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Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything [Kindle Edition]

Frank J. Fleming
4.1 out of 5 stars  See all reviews (184 customer reviews)

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Book Description

It's hard to remember the dark days before 2008. It was a time of hatred, racism, violence, obese children, war, untaxed rich people, and incandescent light bulbs -- perhaps the worst days we had ever seen. And at the heart of it all was a thuggish, thoughtless man, George W. Bush, who lashed out angrily at whatever he didn't understand -- and he understood so very little. Then there was that laugh of his -- that horrible snicker that mocked everything intelligent and nuanced. Also, he looked like a chimp.

It seemed like the end for the United States of America. We would crumble in the hands of vicious, superstitious dimwits determined to hunt "ter'ists" or other figments of Bush's rotten mind. There was nothing left to do but head to Whole Foods to prepare our organic, sustainable, fair-trade last meal as the country ended around us. Despair had overtaken us, and we wondered aloud whether we could ever feel hope again.

And then a man emerged who firmly answered, "Yes we can!"

Oh, but Barack Obama was no mere man. He was a paragon of intelligence and civilized society. A savior to the world's depressed. A lightbringer. A genius thinking thoughts the common man could never hope to comprehend. And his words -- his beautiful words read from crystal panes -- reached down to our souls and told us all would be well. With the simple act of casting a ballot for Barack Obama, we could make the world an immeasurably better place -- a world of peace, of love, of understanding, of unicorns, of rainbows, of expanded entitlements. This was his promise. And now, having had him as president for more than two years, we can say without reservation that he has delivered all his promises and more and is the best president this country -- or any country -- has ever had or could even imagine to have.



Product Details

  • File Size: 254 KB
  • Print Length: 27 pages
  • Publisher: Broadside e-books (November 15, 2011)
  • Sold by: HarperCollins Publishers
  • Language: English
  • ASIN: B005UD1GWI
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  • Amazon Best Sellers Rank: #169,603 Paid in Kindle Store (See Top 100 Paid in Kindle Store)
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158 of 187 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Political Satire at its best November 15, 2011
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This is a great work of satire skewering the Obama phenomonon with a razor sharp wit. Frank Fleming has a rare gift for political satire that is funny and cutting without veering off into the mean spirited or name calling that usually infects the genre.
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107 of 132 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious take on today's administration November 15, 2011
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This is a great tongue-in-cheek parody of the Obama administration. There's at least one laugh every page. The content for the price makes this beyond a bargin, but a steal! You'll never see the moon the same way again.
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40 of 50 people found the following review helpful
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...and that way is a surrealism that makes Groucho Marx look like Walter Cronkite. You might think it impossible to exaggerate the vainglory, folly and self-adulation of Barack Obama and his cronies but Fleming accomplishes it with hilarious ease in a burlesque skewering worthy of the National Lampoon or Punch in the days when they were funny.
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23 of 28 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars I got a tingle up my leg. December 4, 2011
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Are you feeling just a bit discouraged because the Republicans have been preventing Barack Obama from bringing the hope and change we need? Do you find yourself no longer admiring the crease in his pants as much as you used to? Does listening to the One's speeches no longer give you quite the same tingle up your leg? Then you need to read Frank J. Fleming's Obama: The Greatest President in the History of Everything.
You will be reminded once again of the dark times in the BO (Before Obama) era. You will be able to relive the wonder and glory of The One's election, of his masterful administration, his ingenious policies. You will recall His daring foreign policy in which He travelled around the world apologized for America's many transgressions. Best of all, Fleming provides the facts you need to refute the suggestions from your racist friends and neighbors that Obama may not be the Greatest President Ever.

