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No More Homework! No More Tests!: Kids Favorite Funny School Poems [Paperback]

Bruce Lansky (Author), Stephen Carpenter (Illustrator)
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No More Homework! No More Tests! includes the funniest poems about school ever collected in one book. These hilarious poems were written by a number of poets, including Shel Silverstein, Jack Prelutsky, David L. Harrison, Colin McNaughton, Carol Diggory Shields, Kalli Dakos, and Bruce Lansky. Sillier than a teacher with hiccups, funnier than toilet paper stuck to the bottom of the principal’s shoe, it is certain to have readers laughing by the first page. This book puts the cool back in school and makes students WANT to write and read poetry.

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“Even the most reluctant readers will get caught up in the mix of fun…this collection is guaranteed to elicit laughs.” —Booklist

About the Author

Bruce Lansky has edited 18 poetry anthologies and 3 silly song book anthologies.  He has also created the GigglePoetry.com website for children, and the Girls to the Rescue and New Fangled Fairy Tales series.

Product Details

  • Paperback: 80 pages
  • Publisher: Meadowbrook (August 1, 1997)
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 0671577026
  • ISBN-13: 978-0671577025
  • Product Dimensions: 8.2 x 5.8 x 0.2 inches
  • Shipping Weight: 7.8 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
  • Average Customer Review: 4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (7 customer reviews)
  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #89,242 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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Bruce Lansky is the #1 author of baby-name books in North America. His other name books include: What's Your Baby's Name, Baby Names Around the World, The Best Baby Name Book in the Whole Wide World, The Very Best Baby Name Book in the Whole Wide World, 55000+ Baby Names, 25,000+ Baby Names, The Baby Name Survey Book, and the Mother of All Baby Names. He is also editor of a successful series of humor books, children's poetry books, and children's fiction.

 

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5 of 5 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny!, June 23, 1998
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Finally, a book my kids can't put down. My 8 and 10 year old love these funny poems. They read them over and over again and like to share their favorites with their friends. They've even been inspired to write some of their own poetry.
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7 of 8 people found the following review helpful:
5.0 out of 5 stars Kid Appeal, January 29, 2001
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As a teacher I am constantly trying to find ways to engage my students in writing. My students can't get enough of Mr. Lansky's work. It has inspired children to write who have extreme difficulty doing so! It's a must have in a classroom and a great book to have in the home!!!
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4.0 out of 5 stars Giggles About School, July 15, 2010
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This is another cute book that contains lots of giggles about school. My favorite poem is Norman Norton's Nostrils. I used this poem to introduce a health/science unit on body parts. Students particiapte in a fluency exercise. the book contains lots of gross and giggly poems that will motivate primary age students.
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