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Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything (Voices of the Tea Party) [Kindle Edition]

Frank J. Fleming
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (170 customer reviews)

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Book Description

It's hard to remember the dark days before 2008. It was a time of hatred, racism, violence, obese children, war, untaxed rich people, and incandescent light bulbs -- perhaps the worst days we had ever seen. And at the heart of it all was a thuggish, thoughtless man, George W. Bush, who lashed out angrily at whatever he didn't understand -- and he understood so very little. Then there was that laugh of his -- that horrible snicker that mocked everything intelligent and nuanced. Also, he looked like a chimp.

It seemed like the end for the United States of America. We would crumble in the hands of vicious, superstitious dimwits determined to hunt "ter'ists" or other figments of Bush's rotten mind. There was nothing left to do but head to Whole Foods to prepare our organic, sustainable, fair-trade last meal as the country ended around us. Despair had overtaken us, and we wondered aloud whether we could ever feel hope again.

And then a man emerged who firmly answered, "Yes we can!"

Oh, but Barack Obama was no mere man. He was a paragon of intelligence and civilized society. A savior to the world's depressed. A lightbringer. A genius thinking thoughts the common man could never hope to comprehend. And his words -- his beautiful words read from crystal panes -- reached down to our souls and told us all would be well. With the simple act of casting a ballot for Barack Obama, we could make the world an immeasurably better place -- a world of peace, of love, of understanding, of unicorns, of rainbows, of expanded entitlements. This was his promise. And now, having had him as president for more than two years, we can say without reservation that he has delivered all his promises and more and is the best president this country -- or any country -- has ever had or could even imagine to have.



Product Details

  • File Size: 254 KB
  • Print Length: 26 pages
  • Publisher: Broadside e-books (November 15, 2011)
  • Sold by: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005UD1GWI
  • Text-to-Speech: Enabled
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #169,913 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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156 of 184 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Political Satire at its best November 15, 2011
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This is a great work of satire skewering the Obama phenomonon with a razor sharp wit. Frank Fleming has a rare gift for political satire that is funny and cutting without veering off into the mean spirited or name calling that usually infects the genre.
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106 of 131 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious take on today's administration November 15, 2011
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This is a great tongue-in-cheek parody of the Obama administration. There's at least one laugh every page. The content for the price makes this beyond a bargin, but a steal! You'll never see the moon the same way again.
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17 of 20 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Greatest satirist ever! November 27, 2011
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I can only hope that Mr. Fleming and/or the publishers plan on releasing a print edition ASAP. I just read the first 8 pages and found myself laughing out loud in Barnes and Noble. This book is cathartic for those of us who have been walking around in a state of suppressed rage for the past 3 years. I immediately wanted to order 10 - 25 print copies as Christmas gifts. Sadly they are not available. As it is I wlll have to let people borrow my kindle to experience this respite from the madness. I genuinely believe a print edition would become an Amazon #1 best seller on the basis of referrals alone if priced appropriately.

Also, for those of you who enjoyed this pamphlet, search YouTube for Andrew Klavan. You will find several video clips (3 to 10 minutes long) that will elicit the same feelings one gets from reading Fleming's work.
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37 of 47 people found the following review helpful
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...and that way is a surrealism that makes Groucho Marx look like Walter Cronkite. You might think it impossible to exaggerate the vainglory, folly and self-adulation of Barack Obama and his cronies but Fleming accomplishes it with hilarious ease in a burlesque skewering worthy of the National Lampoon or Punch in the days when they were funny.
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37 of 47 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great political satire November 15, 2011
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Frank Fleming takes the stereotypes liberals and the main stream media use and brings them all to their ridiculous life. In this bizarro world of the left wind media Chris Matthews gets tingles when he hears Obama and speech against W that borders on a felony gets a pass. Fleming brings this all to it's insane conclusion. Brillant and funny.
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21 of 26 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I got a tingle up my leg. December 4, 2011
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Are you feeling just a bit discouraged because the Republicans have been preventing Barack Obama from bringing the hope and change we need? Do you find yourself no longer admiring the crease in his pants as much as you used to? Does listening to the One's speeches no longer give you quite the same tingle up your leg? Then you need to read Frank J. Fleming's Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything.
You will be reminded once again of the dark times in the BO (Before Obama) era. You will be able to relive the wonder and glory of The One's election, of his masterful administration, his ingenious policies. You will recall His daring foreign policy in which He travelled around the world apologized for America's many transgressions. Best of all, Fleming provides the facts you need to refute the suggestions from your racist friends and neighbors that Obama may not be the Greatest President Ever.

