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Nympho Diver G-String Festival
on April 11, 2013
This movie is in Japanese so remember to use English subtitles, and hope you went to speed reading classes.
Nikkasu's Roman Porno movies with their underwater sequences were left in the lurch for this one, as it went for the slap-and-tickle over-the-top sexed-up recruits who sets the village men on fire, and forcing them to use their water hoses to cool off the pretty divers.
Nobuo-san had the job of finding the divers, but he could only handle so much seduction, so he only found five girls.
Since the employment of the girls the village prospers, hanky-panky is around nearly every corner with the typical flavour of the region. Even the local monk gets into the act as his job is to end people's suffering. He shows one woman the way to nirvana with a two-foot gavel, and the mayor uses a camera's telephoto lens to show another woman a different meaning of photography.
The g-string festival was worth watching to see what clam divers did at their yearly bash, but it was spoilt by a cat fight of two rival suitors.
There is one baby who was much more mature than the normal baby who wanted mummy's milk and much more. Mummy also wanted something from baby as well, and got covered by his exploding water gun.
After all the fun and games life got back to normal for the last ten minutes of the film.
I found this to be a typical Japanese movie with more than enough naughty bits, sometimes funny and somewhat enjoyable. I gave this movie four stars as the village had lots to be thankful for after the girls started their jobs as clam divers, but whether much work got done is another story. For one girl it was a short career, but I will not tell you why. I recommend this movie only if you understand the Japanese genre, but I relished the experience.