Customer Reviews

I'm Not a Fan.. But the Kids Like It!

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Seriously? These guys have a record deal? Thats criminal. These guys make the Insane Clown Posse look like lyrical geniuses. All of their songs are about getting drunk or having sex. There is no substance to their "music" whatsoever. The first time I ever heard of these guys wasn't in a review or an ad, but from Kieth Buckley of Everytime I Die and he was bashing them. Then I heard about Buddy Nielsen from Senses Fail talking smack about them. After that I overheard some dude talking about how bad they are and that it was the worst music he had ever heard. Now its pretty sad if th only publicity a band gets is negative. I really can't understand how anyone could like this "band." The lyrics are terrible, the beats are just recycled Lil Jon and the screaming is more of an annoyance than an addition. Just looking at a picture of these guys makes me want to punch them in the face. Listeing to their music makes me want to go on an all out homicidal rage. The world would be a better place without this band.

god damn brokencyde is TERRIBLE! their lyrics are crude and just disgusting sometimes....and really parents do you want your kids coming back from their show with a shirt that says "skeet skeet" and has fake cum stains on it?

"******* horrendous" - Metal Edge
"A mockery to the world of music" - Trash Magazine
"A near-perfect snapshot of everything that's **** about this point in the culture" - British Commentator Warren Ellis

Nevermind what the critics say? It doesn't mater anyway scene kids, because anybody with two workable ears and taste can detect this music is vile ****. Brokencyde is the absolute nadir of music. There is not a shred of any musical worth in this terrible piece of garbage. The beats are hollow, lifeless, and dull, and the synths are 3rd rate knockoffs of 3rd rate disposable 80's synthpop band. The lyrics come from the mind of a thickheaded meathead. Even the title of the album isn't clever, as it is supposed to be a response to the negative critics. Can somebody even answer why this is supposed to even be a comeback? I don't think anybody with a brain can spot the logic (because there is none), but the "hip, ironic" (read: pretentious) scene kids probably think it's a profound statement. Yeah right.

As a matter of fact, why does this band even have four people? I laugh at the fact these guys need FOUR band members, especially considering how bad they are (some people call them the worst band ever recorded, and that's a fact). Seriously, what band gives credit for lights and fog machine? I also like the fact they have TWO vocalists, who do nothing else like it's a challenge to juggle the brainless lyrics and vocals while managing the simple, terrible music. Even if the two vocalists couldn't use either instruments beforehand, how hard is it to learn how to use synths and drum machines, especially when making music this bad? I could program the two instruments in my sleep and come up with something better.

The fine state of New Mexico should be shamed. If you like Brokencyde, fine, more power to you, but I haven't heard something at all that's this bad, so that's saying something. Just avoid.

Can someone please provide me with some golf pencils that I can stab my eardrums with? This makes "Crazy Town" look like The Beatles. IT'S THAT BAD!

What happens when you combine mind numbing crunk music that makes Lil jon look like genius, and cookie cutter screamo that's as weak as Hawthorne Height's screaming. You get BrokenCyde, quite possibly the worst band I have ever heard. Next to this, some of Soulja Boy's material doesn't sound so bad, . Really, crunkcore? I thought country rap was bad, but country rap doesn't sound so much like a bad idea compared to crunkcore. Pure agony to know somebody even greenlit something this wretched. _____ the music industry. May Brokencide burn in hell.

-/10

It is truly incredible how any group of talentless hacks can get their grabbag of cash by releasing a 30 minute craptstorm of horrible autoned noise garbage mixed in with terrible growling vocals and absolutely insipid lyrics. Apparently it takes four members to produce such beautiful poetry on laughable vomit festivals like on these songs. Parents, let me ask you - is THIS what you want your kids to listen to? Horrible 2 minute "songs" about a quadro of tools dancing around in a bar and having sex with half the women they see? Do you honestly want your kid coming home with a shirt that says "Skeet Skeet" with fake semen stains on it? Like Waking the Cadaver, another absolutely awful band which I reviewed earlier, these lyrics are absolutely offensive towards women, and these four brainless losers should be put in jail.

This seriously, truly offends me. As I'm writing this review, in fact, I'm getting more and more pissed off with each word. So to save me from getting more pissed off, I'll end this review here - half of our American population are absolute blockheads, knowing we like and produce feces like this.

i stumbled upon brokencyde whilst browsing the net one day and was intrigued simply upon the fact that around 95% of the internet absolutely hate and detest this band and 5% love them.

needless to say, i listened to "freaks" (no stupid post-myspace/txt spelling for me) and turned it off and never looked back. i have to agree with the other reviewers that are saying this band is everything that's wrong with the scene and myspace generation. i'm no goody-two-shoes but compared to these guys i feel like everything i've ever done was right. this album just makes you shake your head.

if you have kids and they want to buy this album, i'd really suggest you don't let them, kids shouldn't be listening to this garbage and you'll probably get a disease just from touching the cd. these guys are the anti-common sense. i'm not a saint but i dont promote telling tweens and teens to get drunk, do drugs, have underaged sex and generally ruin your life all in the name of a good time.

all these cds should be destroyed. i highly suggest they take a swan dive with all of them into a volcano and do the world a favor. i still cant believe that they have a record deal. that's like getting a million dollars for breathing. wtf is wrong with people?!

...but if you're looking for something to listen to for reasons unrelated to comedy, then this...oh boy...this is NOT...I repeat, NOT...what you're looking for, okay? Make no mistake, I KNOW what I'm talking about.

But again, if you like Weird Al Yankovic or Jon Lajoie, and you're looking for something like that, just a lot f***ing stupider, then this is probably for you. Just be warned - prolonged exposure to this noise has been clinically proven to induce seizures, bring on bouts of gastroenteritis, and in some extreme cases even cause ones head to spontaneously explode without warning.

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Ha ha ha ha ha ha....oh God I'm sorry. I'm trying to review this seriously. <Snort> Bwahahaha! This must be a joke. There is NO WAY a band can be this bad. It's not possible. These guys are fooling us all. I recommend this album for anyone who wants to have a successful party. Put this on and stand back...classic.

and record labels wonder why no one wants to by their music anymore. just plain terrible