And, if you don't happen to be an Obama fan, you'll at least have a few good laughs as the country and the economy goes down the toilet. Fleming really is a brilliant and hilarious satirist. Let's hope this is just the first of many, many books
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17 of 20 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Greatest satirist ever! November 27, 2011
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I can only hope that Mr. Fleming and/or the publishers plan on releasing a print edition ASAP. I just read the first 8 pages and found myself laughing out loud in Barnes and Noble. This book is cathartic for those of us who have been walking around in a state of suppressed rage for the past 3 years. I immediately wanted to order 10 - 25 print copies as Christmas gifts. Sadly they are not available. As it is I wlll have to let people borrow my kindle to experience this respite from the madness. I genuinely believe a print edition would become an Amazon #1 best seller on the basis of referrals alone if priced appropriately.

Also, for those of you who enjoyed this pamphlet, search YouTube for Andrew Klavan. You will find several video clips (3 to 10 minutes long) that will elicit the same feelings one gets from reading Fleming's work.
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37 of 47 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Great political satire November 15, 2011
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Frank Fleming takes the stereotypes liberals and the main stream media use and brings them all to their ridiculous life. In this bizarro world of the left wind media Chris Matthews gets tingles when he hears Obama and speech against W that borders on a felony gets a pass. Fleming brings this all to it's insane conclusion. Brillant and funny.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
3.0 out of 5 stars Funny, but really SHORT September 21, 2012
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Even being on the skewering end of this parody of support for Barack Obama, I found it pretty funny. I loved where it described Sarah Palin as "a crazed Amazon from the north whose heart was filled with moose-murder."

The only caveat is that it is hard to call something this short a "book." It's more like the length of an article in The Scientific American magazine and you can be done with it in 30 minutes.
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7 of 7 people found the following review helpful
5.0 out of 5 stars Excellent! June 6, 2013
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The title sets the mood for this quick, witty and very entertaining read. Told from the viewpoint of an Obama sycophant, the actions of the Obama administration's first two plus years are illustrated truthfully but with the illogical slant of a left wing socialist that is unencumbered by a basic understanding of economics and the Constitution.
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Most Recent Customer Reviews
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Funny!
Published 26 days ago by Amazon Customer
1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
Not the slightest bit funny. Not even for "satire".
Published 1 month ago by stephanie
1.0 out of 5 stars One Star
What a joke..no wonder it costs a dollar
Published 1 month ago by Dave C.
5.0 out of 5 stars Hilarious!
It's difficult to come up with a better description than "hilarious" for Fleming's book. From the first page to the last, Fleming enlightens us to the complete and utter... Read more
Published 1 month ago by Victoria M. Aylward
5.0 out of 5 stars BEST Obama Humor Book Ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
This book makes you truly appreciate the UTTER BLINDING MAGNIFICENCE AND ABSOLUTE PERFECTION of Barrack Obama--and see yourself for the miserable earthworm you are for not adoring... Read more
Published 1 month ago by rush1313
3.0 out of 5 stars Its a book! That's all I can say right ...
Its a book! That's all I can say right now.
Published 2 months ago by Mark Hagel
5.0 out of 5 stars very funny!
This could easily be updated with current Obama awesomeness post 2012 election. I would greatly look forward to that book.
Published 2 months ago by T. Furgal
5.0 out of 5 stars Verry funny,but couldn't be truer.
This fraud for a President,should have been vetted before the people
We're given him as a Presidential candidate. He sucks.
Published 3 months ago by james s. govelovich
5.0 out of 5 stars Five Stars
Awesome book, but it needs an update
Published 3 months ago by Amazon Customer
5.0 out of 5 stars Awesome
I love the tone of this book. It is a light and funny read before bedtime.
Published 3 months ago by SVR
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More About the Author

Frank J. Fleming has written articles making fun of politics since high school and never plans to stop. His writing has appeared in the New York Post, PJ Media, Townhall, and USA Today as well as his blog IMAO.us. Frank is a Carnegie Mellon University graduate and works as a writer/developer for the creative agency Emergent Order. He lives in Austin with his wife and two children. Frank is the country's leading advocate for nuking the moon.


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