And, if you don't happen to be an Obama fan, you'll at least have a few good laughs as the country and the economy goes down the toilet. Fleming really is a brilliant and hilarious satirist. Let's hope this is just the first of many, many books
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent! June 6, 2013
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The title sets the mood for this quick, witty and very entertaining read. Told from the viewpoint of an Obama sycophant, the actions of the Obama administration's first two plus years are illustrated truthfully but with the illogical slant of a left wing socialist that is unencumbered by a basic understanding of economics and the Constitution.
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21 of 26 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars The Greatest Book in the History of Awesome December 25, 2011
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Before I read this book, I confess, I thought Obama was, at best, a mediocre president, or, at worst, the hellish spawn of Satan himself. But this book has changed all that. Now I believe that Mount Rushmore is too small a monument for his inestimably worthy visage. Now, I will not find rest until I see his unbelievably handsome countenance permanently nuked into the landscape of the Sea of Tranquility. Truly, a man, nay, a HERO of such staggering accomplishment deserves nothing less.

The only reason I didn't give this book six stars (other than that Amazon only allows me select up to five) is the disappointing and unaccountable lack of what I consider the sine qua non of modern literature: dinosaurs mounted with rocket launchers. And maybe lasers. If it had had those, it would have been, perhaps, the first truly perfect book ever written.

You get all the wit and wisdom of Our Dear Leader's first term, along with Frank J.'s masterful insight into the phenomenon that is Barack Hisworshipfulness Obama for less the the price of a really good beer. So, unless you are an alcoholic, pick it up. And if you are an alcoholic, drink something a little cheaper and pick it up. I did, and it changed my life. This is definitely the Three Wolf Moon T-shirt of books, about the Wenger 16999 Giant Swiss Army Knife of Presidents.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
1.0 out of 5 stars Im not saying how crappy of a writer this guy is
I thought I reviewd this already. I know I did. Im not saying how crappy of a writer this guy is. People need to explain to some of the really hate filled right that the jokes are... Read more
Published 1 month ago by M. Pemberton
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Pretty fair evaluation of the the first Black President.........or was he White? His Mother was!
Published 1 month ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
do not know
Published 1 month ago by Pafka
3.0 out of 5 stars sour grapes from the teabagers, thats all. whats worse, not even...
Most of us whites already know why a certain segment of our white population; i.e. hateful white conservatives, hate blacks: they are threatened by them. Read more
Published 2 months ago by Douglas B. Barr
4.0 out of 5 stars funny commentary
Hysterical!!!! I must have used a dozen quotes on my liberal friends. FYI this is real a series of
snotenttarys not a book. Funny as can be though. Enjoy.
Published 4 months ago by Ralph D. Sandy Hook, CT
5.0 out of 5 stars Funny!
The One can obviously do no wrong. The book was written too soon to include all of his latest debacles like the VA scandal.
Published 4 months ago by Dave Kole
4.0 out of 5 stars Very Funny Satire
I laughed aloud more than once reading this satirical paen to Obama. I read a large assortment of commentaries, opinion pieces and news items all reporting on the dismal failure... Read more
Published 5 months ago by Seadog48
5.0 out of 5 stars Very funny!
More stellar FJF.... He is one of the funniest right wing smart alecs in America. Love him and his hilarious webpage: IMAO
Published 6 months ago by Amazon Customer
4.0 out of 5 stars Funny if one likes sarcasm (which I certainly do)
This was a quick but fun read. The sad part is, the thinking portrayed by those who blindly love the current POTUS is not that far from reality. Read more
Published 7 months ago by Clark Hansen
4.0 out of 5 stars Good quick political satire!
Worth the humorous hour you will spend reading this. About the only humor I can fond about the POTUS. Fun!
Published 7 months ago by Michael Sill
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More About the Author

Frank J. Fleming has written articles making fun of politics since high school and never plans to stop. His writing has appeared in the New York Post, PJ Media, Townhall, and USA Today as well as his blog IMAO.us. Frank is a Carnegie Mellon University graduate and also works as an electrical and software engineer when he's not writing. He lives in Idaho with his wife and two children. Frank is the country's leading advocate for nuking the moon.

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