No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma [Paperback]

Jeff Foxworthy (Author), David Boyd (Illustrator)

Book Description

Publication Date: April 11, 2006

If you've ever had a job that paid daily, or you've been fired from a construction job because of appearance, or there are three generations of your family currently working at McDonalds, No Redneck Left Behind is the gift book for you. Let's face it. You might be a redneck if . . .

• You were ever fired for shooting spitballs.
• The family business requires a lookout.
• Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.
• You've ever been promoted to dishwasher.
• You've spent more time on parole than on payroll.
• You work at the 99¢ store for the employee discount.
• The only diploma you have on your wall is from DUI school.
• Your medical plan is not to get sick.
• You park in handicapped spaces based on your SAT scores.
• Your savings account is the ashtray in your truck.

Product Details

• Paperback: 96 pages
• Publisher: Thomas Nelson (April 11, 2006)
• Language: English
• ISBN-10: 1401602312
• ISBN-13: 978-1401602314
• Product Dimensions: 7 x 5.1 x 0.3 inches
• Shipping Weight: 3.2 ounces (View shipping rates and policies)
• Average Customer Review: 2.7 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (3 customer reviews)
• Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #1,522,469 in Books (See Top 100 in Books)

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5.0 out of 5 stars Dynamite in a Small Package, September 4, 2008

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Michael Garee (Atlanta, GA) - See all my reviews

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This review is from: No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma (Paperback)

It's true that this book appears to be a little "thin," at least from the standpoint of content. Still, it's classic Foxworthy, which means it's still mighty funny! And very, very creative.

Everytime I pick up one of his "Redneck" books, I continue to be amazed at Foxworthy's comic genius, and, in my humble opinion, that's precisely what it is, genius. I keep waiting for him to run out of funny things to say about "rednecks," but apparently he has an endless supply of "one-liners" about these folks.

Teaming up with illustrator David Boyd also underscores Foxworthy's comic sense and marketing savvy. Foxworthy's "one-liners" are ALWAYS funny to me; they are even funnier when illustrated by Boyd.

Michael Garee

2.0 out of 5 stars No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World..., January 9, 2007

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This review is from: No Redneck Left Behind: Facing the Real World After Gettin' Your Diploma (Paperback)

A real disappointment. Same great redneck jokes but poorly "packaged" ...didn't get what I expected for the money.

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1.0 out of 5 stars things they havent taught you in school, November 28, 2010

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This review is from: No Redneck Left Behind (Kindle Edition)

using the racial slur redneck conjures up images of the first slaves in america who were brought over here on slave ships from europe. the unwanted irish, scotts and english were sent here to work in the fields way before and even with the blacks. other typical names used by plantation owners were cracker and white trash.