshed out and, although some are not really believable as real human beings, comedy is exageration of the truth after all, they are funny. I enjoyed it immensely and recommend it to all who like a light romantic comedy. As a Bay Area resident, I enjoyed trying to guess what real landmarks were given the ficticious names of the settings. Ms Borris has a very nice storytelling style and I look forward to reading her again, hopefully in the not-too-distant future.

This story tickled me immensly while cluing me to the fact we men and our self secret rituals, are no longer secret. My lucky boxer shorts were white cotton covered with red lips. Reading about one charachter and his lucky boxer shorts amazed me. (Watch it men their on to us!!) As I read onward, Ms. Borris described things from far away lands, her placing them in Pelican Point shows insight which comes from knowledge and experience. The book is a fun reader and keeps your interest. Brava Senora

We Men Are On Notice - No More 'Bobs' - anywhere!.....
Cynthia Borris will make you laugh - with her zany plot and characters. With a least one good laugh per page, this book will cure the blues - and maybe the common cold! Her dipiction of men is a classic, and one from which all men, and women, should get ample warning that the old and tired ways of the 'chase' are out with the trash. She lets you meet real men - those who last, and in this case, allows you to laugh at them and with them. It's a fun read all the way, but I haven't picked up a clever story like this in too many months. Creating the mystery, and the events leading up to its solution(?), gives the fortunate reader a brain exercise session straining the best of our second guessers on the outcome. You might as well give up the seconds you open to Page One. The Author outthinks you, races ahead and prepares the trap, not only for the culprits who need catching, but the reader as well. Okay, now you're on your own.... but you gotta buy the book... unless you're into petty 'borrowing.' This one will tickle you long after you know all the answers.

I absoulutely loved this book. It was funny, romantic and just
plain fun. I couldn't put it down. Hope the author writes more
fun stories like this.